A prostitute on her period decides to catch a
client anyway. She thinks
to herself, "I'll find some drunk. He won't even
notice anything,
anyway." She goes to the bar, finds Mike really
drunk and takes him to
the nearest hotel where they spend the night
together. Mike wakes up the
next morning, and she is already gone. As he
starts to get out of bed,
Mike sees that his hands are covered in blood. He
starts running around
the room, saying to himself in panic, "Oh, my
God! I killed her! I
killed her!" As he runs to the bathroom he passes
the mirror, stops,
looks at himself for a second, then screams,
"f###! And then, I ate her,
too!"

sick dude.

Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A: Marry it.

AHAHAaaa thats a great joke oz <img src="http://www.spartanburgracing.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

thats disgusting.

i agree allen

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Good god that's bad... but it's funny. &nbsp;Too bad I was reading it in Multimedia class and Mrs. Kilgo saw it... D-Hall :/

dont worry, she'll forget

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HAHA sucks for you!
HS blows <img src="http://www.spartanburgracing.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

mrs kilgo is an airhead