In the never ending series of tests to become a cop in this state I've got a police polygraph test tomorrow morning at 8 am. I was told it should take about 4 hours. I cant shake the feeling that the guy is gonna throw in some curveball question to mess with me. So, wish me luck :bigthumb:

Not using VSA huh? I thought everyone had ditched the Polygraph by now.

Good luck. Check out Forums.Officer.Com. I'm in the same boat. Between you and I, the guy may try and say you are lying on a question you were completely honest on to try and have you second guess. Realize this. For instance, John Doe was of Middle Eastern decent. The last question the Polygrapher asked in a set was "Are you a terrorist or have you financed terrorism"? Well of course John Doe firmly answered no and the Polygrapher told him to get out of there as he was lying blah blah blah. John Doe had to plead his case even though after the fact, the Polygrapher told him he knew he wasn't lying but was trying to trip him up purposely.

Not using VSA huh? I thought everyone had ditched the Polygraph by now.

Hells no buddy. And the Background check is even more fun.

Oh and if you have something to hide: http://antipolygraph.org/

Yah Voice Stress Analysis is the way our Sheriffs Dept went here in Indian River County. Its supposedly easier to beat than a Poly.

Good luck. Check out Forums.Officer.Com. I'm in the same boat. Between you and I, the guy may try and say you are lying on a question you were completely honest on to try and have you second guess. Realize this. For instance, John Doe was of Middle Eastern decent. The last question the Polygrapher asked in a set was "Are you a terrorist or have you financed terrorism"? Well of course John Doe firmly answered no and the Polygrapher told him to get out of there as he was lying blah blah blah. John Doe had to plead his case even though after the fact, the Polygrapher told him he knew he wasn't lying but was trying to trip him up purposely.

They do shit like that? Holy hell!

Don't try and beat the poly please lol. Be honest about everything unless you committed a felony.

They do shit like that? Holy hell!

Yeah this was a story I heard, but I can't go in to it any further.

Here practice beating the test with this : http://liarliar.sourceforge.net/

Here practice beating the test with this : http://liarliar.sourceforge.net/

Not recommended IMHO.

Come on man Im fuckin around, IMO IMHO.

Don't try and beat the poly please lol. Be honest about everything unless you committed a felony.

If you commited a felony you're fucked anyway, they're gonna have your sheet well before your interview.

lol alright good. And Rodney, if you have anything you are unsure about, you may want to discuss it with the Polygrapher before hand so as not to cause any confusion. Make sure you have a good breakfast, but try to avoid orange juice or other citric acid as it will cause a slight heart rate elevation which may cause false positives. As gay as it sounds, you may want to powder off too before going in so as to not have any moisture which may also cause a false positive.

If you commited a felony you're fucked anyway, they're gonna have your sheet well before your interview.

Oh absolutely if you were convicted. They may DQ you for just committing one, but never formally being charged too.

You can get some gay powder from this guy:

http://www.lazydork.com/movies/powder.jpg

lol. Probably fry the electrodes too IMO.

lol. Probably fry the electrodes too IMO.

Yah IMHO.

Yah IMHO.

Center text can beat a Polygraph IMHO.

Hey not to thread hijack but did you see the weird Canadian chicks pic in Automotive? Shes old as fuck, I called it.

An ugly, old, fat chick just for Queenie.

I've got the clean rap-sheet, They already did the background check. before this was the first written test, the physical, the questionair answer sheet, background check, and the psych test. Man I hope this is over with soon.

You should be alright. Good luck again man.

i beat polytests all the time

i beat polytests all the time

Polygraphs don't measure brain activity.

im no veggatamato

How did it go Rodney?

In the never ending series of tests to become a cop in this state I've got a police polygraph test tomorrow morning at 8 am. I was told it should take about 4 hours. I cant shake the feeling that the guy is gonna throw in some curveball question to mess with me. So, wish me luck :bigthumb:



good luck, you will do well! Even if they are curveball questions, polygraphs are 99% accurate, don't sweat it!

good luck, you will do well! Even if they are curveball questions, polygraphs are 99% accurate, don't sweat it!

Ban for not asking her opinion? :bigthumb:

good luck, you will do well! Even if they are curveball questions, polygraphs are 99% accurate, don't sweat it!


Yah Polygraphs are nowhere close to 99% accurate. Thanks for the dose of stupidity. We dont get enough of it without you around here as is.

LOL! Yea 99% accurate.....That's why they're not submissible in court right? Will it ever end?

I guess they arrested rodney on the spot.

Hey not to thread hijack but did you see the weird Canadian chicks pic in Automotive? Shes old as fuck, I called it.

ahhhhhh thanks hun, ............have you really taken a look in the mirror lately?

ahhhhhh thanks hun, ............have you really taken a look in the mirror lately?


Do all Canadians look like this?

http://img160.exs.cx/img160/5954/southpark031of.jpg

Ah Christ, another cop?

Not everyone can work for Bank of America making 6 figures.

I'm back, and I wasn't arrested on the spot, thanks for the confidence :)

I passed, or at least the guy said I did. I couldn't shake the feeling he was trying to trip me up the whole time. And as he was unhooking me from the machine he asked:

"Ok, all done. How do you think you did?"

"Pretty good"

"PRETTY good huh? what'd you lie about?"

"what? nothing..."

"ah, so how do you think you did?"

"exellent"

"ah, ok"


I dont think the thing would have worked much if I was lieing anyways. that damn arm cuff was turning my hand purple and the only think I could think was "ow ow ow ow ow"

Not everyone can work for Bank of America making 6 figures.

Yes they can. Just try harder.

Yes they can. Just try harder.

He won't retort, banned.

Wait, did he really just get banned?

Kevin just said it in smacktalk. Chris gave him the banstick.

Funny. I wonder what for.

Probably riding calla too hard.

6 figures at Bank Of America....you should have the power to wipe out my CC bill then

Bank of America has like 20,000 employees. I have nothing to do with the credit card division. Honestly, I don't even know where the hell it is, Greensboro NC maybe? If that's the case, good luck haggling with Latesha over your bill, she's busy doing her nails.

ahh I should just pay it off anyway

Yeah that would probably be best. I'd like to see us stop losing money and I've got to pay off this new Audi.