Yo Yo
Listen Up Illstreet
Yeah Dats Right
Illstreet Up In The Houseeeeee
Yo Deys Rumors This Punk Nigga Be Talkin Shit....
Yo Yo... You Called Out Mark
Whats Up... What U Know Bout Dis...

I Was Crusing My Ride Knowin I Was Tyte As Hell
On My Pimpin Way Pullin Into Taco Bell
I Look Down And See That The Cellie Be Ringing
Who Else Ass Is It Be Then DIS NIGGA Marky Mark Blingin
He Say Some Shit That I Didnt Care None About
Said I Outta Come The House To Show My Ass Out
So I Kick A U Turn And Get The Rover In Gear
Start Thinking Bout How Dis Gonna Be The Ass Whoopin Of The Year

yeahhh I Was Cruisin
Mug Hadda Run He Mouth Now There Gonna Be A Bruisin
Im Choosin
Which Smoke Ta Use
Cus Dis Nigga Aint Takin No More Abuse

I Roll On In To This Punk Lil Crib
Hop Out The Jeep Like I Know How To Live
Rims Still Spinnin Every Time When I Stop
Punk Come Out Of The House And Know Im On Top
I Look At His Ride And Muh Boy Start To Laugh
Come On Nigga At Least Give That Shit A Bath
You Runnin That Shit Like U Think U Know It Hot
Must Be Ur Burned Up Brain From Smokin All Dat Pot
I Look Back Behind Me And We Both Herd eee Eee
Trunk Pop Like A Show And I Aint Even Touch The Key
You Still Looking At My Ride Tryin To Comprehend
Son Just Sit Yo Ass Down Cus You Bout To The End

yeahhh I Was Cruisin
Mug Hadda Run He Mouth Now There Gonna Be A Bruisin
Im Choosin
Which Smoke Ta Use
Cus Dis Nigga Aint Takin No More Abuse

See This The Part Where U Start To Ball Ass Cry
While U See Ur Sorry Life Flash Right By
You Thinking How The Hell Can I Loose To This Guy
See Dats Easy You Never Had A Chance In Hell OH MY MY MY
Dats Why Im Spittin These Bomb Ass Lyrics In Ur Face
While You Cryin Whinein And Im Laughing Like I Just Used Mace
So Like I Said Dont Try , Ill PoP Ur Shit Like Mr. Bubble
Then Maybe You Finialy Realize Your AsS In Some Trouble.

yeahhh I Was Cruisin
Mug Hadda Run He Mouth Now There Gonna Be A Bruisin
Im Choosin
Which Smoke Ta Use
Cus Dis Nigga Aint Takin No More Abuse

yeahhh I Was Cruisin
Mug Hadda Run He Mouth Now There Gonna Be A Bruisin
Im Choosin
Which Smoke Ta Use
Cus Dis Nigga Aint Takin No More Abuse

HAHAHA...i so want to see and hear you rap that allen..


that was chris by the way who wrote that rap in my post...i dont rap publically...on message boards...i think ill start though..

MArk
95SE


WHEN READ ALOUD IT SOUNDS LIKE FREAH PINCE BEAT...thats the most gangsta rap allens listened to..:)

thats the best reply you can come up with u wigger?

I want to see what mark has in reply. Mark got SERRRRVED.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh HARSH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

allen can do all those pushups to pump up his chest
i got multiple 12 guages to pump up his chest
fill him and his girl up with bullet holes
his preppy friends will get hit trying to be heroes
tired of the criticism comming from his lips
2 shots in the neck will give his face the drips
cmon allen, its metal in this game
you aint gotta eat paint chips to get lead in ur brain
cmon dude, i aint a taylor, i aint cutting no slack
but you gonna need a crow bar dude, to get me off ur back
walk into allens house with the infrared
spray his family with this expensive lead
make sure his family and his pets are dead
then im in the laundrymet trying to wash clothes
gets the blood stains out b4 i kill some more....

ITS OVER...stegall officially got ripped...


;) thats gangsta...come with it someone

Mark
95SE

did you even put any thought process into that? or did you go take a shit and that come out?

thats the single most worst attempt to be "gangsta" ive ever seen.

you dont have a shot gun, and if you did, you wouldnt have the common sence to use it. Probably hurt your self. And why u gonna bring chelsea into it ? you just mad cus Stacey pinches me ass more then yours?

* as you twist off the bottle cap you see*
your attempt to be funny sucked. Please play again

You is ugly Marky mark,
when you come around
I wish for dark.
but this dark
don't come from a switch
I'll shoot you in the face
and watch yo ass twitch

i swear, i want to see osborne rap this out...:)

Mark
95SE

as for allen, i tried....what can i do? stacys a whore...;)

http://www.newsmakingnews.com/Sweeney.jpg

Requiem owns you!

yep..your post was def. relevant to the topic...:wtf2: keep to the nickelodeon boards... :moon:

Mark
95SE

Daniels done got turned around
and that'll get me standin over ya mound
pissin on ya grave
so next time ya post ya best behave
or you'll be beggin t'be saved

NAaaaaaah MEAN???

