http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=2409502&page=1

cliffnotes:

-parents buy spoiled kid mustang
-mustang kid puts dry nos on car with no fuel management
-mustang explodes
-kid lies to parents to get them to cover bill, then BRAGS about it to mustang forum
-honda tech catches wind of this
-honda tech gets a shitload of personal information, videos, checks out mustang kid's girlfriend, drive by his house and take pictures
-honda tech calls dealership and informs them of nature of damage
-honda tech mails kid's parents a letter explaining the true nature of the damage, along with kid's illegal street racing activities and links to youtube vids of aforementioned street racing
-kid is forced to drop out of school and work full+overtime job and cover costs of repairs himself, parents disown child

So they finally wound up giving the parents the info, eh? I was watching that thread unfold and it was a classic in the making! :bigthumb:

They actaully disowned him? Wow.

You know, the kid was wrong for lying to his parents and bragging like a dipshit, but who the fuck are these assholes on an internet forum to get involved doing this type of stuff?

I think "TheMuffinMan" is whitepep

I love stories with a happy ending :)

That reminds me of when I was working at Lexus and a kid came in on a towtruck with his bright red IS300 on the back. Motor was blown. Yes.. a blown 2JZ-GE motor. At 20,000 miles. OH, before i forget, he had his clutch replaced UNDER WARRANTY about 5000 miles before that... "I dunno what happened man" he says, with baldass rear tires.

So anyway, they decided to screw one of the senior techs with the warranty motor replacement (Buy a lexus. they will lick your asshole clean if you ask. You can purposely back up into a dumptruck and they fucking replace it under warranty. Fuckers).

Anyway to make a long story short after seeing the cams wiped out, #5 and 6 cyliders completley wrecked, he got to the oil pan, and there was all this shit sittin on the bottom. Probably a good 3 or 4 pounds of what looked to be shavings or something. Then the foreman came over, picked some up, rolled it around in his fingers, narrowed his eyes, and ate it.

Good old granulated cane fresh table sugar. It proceeded to not be a warranty job after that, and when this kids dad found out he was pissed, and had teh car towe out of there, adn the egnien put in the back of his truck.

We don't know what the story is, but we surmised that this fuckin wigger just talked a lot of trash and finally someone got back to him. Good on ya. You shoulda seen how thuglife couldn't look any of us in the eyes as he scampered out of the shop with his tail between his legs as dad was busy whacking him upside the head. Ah, no better feeling than karma coming back to bite someone in the ass.

Ultra-Pwnage

I can't access the Mustang forum thread.. =\

I made an account (might as well since I'll be helping to build a TT 5.4l GT this winter), hope to view the ownage on the mustang site...

They locked down that thread on the Mustang forums, but there's another one that isn't locked down (yet) where douchey is whining about what happened......Even his fellow Mustang guys are telling him how much of a fucking tard he is. Seriously, anyone that knows even the slightest little bit about cars knows that you don't run "NAWS" without switches, solenoids, and a fuel tune.......seriously, this kid deserves everything he got for lying to his parents and having them (almost) foot the bill. He was even going to UTI at the time which makes what he did even more fucking retarded. As an added bonus, douchey finds out that one of the other guys on the Mustang forums pounded his girlfriend, LAWL!

http://www.mustangforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=490902

who's going to eat oily sugar?

I call bs.

This kid fails. I hope he takes a razorblade to his fucking common interosseous artery.

who's going to eat oily sugar?

I call bs.

That's why he was a shop foreman man, he was hardcore. And it's not like he ate much, just maybe like 10 grains.

This kid fails. I hope he takes a razorblade to his fucking common interosseous artery.

did you just pick some random vessel of the forearm or what

Yes. Sorry I'm not a bio major or a med school student.

Normal main artery. Sry ma'am.

lol how about you educate your fucking self before trying to sound educated. inter=between, osseous=bone.. thus, interosseous arteries run BETWEEN the bones of the forearm.. good luck trying to slit those you fucking expert

to avoid this sort of disaster later, people tend to slit their WRISTS (not the insides of their elbows), cutting open the radial artery (you know, the one you can feel your pulse from?)

I don't know what's in my arm really, or the names all of it... but, you won't ever see me pretending to so that others may be impressed. The bad part of this isn't that you didn't know vert, it's that you pretended to know more than you do, which is common practice.

The simple fact that you think that I pretended to know rather than made a statement to the effect of the mustang kid being a fucking retard and how I feel about him is amazing.

