Say No To Pistons
06-09-2006, 09:18 AM
its usually my mom that drives me to school when im late... im cool with that because shes the only asian i can trust behind the wheel of a car... im used to her lead footing her way out of traffic with her mad l33t city cutting skillz... but my mom was busy today so my dad dorve. i knew it wasnt a good thing because no one have gotten in an accident cept him(hmm... lets see... squashed my cousin while backing up the mpv to park.. she was ok because shes a fat ass... got squashed between the mpv's rear bumper and a cadilac lmao... dad re-ending a van... he backed up hard into an old caidilac and damaged the mpv's rear bumper a bit... he also somehow ran into another mpv while parking... and other stupid stuff...)... basically my dad cant drive for shit. so anyways... he was driving me to school and he was going way too slow (everyone was passing us..) and i was already late so i asked him to hurry it up a bit.. well... 500ft from my school a car decides to stop at an intercetion to turn left... so my dad tries to switch lanes tot he right lane to go straight but there was traffic... he mashes on the gas.. i scream... he rear ends the car infont of us and his foot is still flooring the pedal... WAM.. gas is still floor and the vq35de roars to redline and bounces of the rev limiter... still ramming the car infront of us... the camry in fornt of us rams intot he car infront which was a ford windstar van and the VQ35de is still floored and does a crazy burnout on the cross walk... finally i managed to pull his leg off while e-braking the infiniti and putting it into Park...
ok so the shit stops and the car is sideways because it did a crazy burnout while smashing two cars up front. the chinese lady gets out of her camry and starts to freak out. a arab dude steps of the the passenger seat. the chiense lady screams "omg! ahh! my car is gone! noo!". we get out of the car and inspects the damage. well the infiniti's front bumper is fuxored badly. the camry's right side of its ass is fuxored the quarter panel is creased a bit but everything seems liek it can be easily repair (new trunk lid, rear lamps, rear bumper, and pop the crease ont he QP). the front of the camry was probably wedged under the van in front and the hood is folded and the radiator is slanted lmao... but other than that it looks totally repairable. the mexican dude in the van has a dented rear hatch and its ok... the infiniti is still sideways and some fuckin idiot guy in a truck decides to squeeze thourgh and scratch the rear bumper of the clean infiniti... he drives away... fucker... so we call the po-po's. my dad parks the qx4 tot he side of the road.. the chinese lady freaks out even with me outside of the car and runs to get a pen and paper to copy the plates down because she thinks my dad is gona drive away...
so the ambulance comes and asks everyone if we're ok... yup we're fine.. mexican wants to flee but the ambulance dudes wont let him. the cops arrive a few minites later and so does my mom with her friend. i asked the camry guy if the camry starts and they said no (WTF?! nothings wrong with it internaly). well a few minites after they fuckin moved it to the side of the road. fuckers... the cops asked us what happened and we explained it to him. they took our insurance papers and license and my school id and went in the police van. while the po-po's are in the van we exchange info and shit. the po-po's comes back and hands us a piece of paper and saids we needa call the precint tomorrow and file an accident report and that was it. the camry drives off fine with a fuxored ass and hood and so does the mexicano.
ok so the thing is the car and everything is under my moms name and same witht he insurance. BUT my dad's licence are california license. everything/one else is registered in NY.. hmm... and the QX4 doesnt have full coverage... so whats gona happen?
oh yeah and the fuckin wheel well plastic scraps the tires when the qx4 is turning but meh w/e. we went to my moms friend's body/auto shop and everything is ok. we need a new bumper and maybe a new driver side foglight/turnsgnal (its a 2 in one kinda light). the wheel well plastic is ok.. we just removed it....
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/anotherqx4/QX4%20detail/new015.jpg
ok so the shit stops and the car is sideways because it did a crazy burnout while smashing two cars up front. the chinese lady gets out of her camry and starts to freak out. a arab dude steps of the the passenger seat. the chiense lady screams "omg! ahh! my car is gone! noo!". we get out of the car and inspects the damage. well the infiniti's front bumper is fuxored badly. the camry's right side of its ass is fuxored the quarter panel is creased a bit but everything seems liek it can be easily repair (new trunk lid, rear lamps, rear bumper, and pop the crease ont he QP). the front of the camry was probably wedged under the van in front and the hood is folded and the radiator is slanted lmao... but other than that it looks totally repairable. the mexican dude in the van has a dented rear hatch and its ok... the infiniti is still sideways and some fuckin idiot guy in a truck decides to squeeze thourgh and scratch the rear bumper of the clean infiniti... he drives away... fucker... so we call the po-po's. my dad parks the qx4 tot he side of the road.. the chinese lady freaks out even with me outside of the car and runs to get a pen and paper to copy the plates down because she thinks my dad is gona drive away...
so the ambulance comes and asks everyone if we're ok... yup we're fine.. mexican wants to flee but the ambulance dudes wont let him. the cops arrive a few minites later and so does my mom with her friend. i asked the camry guy if the camry starts and they said no (WTF?! nothings wrong with it internaly). well a few minites after they fuckin moved it to the side of the road. fuckers... the cops asked us what happened and we explained it to him. they took our insurance papers and license and my school id and went in the police van. while the po-po's are in the van we exchange info and shit. the po-po's comes back and hands us a piece of paper and saids we needa call the precint tomorrow and file an accident report and that was it. the camry drives off fine with a fuxored ass and hood and so does the mexicano.
ok so the thing is the car and everything is under my moms name and same witht he insurance. BUT my dad's licence are california license. everything/one else is registered in NY.. hmm... and the QX4 doesnt have full coverage... so whats gona happen?
oh yeah and the fuckin wheel well plastic scraps the tires when the qx4 is turning but meh w/e. we went to my moms friend's body/auto shop and everything is ok. we need a new bumper and maybe a new driver side foglight/turnsgnal (its a 2 in one kinda light). the wheel well plastic is ok.. we just removed it....
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/anotherqx4/QX4%20detail/new015.jpg