I hate these assholes who think they own the road because they have a 100K car......


I'm in my lane traveling at a nice ~25 mph.....I see a guy in a 7 series come up in the next lane, which was a right turn only, and accellerate and then tries to swerve into the 1 carlength I have between me and the car in front of me (the light was red)......the guy tries again two more times by the time i went from 25 to a stop.............the idiot stops right next to me........I have my fiancee lower the window.....the asshole looks over and i signal to lower his window......the idiot thinks I'm saying get in front of me :lmfao:.........he finally gets it and lowers his window and gives me a smug look....hahaha

"you're supposed to use your blinker BEFORE you try to get in the lane"

he just stares at me..........I stare back.........for a good 3 seconds.......then i ask "what?"

then he says: "what?

"fuck you" and then drove off........he follows me a block and then stops and blocks the turning lane...........I dunno whether he was a foreigner or just plain stupid......either way i got a nice staring contest going........I think I won.....I'm not sure. Imma get shot one of these days.....HAHAHA

"you're supposed to use your blinker BEFORE you try to get in the lane"

HAHA

NICE, its okay man, I do that shit so I'm sure if you get shot I will too. Then we can drink over how stupid the people are that shot us.

""you're supposed to use your blinker BEFORE you try to get in the lane"

he just stares at me..........I stare back.........for a good 3 seconds.......then i ask "what?"

then he says: "what?

"fuck you" and then drove off"

De De De Delivery! Happens all the time in NYC. Either get used to it or die in anger.

NICE, its okay man, I do that shit so I'm sure if you get shot I will too. Then we can drink over how stupid the people are that shot us.


Where would you be having these drinks? Nadda Land?

in the hospital...duh

in the hospital...duh

oops, I was assuming that they'd shoot to kill.

My bad.

I hate these assholes who think they own the road because they have a 100K car......


I'm in my lane traveling at a nice ~25 mph.....I see a guy in a 7 series come up in the next lane, which was a right turn only, and accellerate and then tries to swerve into the 1 carlength I have between me and the car in front of me (the light was red)......the guy tries again two more times by the time i went from 25 to a stop.............the idiot stops right next to me........I have my fiancee lower the window.....the asshole looks over and i signal to lower his window......the idiot thinks I'm saying get in front of me :lmfao:.........he finally gets it and lowers his window and gives me a smug look....hahaha

"you're supposed to use your blinker BEFORE you try to get in the lane"

he just stares at me..........I stare back.........for a good 3 seconds.......then i ask "what?"

then he says: "what?

"fuck you" and then drove off........he follows me a block and then stops and blocks the turning lane...........I dunno whether he was a foreigner or just plain stupid......either way i got a nice staring contest going........I think I won.....I'm not sure. Imma get shot one of these days.....HAHAHA

I had some fuckhead in a brand new 7 series blast by me on the highway the other day, I was going 85 in a 65, he's all in a hurry... He must have been going a buck ten...

I passed him 5 minutes later, me going 85, him going zero, after being pulled over by five-oh.

That made my day.

I had some fuckhead in a brand new 7 series blast by me on the highway the other day, I was going 85 in a 65, he's all in a hurry... He must have been going a buck ten...

I passed him 5 minutes later, me going 85, him going zero, after being pulled over by five-oh.

That made my day.
Something similar happened last weed. On the Brooklyn Bridge going manhattan bound on the right lane. Then out of no where a black Mercedes SUV blows at least 30 faster than the speed I was traveling in the Infiniti. So I continue onto the FDR. About a 1-2 miles later, traffic started to form out of no where. Guess what, the black SUV probably spun out through a left curve and smack the rear driver side against the right wall. The whole rear of the SUV was deformed obviously, the second row seat section seemed ok and same with the front. Blocked out the middle lane and the right lane.

If I haven't gotten shot doing some of the stupid shit I've done in vehicles fucking with people... the odds are up for you guys.

Like pissing in a bottle and throwing the bottle at bums? eh zero? eh eh?

I saw a moron do that, I didn't do it... All i've ever done to bums was beep the horn repeatedly to wake them up if they were drunk and passed out.

I hate those beggars...........hate them more than some hate the immigrants.

What are you going to do about them?