I thank you and Queen for not only wasting your own time; not only my time, but the time of everyone on this forum. For having not seen the fucking purpose of my post, I award you nor Queen any points and may Mark strong wish god to have mercy on your souls; as retarded as they fucking are.

oh God, how did I know you were going to pull this bullshit instead of admitting that you yanked something out of your ass (you might as well fucking admit it, because I assure you that no one is fooled, EVER)

I would've let it go had you made the statement in terms reflective of your mental capacity (i.e., had you typed "he should slit his wrists ahyukahyuk" *retard drool*), but no, you had to go act like you knew what the fuck you were talking about at all, as usual.. don't make shit up then bitch when you get called out for it

Whatever. I yanked something out of my ass. If that will magically make the rag pop out of your cooch, then so be it.

I didn't know the name of the major artery in ones arm and I looked it up for the context of my statement. I identified the incorrect artery (again as stated, I am not a Biology Major, A Nurse, attending Medical School, or don't even give a shit about arteries quite honestly). I didn't go on contesting this fact but I guess I am really the one that has something to prove here. I am the one who made a debacle of the situation. It was entirely me who threw this thread off topic by stating that the kid is such a fucking retard that he should take a razorblade to any artery. It was all my doing to point out that it was the incorrect artery as a sense of self accomplishment of some sorts. I feel like a big fucking person for having done all of this.

Wait just a god damn second...

By the way, you seem like you are going to make the shittiest fucking doctor ever with your personality. I suggest you study the United States Federal Code Title 10, Chapter 55; especially the part on Medical Malpractice. That's something I do know quite a bit about. I have a feeling you will be learning plenty about it sooner than you think.

Honestly, and I say this with a snicker on my face as I type it; It is going to be the happiest fucking day of my life once I get my law license; knowing that I am part of the reason that you pay such a fucking astronomical malpractice insurance rate.

It will make me even more happy when I further increase it in the future by winning a huge jury award at the expense of a doctor such as yourself.

By the way, when the bill comes for Med School, you can always sell some of the naked pictures of yourself that half of us still have on our PCs. I hear they pay pretty well for that kind of stuff.

/thread.

no you stupid fuck, you named a specific artery entirely unnecessarily in order to appear smarter or more educated, end of story.. you didn't do it to be funny, because it wasn't fucking funny even if it HAD been the correct one

and no, calling you out for the pretentious little fuck that you are does not reflect a bad attitude.. more like an intolerance for bullshit. we all know that you're not impressively intelligent, educated, NOR driven, so shut the fuck up with it already. settle into your little niche of resident forum retard and be happy that we tolerate you most of the fucking time.

/thread.

Perhaps the most important part of my message.

wow, Vert loses another one. Just like you should never bet on the white guy in the boxing ring, never bet on Vert, apparently...

who's going to eat oily sugar?

I call bs.

As do I, sugar would melt and caramelize. Had you said salt I would have believed it.

wow, Vert loses another one. Just like you should never bet on the white guy in the boxing ring, never bet on Vert, apparently...

I'm still waiting on my 250 word explanation, cockhat.

you do that, I know you're just itching to bust out your "wah! you used google card!"

you do that, I know you're just itching to bust out your "wah! you used google card!"

do you really fucking care? do people seriously get their feelings hurt at the shit that's flung around here?

Everyone around here has such a fucking sandy vagina, it's incredible.

IT'S THE FUCKING INTERNET! STOP FUCKING CARING SO MUCH!

http://www.reallifephotos.org/wp-content/photos/2008_05/wrong.jpg

Facts: If you get your feelings hurt online, you are an idiot. Intentionally baiting arguments online makes you a fucking idiot. Thinking you won an argument on the internet makes you a fucking idiot. Participating in an argument on the internet makes you a fucking idiot. Having read this makes you a fucking idiot. Thinking you can gauge everything about anybody over the internet makes you a fucking idiot. Believing in god makes you a fucking idiot. The internet itself is probably the biggest fucking idiot I know.

The shit some of you guys post, how some of you act in response to certain things, the lengths you go to MAKE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT.

Fucking christ...

then stop being so goddamn butthurt about it

My lack of faith in humanity often times makes me want to just fucking snap and kill a shitload of people.

Anybody ever get that?

then stop being so goddamn butthurt about it

Tell me what you want me to say and I'll say it. You want an apology? Done. You want me to lick your boots? Done.

Please see my above comment. The one directly above this.

