But man, that Sailor Jerry rum fucked my shit up... I am wrecked like a motherfucker right now... Luckily, Lynn is sober so if ther's a kid emergency we
re straight, but damn, that stuff is MUCH better than Captain Morgan.

BTW, watch "Jaws" sometime while drunk, it's fun to talk shit to the shark.

:D

YZF, you are so non-motherfucking-Christian, it makes me sick.

Here's a hint: Telling people you want to see them suffer in the pits of hell: Not Christian.

$100T2 is drunk! Woot. I was considering getting a bottle of that sailor jerry from the other thread, now its damn near a must.

LOL. If you liked that, then maybe I should start posting more reviews of the various alcoholic beverages I drink. Might get some more folks messed, and that makes for an interesting time for all...

this shit is hillarious... :rofl:

Allright, for my next alcohol bit, I'll tell ya'll a little bit about myself.

I am a Star Trek fan. Beyond what most of you folks would consider a "Trekkie". For a good part of my life (6th grade to 12th grade) I was the ultimate Trek nerd. Then, I found some cooler shit, like violent video games, origami, mixology, cars, etc. The new hobbies drew time away from the trek habbit, but I've never lost touch with my roots. Needless to say, my TV stays on Spike TV a lot during the day.

Anyways, if you've seen any Star Trek, you've probably heard of Romulan Ale. That blue stuff they drink at formal affairs, the stuff they always complain about because it's illegal in the federation. Basically, it is a VERY powerful drink that can mess you up something fierce.

Well, some people out there seem to be bigger trekkies and better mixologists than me. They came up with a recipe for Romulan Ale, that you can make with mundane earth beverages. Of course, this interested me greatly, so I had to make me some.

Basically, human made Romulan Ale consists of three ingredients:

Equal parts this:
http://www.laurita.online.fr/photos/115.jpg

This:
http://www.kaja21.co.kr/bbs/table/winegoods/upload/bacardi%201.jpg

And this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/20/Everclear.jpg/464px-Everclear.jpg

Mix them all together and you get Romulan Ale:
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b356/KatakanaKarl/RomulanAle.jpg

You want a drink that will mess you up? Try this shit. The taste is hard to judge, since you mostly taste the fire of high-proof alcohol, but if you have a skilled tounge, you might catch a hint of bittersweet orange from the curaçao before the burn hits your throat. The first night I made it, I had 10 shots. That was the most fucked up I have ever been in my life, and I get fucked up a lot (like 3 or more times a week).

A few weeks ago, I gave a bud of mine a couple shots before we hit the local Taco Bell for some cruch wrap supremes. The girl at the counter got his order wrong THREE times. Normally, this is not the sort of guy to make a big deal about something like that, but with the Romulan Ale in him, he got pissed the fuck off. We're kind of affraid to go back to Taco Bell now, since they might call the cops on us.

I like to drink a shot now and then with a fairly cheap beer (like Yuengling) chaser to wash it down. I call this a Romulan Boilermaker, and it's a bit easier to deal with. Some folks mix a shot with a can of Sprite, but I think that's the sissy's way out. The best way to drink it is freezing ass cold, stick in the freezer for a few hours and just toss it back.

It's also a good drink for spitting fire. Wait until night, get yourself a good decent torch lighter, and FWOOOOM!!!

Awesome stuff...

...just remember to drink responsibly. Karl cannot be held responsible for blindness, injuries from falling down stares, third degree burns, abused pets, embarressed family and friends, girlfriend dumping you for being a drunk, Taco Bell bitch getting orders wrong, or accidental death due to alcohol poisoning.

You have been warned, LOL.

And one more thing, the next time you think us Trek Nerds are all geeky computer freeks with no girlfriends and too much free times, remember this: I was the GOD of high school parties back in my day. All I had to do was say "Par-" and there were folks on my lawn before I could finish the word. I can get down with the best of them, despite my collection of 1/250 scale models and toy phasers.

