just thought i'd drop in and say hi everyone as i just joined the site:40oz:

Welcome. Don't let Queen bother you. She's harmless.

Welcome. Don't let Queen bother you. She's harmless.


thanks xxx

aw bless bet she is too:cool:

Oh and we have a porno section and it's a forum rule for all new female members to post self nudes. :boobies:

tell us about yourself, newb.

tell us about yourself, newb.

Back the fuck up. My kool-aid son.

Oh and we have a porno section and it's a forum rule for all new female members to post self nudes. :boobies:

oh ok i'll just get the phone cam switched on, hold on a minute and i'll post one in porno forum...

oh dear it won't let me post the photo's til i'll made 30 posts what a shame:doh:

Yeah. Better if you just PM em to me and me only.

Oh and make sure you hold up 2 forms of government ID. I don't wanna go down like R. Kelly.

Hello, I am a ball of Tofu. I'm pretty far past my expiration date, please be kind.

tell us about yourself, newb.

name holly, age just on 20, doing IT course at college, enjoy socialising (read getting blasted on booze), sort of single at the minute, (read putting it about some), umm any more you need to know.

holl's xxxx

Where abouts in this fine world do you reside?

Oh and make sure you hold up 2 forms of government ID. I don't wanna go down like R. Kelly.

LOL...

Hello, I am a ball of Tofu. I'm pretty far past my expiration date, please be kind.


i'm always kind it's not in my nature to be nasty:bigthumb:

another African.

Where abouts in this fine world do you reside?


south of england

Oh. Well greetings from across the pond. :wave:

ivory coast.

Oh. Well greetings from across the pond. :wave:


why thank you:cuddle:

ivory coast.

nice place

I am across the Channel, in Paris. Moving to London when you graduate?

I am across the Channel, in Paris. Moving to London when you graduate?

hiya babe xxx not too far away then.

i finish my course next year in summer.

welcome to teh board...

Obvious troll is obvious.

define "troll" :x

WTF is up with "xx" and "xxx" in all her posts? I demand nudes.

Bring on the pics!

WTF is up with "xx" and "xxx" in all her posts? I demand nudes.

I got em first! Muhuahahahahah!

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

Why? She doesn't look as good as your supposed pictures (including the one where you have bells palsy), but she isn't bad looking.

your "standards" are certainly worthy of my consideration

I basically just gave you a compliment.

thank you?

Well I mean I did make fun of the pic where your lip is all goofy, but I think I said that you're supposed pictures (cuz I dunno if that's really you) are of a fairly decent looking girl.

Vert working his magic. Take notes kids.

lol. The pictures of (supposed) Queen are good looking. Am I wrong?

lol. The pictures of (supposed) Queen are good looking. Am I wrong?

you are correct

Well then...Shut the front door.

Vert trying to work his interweb charm

yea, "decent looking" is the way to win a girl's heart

define "troll" :x

h0tHoLlY XxX = dude

she did post pics in another thread

h0tHoLlY XxX = dude

I was going with the alternate definition ...

yea, "decent looking" is the way to win a girl's heart

Indeed.

I was going with the alternate definition ...

Vert = Woman

she did post pics in another thread

Hey y'all! My names Jenn and I just wanted to say hi!! Here's some pics I took of myself don't be to mean. :(

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e58/xohenn97xo/hair.jpg
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e58/xohenn97xo/zzznew-1.jpg
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e58/xohenn97xo/hair1.jpg


~Jenn xoxo




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That wasn't too difficult.

Vert = Woman

rtryb2200 =

http://www.uterwincenter.com/applause/2006/dec06ap/images/Larry2.jpg

I tend not to try too hard while I am at work

I will admit I have a cut off shirt like that, but it is not all hemmed up nice like that. Cut up with a pocket knife at a music festival, drunk off my ass

thicker beard imo.

No beard here

I will admit I have a cut off shirt like that, but it is not all hemmed up nice like that. Cut up with a pocket knife at a music festival, drunk off my ass

You're right about the shirt. He probably had his personal assistant have it tailored for him. He's not a real redneck!

I like this one better

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e58/xohenn97xo/untitleds.jpg

Bring on the pics!

ok

So what compelled you to join?

I like this one better

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e58/xohenn97xo/untitleds.jpg

Why do you have pictures of SNTP? Oh wait.....

hahahaahaha....he must've got his hands on them first!!

WTF is up with "xx" and "xxx" in all her posts? I demand nudes.

It's a brit thing.

I was out of town this weekend (Dubs on the Beach in OC, MD) else I would have jumped on the bandwagon sooner.

Welcome to the forum Holly. What brought you here?


BTW, I volunteer to confirm or deny troll status through a road trip when I get back to the UK ^_^

It's a brit thing.

I was out of town this weekend (Dubs on the Beach in OC, MD) else I would have jumped on the bandwagon sooner.

Welcome to the forum Holly. What brought you here?


BTW, I volunteer to confirm or deny troll status through a road trip when I get back to the UK ^_^

hiya xx yea it's a brit tart thing:bigthumb:

a close friend recommended this board that's why i'm here

Word, I'm actually a Yank.. I just happen to live in E. Anglia these days.

What part of the island are you on? So far as I knew I was the only person in the UK who was a member of this forum, though I did send out an invite to the other FD owners here.

Word, I'm actually a Yank.. I just happen to live in E. Anglia these days.