My lack of faith in humanity often times makes me want to just fucking snap and kill a shitload of people.


Cool, you should start with yourself. I suggest cutting through those interosseous arteries.

:owned:

Right after you do 2/3s of the job yourself. Hahahaha.

Cool, you should start with yourself. I suggest cutting through those interosseous arteries.

looool

What a dipshit.



And I'm not talking about the kid with the Mustang.

I'd track those assholes down and RUIN them

no you stupid fuck, you named a specific artery entirely unnecessarily in order to appear smarter or more educated, end of story.. you didn't do it to be funny, because it wasn't fucking funny even if it HAD been the correct one

and no, calling you out for the pretentious little fuck that you are does not reflect a bad attitude.. more like an intolerance for bullshit. we all know that you're not impressively intelligent, educated, NOR driven, so shut the fuck up with it already. settle into your little niche of resident forum retard and be happy that we tolerate you most of the fucking time.

hahahahaha... vert, you're obviously shameless after showing up after this...

My lack of faith in humanity often times makes me want to just fucking snap and kill a shitload of people.

Anybody ever get that?

I hear that quoting MC Hammer in your sig can do that to people....

I hear that quoting MC Hammer in your sig can do that to people....

Yeah, that's Revn. He's raping my sig.

I think "TheMuffinMan" is whitepep

You know what I thought just getting the google image of yzf's house was a little overboard (but funny :bigthumb:), but these guys take the cake.

Even I wouldn't cross that line of email the parents of the kid....

Jesus christ... way to flip out. Please don't have an aneurysm.

no you stupid fuck, you named a specific artery entirely unnecessarily in order to appear smarter or more educated, end of story.. you didn't do it to be funny, because it wasn't fucking funny even if it HAD been the correct one

and no, calling you out for the pretentious little fuck that you are does not reflect a bad attitude.. more like an intolerance for bullshit. we all know that you're not impressively intelligent, educated, NOR driven, so shut the fuck up with it already. settle into your little niche of resident forum retard and be happy that we tolerate you most of the fucking time.

oh, I'm sorry.. the next time I feel inclined to point out that an idiot is a fucking idiot, I'll try to keep that PMS-induced aneurysm under control

that got me thinking... and then subsequently grossed out

what the hell are we talking about here?

Period blood. Almost as gross as mustard.

PMS != menstruation.. should've paid attention in sex ed

PMS != menstruation.. should've paid attention in sex ed

what male didnt?

Period blood. Almost as gross as mustard.

Nah it's not all that bad.

Mustard or period blood?

You're not a fan of the Red Wings are you?

Period blood. Almost as gross as mustard.

You must be out of your damn mind... Mustard is great. I love it on my hotdog.



Imagine the implications there...!

You must be out of your damn mind... Mustard is great. I love it on my hotdog.



Imagine the implications there...!

It looks, smells, and tastes like poop.

It looks, smells, and tastes like poop.

Lies!!!

Wicked, wicked lies!

Anyone catch the San Diego game vs NO?

AFC west division sucks this year, but that helped out the Broncos.....

Yup, I saw that football game...

AFC East sucks this year too.

Mustard or period blood?

You're not a fan of the Red Wings are you?

Earned em a loooong time ago.

ftl...

ftw, sissy.

Fail. Big, bloody, snatchy fail.

I think he's just a bit queezy when it comes to womenz... Maybe it's just ingrained in his blood "Boys are for pleasure, women are for breeding"... ESPECIALLY on a Thursday!


Hell, the only difference between sand and menstral blood is that I can't gargle sand...

PMS != menstruation.. should've paid attention in sex ed

PMS = PRE-Menstraul, not intra-menstraul.

I think he's just a bit queezy when it comes to womenz... Maybe it's just ingrained in his blood "Boys are for pleasure, women are for breeding"... ESPECIALLY on a Thursday!


Hell, the only difference between sand and menstral blood is that I can't gargle sand...

Easy, Tonto...

lol

ha what a d-bag...kid deserves to pay for it to be fixed, gonna run nos without supporting fuel mods and blow your shit up and then brag when you get the blame put on someone else..

ha what a d-bag...kid deserves to pay for it to be fixed, gonna run nos without supporting fuel mods and blow your shit up and then brag when you get the blame put on someone else..

Day late and a dollar short on the bump noob =P

At least it wasn't a "LOL, that's funny" or a "haha".

This is very true.. I retract my derogatory "noob" from the end of my response =P