What is the most annoying hand shake youve ever experience and tell us how you give a hand shake.

Me? The most annoying is from my doctor. While flapping his lips, he lightly shakes my hand and doesnt let go until about 30 seconds or so later. Very distracting.

My shake : Instead of just reaching for the hand to shake, I swing my hand at a decent velocity and clasps with thiers at a sudden force.

With women: I just tug their hand to my crotch. Lets them know where the penis is at. Probably why Im not allowed in churches. j/k. Witout shaking, I gently take their hand by their four fingers. Bull Dikes however, I shake em like a man.

The most annoying would have to be the limp hand shake. I also hate the handshake while moving.

I take their hand, grasp it firm and give them 2 pumps.

shake up and down twice

..also annoying is when people don't give you the reach around hand shake


WTF????

:lmfao:Hooly laffpop batman I cant stop laffig!

:scratch:

When people grab you at the first knuckle line and squeeze. Dead-fish shake I think it's called.

I grew up around diplomats. Whatever kind of handshake you're trying to give, you're getting your hand crushed :P

I hate the handshake that doesn't involve me banging the dude's daughter.

most annoying is definitely the clammy, weak handshake from shifty and/or wimpy people...also annoying is when people don't look you in the eye

I guess you won't be shaking my hand anytime soon.

Never shake his hand, although he asks you please
Never shake his hand, or you'll catch his disease
It's hard to gauge the power he commands

I'm wary about shaking hands after seeing Mallrats.

"Care for a chocolate covered pretzel"?

Fairly normal handshake here, usually mirror whatever the other person does. Nothing memorable for better or worse.

Then, after we're done, I smile and think to myself that I recently masturbated with that same hand.

Then, after we're done, I smile and think to myself that I recently masturbated with that same hand.

The funny part about this is the other guy is probably thinking the same thing. So basicly you guys just touched each others penis.....Ew.

I hate it when people prematurely grasp and you get a gay hand shake.