!

I was lookin for this gif file

It's the same as the homer one really, it's just the thing from requiem

it's pretty cool

All this has been made possible due to my fans' love for my first single titled "Yyyea"

YEA
YEAYEAYEAYEAYEA
ATL! OH
OH OH
Put you hands up
get em up
oh
put yo hand up
yeayeayea
lemme hear you ATL
WHAT
ATL
YEAYEAYEA
GET DOWN

3 white guys trying to "rap"

this thread is destined for gayness

Tibby, your fucking LIFE has been destined for gayness since day 1.

Why dont you just shut the fuck up and try to enjoy a joke. moron.

ok i see how u still wanna talk that shit
you bout to get shut down with the left right hit
im gonna stick you in the face in them dirty ass teeth
then we'll see just how much u still wanna beef
you look like a faggot with some pink lip gloss
ima cut ur ass up and let u grow moss
im take a chain saw and cut off ur legs
you gonna be stumblin around on two wooden pegs
ima take ya ass out and finish it at the mall
so all the ppl can se yo ass crying as u fall
you think you a punk, harder then a rock
you aint nothing but a joke and something for me to mock
thats why you looking like a fool and feeling like a dick
while your ass is getting schooled by a fuckin country hick

whats up nigga

Daz rizzap was tight son, yaaaaaaah meeeeeeeeeean? :rasta:

3 white guys trying to "rap"

this thread is destined for gayness

Now it is

:drooling:

you rap retards spit lyrics harder than you are
im a murderer bitch, kill you three bars
now imma be nice, chill back and floss ice
so dont reply bitches with a flow thats not sick
cuz i'll prolly make a remark about you suckin my dick


who wants some i got it all day

DAMN !

As much as i hate all thati can rap shit and here i have all these clowns pulling lirycs out their asses... oh well:dunno:

yo jp and mark

you little boys keep on runnin that talk
if ya ass aint carefull ima line you in chaulk
i know you keep wonderin how my beats is so sick
i feed off of you little faggots throwing ur fits
runnin that game like u gonna pull this thing
ima keep thrownin down and earnin my bling
yall bitches aint nothing, i jsut look and laugh
you so far behind my game by more then half
Stegall aint kiddin now cus you know im not glad
ima pick ya ass up and scream now ya made me mad
when its all said and done and yo ass is in pain
ima jsut turn around, walk away and know its my gain
You punk bitches talk bout sprayin some lead
ill take 3 shots and still stick you in the head
cus im a man not a cowardly lil pun
i dont need my stregenth from no fuckin gun
so pull that colt out go on and put it in my face
ima kick your ass so fast and smooth like lace
and when u laying in a pool of your blood in ur face
ima be hittin it wit ur girl wearin some lace

yo mexican



yo yo listen man we gonan call u tico
you sittin there on ur ass eating some buritto
every time u post man, aint nothing nice to say
you better watch ur back nigga ya herd that k ?
you all the time talking shit bout this and bout that
if you aint careful we gonna stomp ur ass flat.
so learn to be nice yo and enjoy the joke
if not man with cement around ur feet u aint never gonna float.
ill throw ur ass off a bridge and smile as u sink
ill do it in a flash nigga and not even blink
so next time before u hit submit, think twice
cus im on yo ass tico, like white on rice.

yo its like this
i read ya raps yea
but they dont mean shit
im harder than the words and the lyrics i spit
dont make this tread a said it, regret it shit
i'll bust any bitch, on this i bet bitch
ya face is a wreck bitch, cuz you is a trick bitch
and if you want it,
i got like i a bottle rocket
from my pocket and i'll pop it
before your jaw gets ta droppin
so pull tha e-brake on ya mouth
before ya get punched out,


who wants some more
its too easy for me

thats because you wrote the sorriest lines of everyone.

you rap retards spit lyrics harder than you are

im harder than the words and the lyrics i spit

http://www.kenston.k12.oh.us/khs/movies/malibu.jpg

ok how about just me and you just battle i have no problem rhymin anyone

yo mexican



yo yo listen man we gonan call u tico
you sittin there on ur ass eating some buritto
every time u post man, aint nothing nice to say
you better watch ur back nigga ya herd that k ?
you all the time talking shit bout this and bout that
if you aint careful we gonna stomp ur ass flat.
so learn to be nice yo and enjoy the joke
if not man with cement around ur feet u aint never gonna float.
ill throw ur ass off a bridge and smile as u sink
ill do it in a flash nigga and not even blink
so next time before u hit submit, think twice
cus im on yo ass tico, like white on rice.

