Leaving tomorrow at lunch.

Any last minute thoughts before I contract something terrible while eating kung pao fresh water sushi from the local DDT chemical plant?

I'm really thinking about bringing my gas mask to there.

I hear that even fine ass girls are hacking and coughing up dark mucus.

even worse, they pick their nose and sometimes have the 2nd knuckle right up in there scratching their brain's ass (olfucktory nerves) and pulling out mu-shu sauce...........

aw I'll miss you

Here's a last minute thought -- if you think you got the flu, stay in China and don't spread the love!

i got the latest flu shot, hep A&B, typhoid and a few other cocktails in my arm that I think I have fresh water pockets in there..................

Oh you will love it. Nothing like girls who scratch their brains ass.

I wouldn't go.

Why are you going?

to check up on ma peeps.

see what all the hype is all about.

This should prepare me for United States of China at the rate of this US deficit. ;)

Naw we will just erase the deficit and say the hell with it.

65% of chinese chics don't know what their clit is.

90% never had a batgasm...........

I'm here to help them discover their panic button............ Kung Pao style.

-Grasshopper

65% of chinese chics don't know what their clit is.

90% never had a batgasm...........

I'm here to help them discover their panic button............ Kung Pao style.

-Grasshopper

HA HA spread the love and the legs. :wiggle:

Rofl!

i wanna feel that wash board vagina..........

Oh yeah, you've never poked one of your own kind huh?

It'll be like the feeling black people have when they get car jacked.

A tangable bond with your racial bretheren.

lmao batgasm....its more like 90% dont wanna have a batgasm. have fun. dont catch AIDs or crabs or some kind of STD.

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na na na na na na BAT GASM!!!!!

Jade hammer split her jade gate and make her reach for the moon and the clouds..............

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Ok WTF are these? looks like they have been freshly picked up of fthe highway! wait, no cars, hmmm a shiteload of pushy riders have run over them!



no wonder Asia is the disease centre of the planet, every fuked up mutated disease starts there!

give me your airline, flight number, departure time, airport, gate number, and seat you fucker.

Just got back a few hours ago.

14 hour flight.

Whew! Talk about Jet lag.

Where do I start?

well for one....... their driving is really something else.

no seat belts
drive on the other side of the road if they really need to get somewhere like avoid driving all the way up for a U-turn is often cheated by taking a left and going up against traffic just so that they can get in a driveway.

people will walk or bike on freeways.

4 lanes = 6 lanes

cars have gone against traffic on the freeway at freeway speeds.

freeways are very clean and all the plants are trimmed. also they are private and government owned where the toll is $1/mile~.

VERY few accidents.

no road rage. pedestrians, cyclings, and vehicles seem to work together in getting around without hitting each other. They are literally within inches of hitting each other.

Even animals seem to have common sense in not getting in the way.

yes, I saw the bull nuts, deer dicks, caged birds, rotting pig carcass in the ghetto areas.

However in areas like Beijing, shanghai, hong kong, etc. it's VERY modern. Sometimes more modern than many of our cities.

just about every sauna, massage parlors, barber shops are whore house.

U can see that big spinning barbershop sign. $12 will get u a pretty hot girl for a full service bang. $150 will get u a call girl that looks like a VERY classy model that u see on TV shows or in their fashion mags.

Guys seem to have it easy and don't make much effort in their hair, hygiene and health. They smoke where the gals rarely smokes.

pimps on the streets are often gals. some will swing at ur back if u refuse to check out their girls.

legal age is 16.

ask away...........

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china seems to be a pretty nasty place.

Wow that's your longest post ever.


Welcome BAT. Did you do any whores?

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Rofl,

You're back in the country two hours, and you're peddling cheap shit just like you're fresh off the boat for the first time.

Oh yeah, let me get you up to speed

DAK is now a mod. (afermative action)

Preludedude sucks.

Black people are turning white.

King is getting maried.

Me and $100T2 bought shitty FC's

That's all I can think of right now.

Did they have a McDonalds? Are there a lot of black / white people there ?

Oh yeah, let me get you up to speed

DAK is now a mod. (afermative action)

Preludedude sucks.

Black people are turning white.

King is getting maried.

Me and $100T2 bought shitty FC's

That's all I can think of right now.

"Affirmative" action my ass.... I'm the Colin Powell/Tiger Woods of this shit :D

So how were the women, Batty?

china seems to be a pretty nasty place.

not in the major cities.

cleaner than NYC or most of our major cities.

people work........ no welfare system or hand outs.

in the west, country-side is where u hear all the scary stuff on the news.

Welcome BAT. Did you do any whores?

Yes.

$150 was the first one that was like a model. I forgot to bargain. it was via credit card, which I just found out that they tried to double charge me. I'll have to call up the bank and deny all of the charges since they are going to try to fraud me.

the rest were like $10~

Did they have a McDonalds? Are there a lot of black / white people there ?


Yeah.

McD, KFC and Pizza hut = gourmet restaurant.

a few dollars more than in the states.

But for those guys it's like us paying $100 to eat at these places.

only time i saw blacks were the ones from jamaica and africa.

they were there to buy shit.

a few white folks.

lots of jews (fugly women).

Yes.

$150 was the first one that was like a model. I forgot to bargain. it was via credit card, which I just found out that they tried to double charge me. I'll have to call up the bank and deny all of the charges since they are going to try to fraud me.

the rest were like $10~

Pics? Footage? :wiggle:

"Affirmative" action my ass.... I'm the Colin Powell/Tiger Woods of this shit :D

So how were the women, Batty?

Better not be changing my posts. :)

the women are fucking hot and really easy to talk to.

Hot women are not stuck the fuck up.

they behave like women, not feminists like here in the bay area.

on the way back i was sitting next to some feminist USA gal. no shaved armpits and legs.