I bought a homeless fellow 4 hot dogs + 1 liter of mountain dew the other day. I was pumping gas, he walked up to me and told me that he wasn't asking me for money, but that he was homeless, and had nothing to eat. He explained that he had been everywhere looking for a job, he didn't smell like alcohol or cigarettes, he was clean shaven and looked like he made an effort to keep himself clean and such. I told him that I'd buy him something in the store, so I bought him all that. He was very thankful.

"you're supposed to use your blinker BEFORE you try to get in the lane"


tip:

if you ever drive in jersey, don't do that. it gives away your next move... and people will move to block you.

tip:

if you ever drive in jersey, don't do that. it gives away your next move... and people will move to block you.
same goes for over here. you put your blinker on then im speeding up to not let you over:40oz:

I bought a homeless fellow 4 hot dogs + 1 liter of mountain dew the other day. I was pumping gas, he walked up to me and told me that he wasn't asking me for money, but that he was homeless, and had nothing to eat. He explained that he had been everywhere looking for a job, he didn't smell like alcohol or cigarettes, he was clean shaven and looked like he made an effort to keep himself clean and such. I told him that I'd buy him something in the store, so I bought him all that. He was very thankful.
Thats awesome.
My brother saw this bum at a bar just sipping his beer b/c it was the only one he was gonna be able to have. So what does my brother do, he get him piss fuckin drunk. Was funny as hell.

tip:

if you ever drive in jersey, don't do that. it gives away your next move... and people will move to block you.
when I was driving the crewcab, longbed, 3/4 ton chev through LA the seas would part when I turned my blinker on. Not a soul moved to block me but all got the fuck out of the way, it was rather impressive.

^ Must be great to own a Hummer.

^ Must be great to own a Hummer.
The only hummer I would ever own is a military surplus, I wouldn't even buy an H2 or H3 to burn them.

When I drive our Suburban, the blinker is not a request, it's a warning. You have 3 seconds to GTFO or you're getting run the fuck over.

With the Miata, I find the spot, take it, and when I'm halfway over the line I tap the blinker for one flash. :)

I can see why.
http://sessionghost.com/RockOn/Dude/hdhoag/Hummer2.html

http://www.gravity7.com/blog/media/uploaded_images/04.chevy.tahoe.500-764043.jpg

The h3? I'm not even going to bother searching google for pics.

gahahaha lmao:
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=9a1f6477beb1e1486dc10138285bee51.659576

Where Im at people dont move in to block you but they dont care what they merge into. In my miata I have to remain ever alert in order to catch the turn signal 2 tenths of a second before people try to run me over.

Oh well, I guess Thats what you get for driving a toy car thats been lowerd. I have gotton back about 2/3ds of the money I bought the car for from accidents (none my fault) repairs and all.

I kinda wish the accidents didnt happen though :(

I consider myself a considerate driver.

If someone is signaling and trying to get over, I will let them in unless I've observed them being a COMPLETE asshole.

With that said, people who drive enormous trucks and expect to be able to use them as weapons piss me off. Bring it on, douchebags. A ginormous vehicle is only an advantage if the asshole actually has the stones to hit me with it, which 99.999% of the time is NOT going to be the case.

And when it is, they'll be at fault anyway, and I'll chuckle at their bitch ass in court.

^ Skittles work if you want to piss people off. They sound like they're doing some good damage (like pebbles) but they're not.

Rich People And Their Expensive Cars Suck Ass Monkey Balls!!!!

^^LOL at the "explanation" under your SN. ^^

It says Liza, didn't your fancy physics degree teach you anythign about American sign language?

...I wish I had a fancy physics degree...

...I wish I could do calculus....

*weeps*

when I was driving the crewcab, longbed, 3/4 ton chev through LA the seas would part when I turned my blinker on. Not a soul moved to block me but all got the fuck out of the way, it was rather impressive.

Because of this, I actually get places faster in the K3500 then I can get in my RX-7 (Only during traffic, however)

It says Liza,
No, this part

"ONLYBLKGRLONTHESITE"

No, this part

"ONLYBLKGRLONTHESITE"

Ohhhhhh..... THAT part.....

Apparently she's the only black girl on the site.

This really means she is SNTP.

Rich People And Their Expensive Cars Suck Ass Monkey Balls!!!!

They sucked monkey balls 7 weeks ago, too. Why must you bring up old shit?