So a chick asks me the other day some quote by Abe Lincoln that goes something like "a man with no vice has no virtue, so whats your vice", ya know, somethin in those lines... I mean, I know what those words mean but the hell am I suppose to tell her? Does she want to know some sexual flaw? Or why I put myself down so much? Tell me or give me some examples. I just brushed her off like "you cant always get what you want immediately.. stick around and you'll get your answer"

you're a fucking idiot.

And you would be.....?

Haha, thank you. Sorry, my IQ barely exceeds 102. I'm sure I can think of things you have no fuckin clue about and then I can call you a "fucking idiot" anyways, next......

you're a fucking idiot.
who the fuck R you? oodlesofnoodle?
and why is he an idiot? do U know what she meant by that?

And you would be.....?
oodlesofnoodle :dunno:

Fag!

wtf?

a vice is just something bad that you enjoy doing.

i guess the weird sex fetishes you alluded to in the vacuum thread would count.

wtf?

a vice is just something bad that you enjoy doing.

i guess the weird sex fetishes you alluded to in the vacuum thread would count.
lmao.. sorry :(

but shit, i cant think of anything. im at a dead end but its sad cause their is a lot of bad things i enjoy.

oh ... my "wtf" was supposed to be directed at pedram

i forgot to throw a quote up there.

smoking, drinking, wild sex... she's trying to find out what you do to 'let loose'.

oh ... my "wtf" was supposed to be directed at pedram

i forgot to throw a quote up there.
i figured that much ... You guys think she might be referring to somethign sexual? Afterall, she seems that kind of chick. She says she loves sex so much. Its just weird because we werent even talking when this came out of nowhere. She sent me a text message at work. So im like.. woah wtf?

i figured that much ... You guys think she might be referring to somethign sexual? Afterall, she seems that kind of chick. She says she loves sex so much. Its just weird because we werent even talking when this came out of nowhere. She sent me a text message at work. So im like.. woah wtf?

Doesn't have to be sexual, could be anything really.

Vice = Bad Habit

Smoking, drinking, spending time on internet forums.

That kind of thing. :)

okay I GOT IT!... Masturbating......... to porn! :rofl:

This thread is worthless without pics! :hide:

This thread is worthless without pics! :hide:
Just if i had a way to get some and share... all i know she is a size 0 (apparently from what she says) but it doesnt look bad. Its only cause she works out. With some nice size fake tittays.

A small, well toned, big breasted nymph is asking what your vice is and your sitting on a computer? WTF dude? Go tap dat azz!!

And if your looking for a general idea of what shes looking for ask her what her vice is, if your lucky it could lead into my previous suggestion.

A small, well toned, big breasted nymph is asking what your vice is and your sitting on a computer? WTF dude? Go tap dat azz!!

And if your looking for a general idea of what shes looking for ask her what her vice is, if your lucky it could lead into my previous suggestion.
You know, I've actually thought of that. But I'm afraid she would come back with the "I asked you first". You know how women are.

Or she could come back with, "I like to pound guys in the ass with my 12", double-wide strap-on."

Or she could come back with, "I like to pound guys in the ass with my 12", double-wide strap-on."
Then I'll just call up RedR1 Hahaha :hide:

Exactly. Tell him to remember the straws!

A small, well toned, big breasted nymph is asking what your vice is and your sitting on a computer? WTF dude? Go tap dat azz!!
I'm workin my way in. She is one of those girls that most guys are intimidated by. And the ones where if you don't pay her no mind she is like "the fuck, is he gay" but if you pay her mind its like you're coming on to her too strong and you're jus tlike every other guy.

smoking, drinking, wild sex... she's trying to find out what you do to 'let loose'.
To answer this and moses question (since they are alike). She already knows I dont drink, do drugs, nor smoke. basically, I've already informed her I'm a loser. Both of us aren't really into the club scene. We made that clear and also, working out. I'm thinking the only thign left is she wants to know my sexual kinks? Even though I told her I have no boundaries (staying clear of the gay side.....weirdos)

Piidb

Piidb

...and right back into her mouth after that.

So a chick asks me the other day some quote by Abe Lincoln that goes something like "a man with no vice has no virtue, so whats your vice", ya know, somethin in those lines... I mean, I know what those words mean but the hell am I suppose to tell her? Does she want to know some sexual flaw? Or why I put myself down so much? Tell me or give me some examples. I just brushed her off like "you cant always get what you want immediately.. stick around and you'll get your answer"


Next time say, "Well, my vice is I love a lot of sex... But my virtue is, I'm damn good at it."

To answer this... question...

I wasn't asking you a question. I was telling you what a vice is.

Exactly. Tell him to remember the straws!

Straws make the date :D

...and right back into her mouth after that.

G*ddamn you know how to have a great time, hahaha. I'm glad i'm not the only sick one out here :)

finish it off with a nice punch to the back of her head jp

Next time say, "Well, my vice is I love a lot of sex... But my virtue is, I'm damn good at it."
:rofl: *jots that down*

im hoping to bag it then I can use that. "Now, you have your answer"

I must be one virtueous mother fucker.

I must be one virtueous mother fucker.
I never considered "Lot of sex" a bad habit I enjoy doing. Sex is a great fuckin habit lol. But, being great in bed is a great virtue.

She Is Calling You Booring.

She Is Calling You Booring.you're probably right to an extent. but its hard to make an assumption like that by talking to someone for only 2 days. (maybe a total of 4 hours in two days). She is the same way so if im boring she is boring. but anybody that knows me, knows i'm not boring. :D

PIIDB, nut, then suck it out with said straw from 1Bad7's post, then spit it in her face and tell her that her make-up is running. It usually pisses em off to the point where they get all pissed. . . . . then you can be like: Hey, you may be mad, but it's my semen on yer face, so you can't be too mad.

Relevance of my post to anything at all: none

Have her come over and before you even go out for the evening shovel an 8 ball in yuour face and drink a fifth of good scotch. Then you'll be her defenition of vice.

To answer this and moses question (since they are alike). She already knows I dont drink, do drugs, nor smoke. basically, I've already informed her I'm a loser. Both of us aren't really into the club scene. We made that clear and also, working out. I'm thinking the only thign left is she wants to know my sexual kinks? Even though I told her I have no boundaries (staying clear of the gay side.....weirdos)

There's a big difference between what someone is willing to do and what someone wants to do.

You had an easy chance to lure her into a conversation about something kinky you want to do to her.