BTW, cathay airlines rocks.......

How far out can you go with the whores?

Pics? Footage? :wiggle:


i wished i could but for some reason they don't want me to take pics.

gee, i wonder why..........

How far out can you go with the whores?

they all fuck the same.

first give u a bath, pamper u, massage, etc...

get on top and mount u.

they do a flip and ur on top, and after that u can roll in any position.

i prefer puppy-style. Seems to give more stimulation due to the angle of their pussies.

some of them didn't even want me to finger them, but the ones that i did had the legendary wash-board vaginas. pussy walls were alot more firm and wrinkled than white counter parts.

slit and clits were more towards the front of their bodies.

i really wanted to fist them..........

Do they "speako"

How easy where the regular women? Is it as basic as establishing your american and wealthy to seal the deal?

How easy where the regular women? Is it as basic as establishing your american and wealthy to seal the deal?

Well, duh... lol

I know in Japan it is.... All it takes is being in the right place (club/entertainment areas that cater to certain races), and the right words....


Right words being "Hi, i'm American.... Let's fuck..."


And no, i'm NOT kidding....

Well, duh... lol

I know in Japan it is.... All it takes is being in the right place (club/entertainment areas that cater to certain races), and the right words....


Right words being "Hi, i'm American.... Let's fuck..."


And no, i'm NOT kidding....

nice- too bad I won't touch anything but white women.

nice- too bad I won't touch anything but white women.





:usa:

So how old were the $10 ones Batty? 8, 9, 10? HAHAHAHA

nice- too bad I won't touch anything but white women.

White pride or personal taste?

Either way, I can dig it :D

nice- too bad I won't touch anything but white women.


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another thing, i saw very few insects and animals wondering around.

another thing, i saw very few insects and animals wondering around.


Because those nasty mothers are eating anything that walks, crawls, flies or slitehrs.

:roll: :lmfao: :roll: :lmfao:

Chinese Vet Clinic:

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another thing, i saw very few insects and animals wondering around.

Wondering around? Like in existential angst "Why am I here!?" Or wandering around like vagrants?

omg batman. you're back! IMO china isnt as clean as NYC. theyre nasty markets are worst then NYC's chinatown (omg it smells like godzilla farted or something), and those chinese redneck assholes try to rip you off saying you borke their stuff, stole blah blah blah blah blah...but i like HK hehe. but i just cant fucking take the pollution and the cars and smelly people EVERYwhere (especially out of HK). well welcome back, i hope you have pubic lice or something.

Maybe from the $10 buck ones, otherwise Batty was hittin' it up in style...

The more high end hookers tend to have their shit straight... lol

So how old were the $10 ones Batty? 8, 9, 10? HAHAHAHA


16+.

I told them that thanks to President Bush, traveling american citizens can be prosecuted for fucking under 18 year olds in foreign countries...........

Then again, asian gals look young for a longer time than white girls........... hence why there are alot of white girls being molested and white man no longer want to boink white women after mid-30's.........

How easy where the regular women? Is it as basic as establishing your american and wealthy to seal the deal?

pretty easy, but does take a little longer time. chat, etc..

they are very curious of the west.

look up to us.

the nice gals don't need wealth to impress them. Just give them attention.

omg batman. you're back! IMO china isnt as clean as NYC. theyre nasty markets are worst then NYC's chinatown (omg it smells like godzilla farted or something), and those chinese redneck assholes try to rip you off saying you borke their stuff, stole blah blah blah blah blah...but i like HK hehe. but i just cant fucking take the pollution and the cars and smelly people EVERYwhere (especially out of HK). well welcome back, i hope you have pubic lice or something.


not all areas are nasty.

u been in china recently?

and no pubic lice or something.

i hit their mons with a flyswatter before hitting it.

also fucking near those insect zapper lights helps alot.

each thrust and u should hear crackling and experience the fresh aroma of BBQ's insects.

u know, the same smell that u get with a magnifying glass in the sun........

Good to hear things haven't gone to hell over there, as luck would have it I'm heading over there at the end of december.

I told them that thanks to President Bush, traveling american citizens can be prosecuted for fucking under 18 year olds in foreign countries...........

Do'h :banghead:

u going for business or pleasure?

where at and for how long?

Wondering around? Like in existential angst "Why am I here!?" Or wandering around like vagrants?

When those markets had meat hanging in the front of the store, I hardly saw any flies lingering around for a meal.

There's something fishy going on.

I think the stories about overuse of pesticides are true.

I probably have enough in my system to ejaculate in an ant hole and kill those little fockers..........

got pics batman?

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i hit their mons with a flyswatter before hitting it.


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

not all areas are nasty.

u been in china recently?

and no pubic lice or something.

i hit their mons with a flyswatter before hitting it.

also fucking near those insect zapper lights helps alot.

each thrust and u should hear crackling and experience the fresh aroma of BBQ's insects.

u know, the same smell that u get with a magnifying glass in the sun........

Oh god..... I didn't think I could end up laughing any harder then when I read this....

No pic is needed, that shit carries itself.... LOL

i rather hit pussy there than the ones in N.O.

u going for business or pleasure?

where at and for how long?


Pleasure mostly :) I'll be in Zoohai (don't ask how to actually spell it) for about 10 days. Its a fairly new city right off the coast, about an hour and a half boat ride from hong kong. Wish me luck!

u should be safe near HK.

problem is that is where the fugly girls are at.

I kinda miss China.

Something about learning about a country from the media and actually going there and experiencing it in person.........

cmon post some pics. no sex pics or anything like that.

i just got the prints back yesterday.

Now I gotta scan it and load it up.......

Prints? I figured you'd be digital. Wait. Deja vu. We've had this discussion before

LOL prints. old school.