In case any of you have missed me (and I know you have :bigthumb:) I figured I'd let you guys know I'm now halfway through my police academy training out here in Hawaii. Its taken up pretty much all of my time and whats left I've spent with my GF which leaves me no time to play online :mad:. There been any interesting stuff happening in the last 3 months I should catch up on?

Oh shit! You better watch out...

Vert's gunnagitcha. You're stealing his game....


Um... otherwise, nothing much has happened. Newbs have joined, newbs have fled (or been banned). Mark was banned, then his alt account was banned. Then his alt account's alt account... Now he's back.

Zero is a born again saint (just don't insult football, he got touchy over that one) now. Um... DAK decided to join the Navy.

I can't think of anything else... I drove half the length of England today to get a fucking exhaust leak in my manifold fixed =\ I'm now tired and going to bed.

How's training so far?? Are they going to spray you with OC Spray??? that shit (anything 10% +) will rock your world!

See sig.

And Fenda fucked a gopher. Can't leave out the important details.

And Fenda fucked a gopher. Can't leave out the important details.

Very true, I'll never think about the 4th of July the same again.

We all gotta have some extracurricular activity from time to time, lol :bigthumb:

I much rather prefer the hot drunk slutty chick at the bar over the sober ugly chick looking for a sympathy lay. Hey, at least ya didn't need to wear a rubber with the gopher though. You know it hadn't been touched in the past. :bigthumb:

grats.
actually, its been slow since you left due to mark's ban but finally we are seeing more members on-line these days as people are going back to school (?).

the biggest surprise was seeing zero's return. apparently he turned nicey nice and showed a pic of his cock. (true story)....but ill see what i can do to get him to zero of old. no worries.

there was a flood in the tfl basement as a storm of tears came from queen. no idea how this came about but there were whispers of PMS and fagbots.

there were cuss words flinging around in the church section. infractions were charged to a few people, causing one to be banned for a day. guess who?


server was gang raped by cosborne and his mods, causing lag to all servers across the world.

i recieve porn at work from the boys. rather I discard them in the trash, just send me a PM and i'll e-mail what and whenever i get em. i hate being wasteful.

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note to zero::im funny and witty

How's training so far?? Are they going to spray you with OC Spray??? that shit (anything 10% +) will rock your world!

Yeah, we're gonna get hit with OC, they make a day out of it :blah:

We also get tazer'd twice, once with those prongs that shoot out and once with a drive stun. I've not looking forward to that either, those prongs are barbed and at least 1/4 in long! Right now we're almost done with arrest control stuff, by far the hardest shit I've ever done. I'm talking a full 45 min workout in the morning AND after lunch along with learning all the take downs and pressure points. I thought my leg was broken when they kicked me one day. Other then that its mostly "yes sir!", push ups when you screw up, and bookwork, lots and lots of bookwork.

Sounds fun. My suggestion... get yourself some Johnson & Johnson baby shampoo for the day of the OC spray. Do you know if they are using military grade spray, or just your standard mace/riot control tear gas stuff??


Hehe, workouts = good. It helps ya think later on =P

I much rather prefer the hot drunk slutty chick at the bar over the sober ugly chick looking for a sympathy lay. Hey, at least ya didn't need to wear a rubber with the gopher though. You know it hadn't been touched in the past.

I'm oblivious to your thinly veiled s@rcasm, to each their own though, lol. I don't tend to go for either of those choices you listed (neither slutty nor ugly). Not a chance in hell I will ever *not* use a rubber... I don't trust women enough for that shit, lol.

You had the ole "I'm on Birth control when they really weren't or they somehow got a faux pregnancy" shit happen to you too?

Nah... I'm in the navy. I've seen (through my friends wives/girlfriends) how big of whores women really are. I'm talkin' craigslist adds saying "the hubby just deployed for 6-8 and she's looking for a b/f while he's gone (must be good with children)" type whores.

I'm not saying that all women are like this, but until I can be sure the little guy stays wrapped...

Mark can tell you all about how women are the devil. I sum it up as 'Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.'

Lol!! I'll take advice on females from Mark the day after I take workout tips from Wot =P

Picking up a beer burns a couple calories.

Picking up a beer burns a couple calories.

!!!! I almost forgot to buy more beer on my way home from work..

thx reminder :peace:

NP. I gotta pick some up for World Series Game 1.