" I Hate My Job" Day

When you have a "I hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from
work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure
you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
thermometer. Now , carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it
will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the
literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print
there is a statement,

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally
tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do
not work in thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS
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My wife seriously cant stop laughing! Thanks a lot :P

haha!! my lol of the day