Vert8813B
12-07-2007, 09:31 AM
Enjoy it. Get drunk. Bang a fat chick. She can always make you bacon and eggs tomorrow morning, as you discuss how drunk you were to shack up with her.
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Vert8813B 12-07-2007, 09:31 AM Enjoy it. Get drunk. Bang a fat chick. She can always make you bacon and eggs tomorrow morning, as you discuss how drunk you were to shack up with her. Tofuball 12-07-2007, 09:32 AM Thanks, but 1) I'm not you 2) I'm married 3) Bacon is trafe, eggs are bad for my high cholesterol :P Vert8813B 12-07-2007, 09:34 AM Booooo! Well at least get drunk and have drunk party sex with your wife. Have a couple pop tarts tomorrow. :( Tofuball 12-07-2007, 09:35 AM Getting drunk is retarded :P I'm prolly buying a house this weekend. :D Vert8813B 12-07-2007, 09:36 AM Sweet. I need to get me one of them too. I either need a job that pays substantially more, or to move out of this area. People from NYC moved up here and made everything expensive. :( Tofuball 12-07-2007, 11:05 AM The place I'm getting is preeeeety small. But it's on a lot of flat land in a great location. Besides, I dont own it yet .. . czarofzar 12-07-2007, 11:42 AM happy bday tofu! Manntis 12-07-2007, 12:04 PM Hippo Birdy Two Ewes Queen 12-07-2007, 12:07 PM Thanks, but 1) I'm not you LOL and happy birthday fcdrifter13 12-07-2007, 08:31 PM The place I'm getting is preeeeety small. But it's on a lot of flat land in a great location. Besides, I dont own it yet .. . I hope you can work on a car on your own property where your moving to. Tofuball 12-07-2007, 10:32 PM Thank you all for your well-birthday-wishes. I hope you can work on a car on your own property where your moving to. Hey, if I could work on my own car at the property I lived at now, you wouldn't be driving it!! :P Ark2 12-07-2007, 10:39 PM happy bday Eatmyclutch 12-07-2007, 11:09 PM Herpy birthday. fcdrifter13 12-07-2007, 11:42 PM Thank you all for your well-birthday-wishes. Hey, if I could work on my own car at the property I lived at now, you wouldn't be driving it!! :P lol good point young sir. ikon 12-08-2007, 07:08 PM Happy Birthday dude Tofuball 12-08-2007, 10:21 PM Sweet first post, thanks :) bx7 12-10-2007, 05:09 AM Thanks, but 1) I'm not you 2) I'm married 3) Bacon is trafe, eggs are bad for my high cholesterol :P Happy Belated BDay. Bacon is trafe? Not according to Hashem. Do you remember "Rise Peter, kill and eat." from Acts? Tofuball 12-10-2007, 10:25 AM Sure I do. Acts 11 Also Rom. 14:19-20 _I_ still won't eat bacon, but not because I'm worried it will defile me. Vert8813B 12-10-2007, 11:10 AM Drink a glass of Red Wine with the Bacon. Clears the arteries right out! Vert8813B 12-10-2007, 11:36 AM Yep. It goes well with Pork. bx7 12-10-2007, 11:37 AM because it's about 60% saturated fat? smart man...most American breakfast foods are complete trash, even orange juice is very high in (natural) sugar I start out the morning with a nice tall glass of Spirulina :) Ha! My wife has been worried about my bacon content. She started buying me turkey bacon which is basically turkey that's been sprayed with bacon flavor and painted red. I love the stuff. Tofuball 12-10-2007, 01:52 PM Turkey bacon tends to contain pork :P I don't eat pork or shellfish. I'll very rarely eat red meat, and I wont go out and buy it, I only eat it when it is offered to me. I eat mostly fruits, nuts, seeds, beans, potatoes, veggies, bran, homemade bread, rice, tofu, fish, turkey and chicken. Lots of Asian foods. Nothing with MSG or HFCS. I only cook using cast iron cookware, and I don't drink out of plastic cups unless I have to. Weird enough for you? :P |
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