Top 'O the Morning to ya


I just got done eating Bangers and Mash and drinking Guinness now it is time for a nap!!

My co-worker pinched me for not wearing green. Does that count as sexual harassment?

Weekdays aren't good for St. Patty's day.

Yesterday I finished biking 20 miles, took a shower, didn't comb my hair, and tossed on some beater clothes for around the house.

My buddy calls me and wanted to get some coffee at Starbucks to catch up.

I said that instead we should find some green beer. We ended up going to this nice asian club that was recently decked up.

After we got our Guiness some American born Taiwanese came up to me and asked me if she can use my napkin, which I had as a coaster to wipe up the spill that she had on her shirt.

I looked over at the counter that she was at and saw a stack of napkins.

I laughed and said sure and then asked if she was trying to pick me up.

The gal is 5"1' with what looked like a full B or small C cup. Ski slope nose, cute smile, etc. A little above average.

She sat next to me and we started chatting. And she was reaching over, brushing up against my, etc.

She just graduated from San Diego State and was in a Sorority.

She gave me her #. I think I'm 15 years older than her. Should I hit it?

BTW, there is another gal that is 19 that wants me to take her out for dinner. 5'9" Strawberry blonde. Should I?

lol, classic batman

that's funny?

just a mere observation.

It's a miracle that u can't bible thumped my post...... yet

DUDE...lay the pipe down!