Cheers!

gay

I am totally fucked up drank a colorado motherfucker tonight....(yukon jack, armaretto and lime juice, along with too many beeers!!! good shit

that seems a rather unimaginative mix. Though the blue color is cool.

Yeah, it's not that great a mix, but it looks cool, and damn it will get you seriously wasted.

Ok try this.... Hott Damn (that cinimmon shit) Everclear equal parts of those...JD quater of what you put of the EC and HD, and a lil bit of the Captain just enough for flavor. First sip to get a feel for it then down it all. OMG best shit in the world but then again I have very bad taste.

Might have to try that. Although I would substitute Sailor Jerry for the Captain.

Still havnt tried that. but be forwarned. that combo hasa unique kinda taste to it. Im one of like 5 people around here who like it.

Not to worry. I'm the kind of person who can appreciate almost any taste. This is why I'm constantly searching for new booze.

Even if it's the worst tasting shit on the planet, I'll still be able to find some minor redeeming characteristic.

I'm gay
Fixxed.

Tequila shots N' beer and Grey Goose with a spash of pineapple juice is all I need.

Nothing gets you drunker than jack manhattans. There is somthing in sweet vermouth that makes me go crazy. I can drink shots of jack and makers all night. But give me 3 manhattans with a little beer and I am gonna black out for 90% of the night.

I can honestly say I've never been drunk in my life....tipsy on beers/glasses of wine, yes, but really, what IS the point? temporary escape from reality? one-up your mindless buddies? joy of wasting money and degrading your liver ? why?

people are stupid

I think you should get drunk so that maybe, just maybe, you won't be such a condescending, self-righteous prick.

You are the most judgmental person EVER.

Here's what I want you to do.

Go get a black magic marker, draw a big circle on the wall, and slam your head into it until you lose consciousness.

liberal technique: when losing an argument (in other words, daily life), throw out random personal insults, in hopes your opposition will get discouraged

From another thread where I pointed out you were getting aggravated with me because you couldn't refute me and my 5 min on Google:

no, I get aggravated with idiots

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=irony

I don't need to refute idiots

:roll:

which is another liberal technique: when losing an argument (in other words, daily life), throw out random personal insults, in hopes your opposition will get discouraged

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=hypocrite

:asshole:

angaged

learn how to spell, idiot.

I called you an idiot because it's a deadly accurate term in your case

we were discussing Islamic terrorists and you said Christian "terrorists" were common, at which point you did a Google search for "Christian terrorist" to support your claim, and posted a series of links from ONE source, while completely ignoring my key point that, relative to Islamic extremists, "Christians" angaged in such violent activity are a tiny minority, far less than the same ratio of Muslims

you lose, and you're an idiot


Correction, I never used the term "terrorists" nor did I ever type "Christian terrorist" on a keyboard before just now. I simply stated that the stuff people do in the name of god is crap. You wanted examples and I posted a list of things that made the news. You ignored the answer that you asked for and made a half assed excuse about it being from one website. And let me point this out for the SECOND TIME, that list was not from the same web site. I put in a link to a different web site in the center of the list to prove that you pay no attention to logical arguments and distort reality to suit your twisted need.

Also, no matter how many times you call me an idiot I will not get discouraged and give up. No matter how much you hope I will. Not only that, every time you call me a childish name your simply proving to everyone reading this that you either don't pay attention to the finer points of an opposing post or your just so dense that you cant see the fact that your doing THIS:

when losing an argument (in other words, daily life), throw out random personal insults, in hopes your opposition will get discouraged

This is the third and final time I'm going to post this quote, hopefully I wont be needing to point out the contradictions going on anymore. :)

Sorry.

do I really piss you off that much, kevin?

I must be living right, then....good to upset a witch

You don't piss me off, I'm just baffled with how you haven't slit your own wrists yet.

thousands upon thousands of acts of Muslim aggression that absolutely dwarf anything committed by a so-called "christian" group

this is true.

post the thread

http://www.theforumlounge.com/thread6082-muslims-whining-about-a-cartoon.html

And after scanning through the pages I came upon this on page 6

NOpe. Tons of Zionist terrorists would disagree with you, as would Christian terrorists in Africa, South America, and Ireland.

