Woke up this morning around 8AM, stomach didn't feel too good. :throwup: around 815. The bulk of it was the burrito I had at chipolte last night. Felt it coming up and braced for the worst because that shit *burned*. Some went up my nose, really couldn't wash that out, so it smelled like I had my head in the toilet for about 30minutes. Crawled back in bed, only to :repuke: again 20mins later.

This kept up for about 2 hours, getting up and hurling every 30mins or so. At this point there's nothing between my stomach and mouth, so it's really just the muscle-contractions of throwing up, but nothing's coming up. Switched from driving the porcelain bus to reigning the porcelain throne around 11AM, that was some of the nastiest shit I think I've ever had come out my ass. Chunky liquid, about the same consistency as the vomit, but holy shit it stunk.

It's 5:22PM right now, haven't spewed in about two hours, able to keep water down for more than an hour. I still have zero energy, my whole damn body aches, and i'm thinking about making something to eat in hopes it won't be passing through my mouth ever again.

http://www.devilducky.com/media/22880/ <-- WTF poodle exercise video

and Steve Fossett has way too much money.

sounds like food poisoning

The symptoms from the most common types of food poisoning generally start within 2 to 6 hours of eating the food responsible. That time may be longer (even a number of days) or shorter, depending on the toxin or organism responsible for the food poisoning. The possible symptoms include:

* Nausea and vomiting
* Abdominal cramps
* Diarrhea (may be bloody)
* Fever and chills
* Weakness (may be serious and lead to respiratory arrest)
* Headache

yep, that's what i was thinking

Awesome description, I have to say the "reigning the porcelain throne" was the highlight IMO.

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being sick really fucking sucks.

This thread should have been titled "Water is wet." Lol j/k, I feel bad for you, been there before.

I went to bed at about 8PM yesterday night, woke up around 10AM this morning feeling *much* better. Not quite 100%, but able to get things done that I needed to do yesterday.

yep

parasite/bacterial infection is no fun....been there, done that, took a few months to beat it in my case....stay away from antibiotics

Be sure and take that advice should you ever contract the flesh eating disease.

Last night I was drinking a little too much and had eatin about 1.5 pizzas at 3am and I woke up feeling awfull. Head hurts, eyes hurt, neck hurt, over all body hurts and it seems my ears have a constant ring to them. Loaded up on some PM stuff and going to crash anytime now.

stay away from antibiotics

Yea, let the lord work his magic.

:worship: :piss:

Did the herbs make your crotch crickets go away, Mark?

I'd like to see you successfully treat Bilharzia with something you picked up from GNC...

for fucks sake yzf....

i wish you'd drink the bad kool aid and jump on the ship behind the nearest comet to earth already....

I get 20% off of all purchases the first 7 days of each month...

Worthless? I THINK NOT.

They carry about 102381290381093 different brands... anything popular...they have it.... I never buy storebrand shit in any situation.

I used to think herbs were bs for American Indians as well...but, they workedPsychological belief in a remedy being solely responsible for the cure is absolutely possible, and placebo studies have proven this. However, you're not getting rid of snail flukes with a bottle of Gingko root...

that sucks man grosss