Home invasion gone wrong for [illegal] criminals

Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez 23 and Enrico Garza 26, probably believed they would easily overpower a home alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two story home.

It seems the two crooks never learned two things, they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine. Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.

Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buck shot from the 11 year olds knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.

It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45 caliber handgun he took from another home invasion robbery. The victim, 50 year old David Burien, was not so lucky as he died from stab wounds to the chest.












































I'm bored so there's your daily satire :)

awesome... shes a hero

I now have a standard for how bad ass I want my future kids to be.

The kind of kid you want with you in the apocolypse

I wonder if the kids at school will mess with her anymore? :P

I doubt it

We talked about this at the klub and question whether it's true.

That's awesome.

Well it will be until some bleeding heart will try to sue the kid and the family, illegal aliens, gun control, blah blah blah bullshit.

where is this from TS?