Yet another shining example of how you take things from your memory and twist them to fist some sort of sick story that you have going on inside your head. You have just been proven wrong with the help of the interaweb (Google being a part of that)

Now I'm off to eat dinner and go to my conversational chinese class, wan an!

interestingly enough, "christian aggression" (most likely a propaganda site anyhow),

But "answersingenesis" isn't a propaganda site?

Dude, are you kidding me??? Hello, pot? This is the kettle. You're black.

propaganda is information that can be proven to be false

you cannot prove anything on AIGs website to be false

LOL

You can't prove any of it to be true, either. It's all PR.

Nice to see you've managed to turn yet another thread into mindless religious drivel.

that isn't the point

Sure it is.

If it can't be proven true, then there's an agenda. If there's an agenda, then it's all suspect.

atheistic evolutionary speculations about origins are certainly an agenda, then....none of them can be proven

No argument there, Marky...

Nothing about origins can be definitively proven. How the Earth came to be can NOT be proven. What you think can NOT be proven. My theory can NOT be proven. Until somebody builds a time machine, NONE of it can be proven.

Finally, we agree on something.

Nice to see you've managed to turn yet another thread into mindless religious drivel.

This thread started out so well too, a perfectly good drunken/what to get you drunk thread into this. Tis a shame. I might need to get another going next weekend to make up for it :40oz:

don't divert the issue...another liberal tactic

OH

MY

GOD

By your very own actions and definitions you are liberal, I can't find the words........Don't make me do it again.

what manntis (a long standing uber liberal on these forums) says is somehow authoritative??? guess again

Its not so much what he said as that he said it. You claimed that I said there were "Christian terrorists" in a previous thread and tried to use it against me. That quote is proof that I never once called anyone a christian terrorist, along with the fact that reading through that thread shows that I didn't say anything along the lines.

lol, still claiming victory? you're a lost cause

I wont be calling victory because I know that you are never going to change your point of view. Plain and simple, its not gonna happen, so there is no victory to be had. To be honest I only keep up with this debate because it gives me the very rare chance to flex the mental muscle. Only with my martial brothers do I get the chance to think more than this, which usually consists of "is this spoon natural?" kinda stuff.

BTW the fact that you somehow imply that your in the lead on this topic is rather funny.

I can honestly say I've never been drunk in my life..

Good for you man. Unlike a true christian like yourself, I don't think that people who don't drink are pieces of shit. You on the other hand, feel the need to attack drinkers, muslims, catholics, dems, etc, etc, etc.......

nothing wrong with having a few drinks and having a good time

getting drunk is stupid...and stupid people do it

most of them die early....if I concede evolution of the species, that's it


Mark, I don't htink I'm smarter than you, thats for sure. But I did not place an engineer in 05 that made more money than me. Who's the fool? I work 15-25 hours a week.

you're a rebel without a cause, a lost soul sailing off into eternal blackness

Considering that I've studied taoist philosophys alot, thats pretty damn close to what I'm shooting for :)

and responding to your lame posts in a complete waste of time

TOO LATE!!! :roll: :rofl: :lmfao: :teeth: :evillaugh :rolleyes:

BTW the fact that your getting upset at this is HILARIOUS, I'll sleep well tonight.

meddle,

recruiters make good money, I know a few, but the work can fluctuate greatly, it tends to be somewhat transient, and most of those guys I know work hard...more than 10-15 hours per week

what you can sustain for a few months is one thing....making a progressive, life time career out of it is something different entirely

furthermore, money is not the be-all, end-all in life, or even in a job, unless you can retire at 35 :)


Mark, I now have 5 little busy bee's working for me- wheeling and dealing engineers like little whores.

And I'm not dogging what you do or what any engineer does. It's just that traditional intelligence is not everything in this world. I have guys without a diploma grossing amazing money month in, month out without a high school diploma.

Maybe I'll run into you someday professionally. I always buy any engineer I place a gift certificate to the best steak house in their new town.