Ok so theres this frozen dude that they found in the alps that is dated 5300 years ago.

http://wilderdom.com/evolution/OtziIcemanAlpsPictures.htm

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/icemummies/images/iceman1.jpeg

So my question is this: Obviously the carbon dating is young enough that the +- years doesn't come into effect and this dude predates any biblical flood. So how could a global flood be true if this dude is around?

So this dude is covered in ice all this time, so if the Flood was global, he would have never been stuck in ice. The global flood would have melted the glacier he was in and he would have floated away. BTW the contents in his stomach match the region where he was found so Satan could not of place him there, but his death may have been by Satan...you weren't there so prove me wrong on that point.

I'm usually on the other side of this argument, so let me see if I can do this right:

The Bible SAYS there was a flood, and it killed everything, and we're all a bunch of inbreds, so your ice man must be younger than that because carbon dating is pinko bullshit AND he was obviously born after the inbreeding because he looks like us!

You Cant Prove He Wasnt There Before The Flood......you Werent There!!!!

wow, ancient people were bald

Bald and I heard that they found him in a hole....

When did this flood supposedly happen?

I thought this was about Top Gun.

No but im sure someone around here would like to talk about a Goose with you

I'll be Maverick. K?

You never close your eyes anymore .........wait...wut? sing to queen? Id rather not.

Bald and I heard that they found him in a hole....