My GF is just shy of two weeks late right now. I've used a condom every time we do it and we've never had one that looked broken. She's taken 2 prego tests a few days apart about a week ago and they both show a negative but theres still no flow. Besides a kick/punch to a stomach is there anything short of a morning after pill that I could do as a precaution?

Pray.

Unless something screwy is going on, she'd be showing up as positive on home pregnancy tests by now.. does she have a history of irregular periods?

My GF is just shy of two weeks late right now. I've used a condom every time we do it and we've never had one that looked broken. She's taken 2 prego tests a few days apart about a week ago and they both show a negative but theres still no flow. Besides a kick/punch to a stomach is there anything short of a morning after pill that I could do as a precaution?

Is she thin or really athletic? Has she been training hard? Sometimes that can affect it as well...

Relax a bit...get worried in about a week.

I'll have to find out about the irregular periods, were gonna run out and get a third test in a bit because she's starting to freak out to. She has been sneazing alot in the morning latley, we think she's got a slight cold or something.

edit: she's kinda skinny. she's about 105 lbs but she's got healthy hips. I know a really skinny/athlectic girl can skip a period but I dont think thats happened before.

as far as i know colds have nothing to do with periods is she on the pill??

she's not on any birth control, she says the hormones mess with the body to much.

something very similar is happening on another board i browse...

best response was along the lines of, if you are really scared just phits really hard...

i would relax, it is prolly nothing.... unless she is cheating on you with a dozen back guys

2 weeks is nothing. Quit freaking out.

Wait . . .

SEX MAKES BABIES?!

My GF is just shy of two weeks late right now. I've used a condom every time we do it and we've never had one that looked broken. She's taken 2 prego tests a few days apart about a week ago and they both show a negative but theres still no flow. Besides a kick/punch to a stomach is there anything short of a morning after pill that I could do as a precaution?

Morning after is too late. But as Queen already touched on, if the tests are showing negative, it's negative, unless you got ninja baby making skills. In another two weeks, seek a doctor.

This is why I discussed the pill with my GF. You want to have a healthy and active sex life without one of God's little fortunes smiling early. Don't get me wrong, I want kids, but no time soon. She agreed with the points I made and decided to go on the pill. It's been five months now, of the craziest sex I can ever get from her, whenever. And her skin has cleared up a lot.

Not to mention making her period a regular three day thing, every three weeks. Not up to ten days at five week intervals.

And it's helped to stabilize her mood, also. There are lots of prescription contraceptive (oral or otherwise, ie: nuvaring, IUD, etc...) options that can work, and if you (stressed on her) want to take the initiative to find what works, you should.

The Pill is good for everyone.

you must perform anal sex until she gets her period, period.

Besides a kick/punch to a stomach is there anything short of a morning after pill that I could do as a precaution?

I hear masturbating with a coat hanger can work wonders...

But I've never come into this problem, personally, so I don't know.

The tests might just be turning up negative because you have a stealth baby. Upgrade your ECCCMs.


Seriously though, two weeks is nothing.

Have her down a few BC and run 10 miles ever day. Guaranteed miscarriage.

Have her down a few BC and run 10 miles ever day. Guaranteed miscarriage.


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She was still freaking out last night so we went an got another test, then this morning she got her period. Good waist of 15 bucks I guess.

We all told you so.

Do you use spermicidal anything?

owned.

She was still freaking out last night so we went an got another test, then this morning she got her period. Good waist of 15 bucks I guess.

I would give you and her a bitch slap if I could.