What part of the island are you on? So far as I knew I was the only person in the UK who was a member of this forum, though I did send out an invite to the other FD owners here.

i'm just south of oxford at the moment.

when i was looking for new territory for a chat and mess about one of the college guys gave me a list and this site was on it. i don't know if he's ever posted here or not.

You two should hook up

hit it fenda.

Oh Wowz

What Do We Have Here?

A Complete Attention Whore?

40 Oz And Xxx?

Lmfaoooooooo, Yeah, Really Cute, You Fuckin Busted Ass Attention Whore.

Eat Shit And Die.

That's a warning!

Hi buddy!

A warning???


This is me scared.

I'll leave the moderation, if any, to Chris. Oh yeah...Zero...I'm a mod now.

Yeah, wath it, he's power hungry.

I'll leave the moderation, if any, to Chris. Oh yeah...Zero...I'm a mod now.

Well isn't someone really fuckin stupid for making the most insecure whiney ass little bitch on this forum a moderator? Seriously?

P.S. In case you didn't notice, I don't give a fuck. Moderate what you want, and I'll regulate on you bitch.

Please welcome our newest forum member, Warren G. Nate Dogg should be by soon.

REGULATORS!

And by the way, I don't appreciate you talking about Chris like that. Make a fucking fortune like him then come and talk to me you fucking sour twat.

Please welcome our newest forum member, Warren G. Nate Dogg should be by soon.

REGULATORS!

And by the way, I don't appreciate you talking about Chris like that. Make a fucking fortune like him then come and talk to me you fucking sour twat.

Anyone else smell that? Perhaps you should keep your head out of peoples asses. I realize that you're a nut riding bitch, but seriously, don't be so blatant about it... no one appreciates an ass kisser.

I'd say Don Trump (an even bigger fortune maker) made a stupid decision if he made you a "mod" of a fucking toddler playground.

Anyone else smell that? Perhaps you should keep your head out of peoples asses. I realize that you're a nut riding bitch, but seriously, don't be so blatant about it... no one appreciates an ass kisser.

Oh so I'm an ass kisser because I come to the defense of the guy who made me a mod AND who was also the person you just fucking insulted, shitbrick? Brilliant fucking logic, Mark Strong.

I'd say Don Trump (an even bigger fortune maker) made a stupid decision if he made you a "mod" of a fucking toddler playground.

And I'd say you are a pussy for not stepping foot around here for a fucking year due to the anal carnage you were delivered by the hands of me. Don't worry, you will be enjoying another one year vacation caused by butthurt starting tonight. :owned:

Well, I meant later tonight, but I guess you couldn't take the butthurt. It's ok...TFL isn't for fat chicks and whiny wigger fucks ala Zero.

Well, I meant later tonight, but I guess you couldn't take the butthurt. It's ok...TFL isn't for fat chicks and whiny wigger fucks ala Zero.

You're gonna "own" somebody? Have you been holding out on the rest of us?

You're gonna "own" somebody? Have you been holding out on the rest of us?

Calgary Flames. :owned:

Calgary Flames. :owned:

JR did that, not you.

JR did that, not you.

Wut?

Wut?

LOL

Vert lost before he started in on this one

Vert lost before he started in on this one

That's pretty much standard.

I'm broke. Ark, fly me up to Canada and buy me a beer. Before you kick my ass, be a friend and wait till Im drunk. My thyanks

What's a flight cost from Phoenix?

Four loonies or three hundred American dollars.

approx $500 USA to Toronto. Don't you live in Ontario?

yupp

Ontario sucks, The Yukon is where it's at.

231 to detroit. Come there and we can find real slutty titty bars. You cant leave until your finger stinks

Niagara Falls is better

Ontario sucks, The Yukon is where it's at.

With all due respect sir, you don't know shit about Yukon.

With all due respect sir, you don't know shit about Yukon.

You've probably been to America more times than the Yukon, Jack.

Hey, don't get me wrong, the Yukon is great if you enjoy swatting black flies and huffing glue.

the falls? Yer not constructing a 'barrel' for me out of your kitchen trim, are you?

Hey, don't get me wrong, the Yukon is great if you enjoy swatting black flies and huffing glue.

Sounds like Wisconsin, but with more snow.

a lot more

the falls? Yer not constructing a 'barrel' for me out of your kitchen trim, are you?

Ever been to NF?

Ya, a couple of times when I used to live in Detroit.
Ontario stretches that far? I thought it was only across Detroit.

r u yzf's bro?

lol Mark's bro? no. I think he said he live somewhere approximate to Detroit. He'd be dead if he did live there....imo

Ya, a couple of times when I used to live in Detroit.
Ontario stretches that far? I thought it was only across Detroit.

wait... what?

oops...Windsor is the correct city. Windsor, Ontario....same same :bigthumb:

I believe YZF went to school in the UP

He lived on the outskirts od Detroit, and went to college at MTU, with his older brother.

ah cool, how about you tell us the mileage on his car.

YZF still has his stalkerish tendencies fan club I see.

ah cool, how about you tell us the mileage on his car.

He says that stuff all the time, I just pay attention.

He says that stuff all the time, I just pay attention.

I know, just busting your balls.

No, you're being a stupid jerk.

You two fruitcakes sound like an old married couple.

Ow, calling people douches and fruitcakes? I don't think this forum can take all this awesome...

You two fruitcakes sound like an old married couple.

If I ever need a fruitcake expert opinion in a court of law, I'll be sure to PM you.

its like a fucking fruit salad in here