AND I HAVE THE SORRIEST LYRICS :lmfao:

i thought that was a pretty good one....

yo yo yo illstreeeeet!
Im the webmaster, I'm packin heat.
I can ban faster than gangstas from the skreet.
Go head post stupid crap you won't get back
not even with a map. I've blocked yo mac.
You can't see my post. Ya aint neva comin back,
I'll ARP Poison your host. You think you're l33t like w00t?
This gangsta nerd is on the ball, I just started and I'm already root
go head, give function('post') a call, My h4x0ring power is ABSOLUTE!

i told you allen, this thread is gonna take off like a rocket...

im at work or i would also spit some lyrics straight out the ghetto..like i aint never had nothin..


wait til i get home...its on.. :rasta:

Mark
95SE

PS. NEVER IN MY LIFE DID I THINK I WOULD LIVE TO SEE THE DAY WHEN ALLEN STEGALL ACTUALLY WROTE A RAP SONG PUBLICALLY ON THE INTERNET. I would just like to say that I am proud of him and I wish him well in his quest to get signed to a major label. :)

Bradley Nowell > ALL

AND HE'S DEAD

It was the summer of love and I thank the stars above
Because the women took the lovin over me
And just to gain her trust, I bought a microbus
Because I sold off my personal property


A tie-dyed dress , she was a psychedelic mess
We toured to the north, south, east and west
We sold some mushroom tea,
Sold some ecstasy,
Sold nitrus, opium, acid, heroin and PCP
Now I hear the police coming after me
Now I hear the police coming after me
The one scarlet with the flowers in her hair,
She's got the police coming after me

blow me like ninteno games? is that what you about?

jpaccord will get TKOs like mike tysons punch out

lyrically the great, im not full of hate, ima fat kid, so you know jp accord will get eat like steak

did i say steak? who brought up sharo?

holes in your chest from this bow and arrow

im sicker than a disease involving bone marrow

disease, its ease..im the type to shoot jpaccord, then scream out FREEZE

Short but ill, enough lyrics to kill

JPAccords self esteem is beeping on REFILL

nothing there, wheres his buddies at? hes gonna need help

his rhymes is masturbating, cause hes the only person feeling himself



Mark
95SE

lmfao

see this is how it goes when u fuck wit the best

you get left behind like all the rest

you try to run some shit like you know what we're about

but in the end you get shut down and now u gonna pout

my boy mark aint take no shit his rymes is like gold

aint never see him blush cus he ass so bold

jp you got skooled like a prom queen slut

next thing you, you gonna take it in up the butt

its to bad now that you fadin like the sun

im just sad cus now this shits aint no more fun

so be mad nigga cus we spit rymes this sick

right now mark would prob just teull u to suck his ohhh

so come on back wit some shit you think gonna sound good

and cruise on into our world bitch, welcome to the hood

YOU'RE WHITE YOU'RE WHITE YOU'RE WHITE.
SEEING YOU RAP IS A VERY SAD SIGHT.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP RAPPING.
AND LEARN HOW TO FLY A KITE.

get lowes get lowes get lowes.
from windows.
to buildin' walls
(to buildin walls)
to deez doors up in my halls.
pimpin my osh kosh overalls.
aww skeet skeet bob vila
aww skeet skeet goddamn.
get lowes get lowes get lowes.
from windows
to buildin walls.
(building walls)
HOME DEPOT SUCKS MY BALLS.
LOWES MAKES ALL DEEZ PRICES FALL.
aww skeet skeet bob vila.
aww skeet skeet goddamn.

kia kia uh oh.
we're gona ride tonight.

anyone who would like some studio time.......just give me a call at CASH MONEY /CLEVELAND PARK RECORDS where all the THUGZ come to play. 1-800-TAZI-ZALES

who want it with me
bitches come get it
dont bring ya gurl, cuz you know i'll hit it
me and mark smith
we run these threads
fuckin talk shit
you'll end up dead
on the illstreet posts
im like a fuckin ghost,
but i aint casper bitch
i'll cut ya fuckin throat
so buck up if you bold
dont fuck up, you've been told
cuz Ben Peace likes to leave em laying down cold

Cant handle me solo, its a 2 on 1?
See you need the extra help, this is gonna be fun.
You skill is like a land mine, hard to find,
Im the whole fucking orange, and youre just the little rind.
Comparing us is like a rotweiler to a poodle,
i back my shit up, youre soft just like a noodle.
I sit in my chair like the fingers do the talkin,
You have trouble formin sentences, sound like ole Chris Walken.
Bow and arrow you say? You got a twisted like some twizzlers,
Your shit kinda useless with one snip from the scissors.
SO you think ill be tked, you wanna be like mike?
300 mil gone, bankrupt, hes back to ridin bikes.
But thats the kinda guy that you wanna be,
the kind to blow it all like me with bag a weed.
Youre stumped you cant outdo me, i leave you lookin like a mime,
And my shits so dope, you could snort one of my lines
Ill hang your skull from the wall, show it off like a prize buck,
dont feel bad if youre all velcro, i knew id leave you stuck.

I'm sittin here look at all of yall niggaz rappin
And I yet to see no skills, and all of yall be lackin
yall lack dat f-l-o double u so yall trippin
off dat hennessey or somethin obviously so now it's time to listen...

to me, daz right ya boy, his name is Bryizzle
and i spit mad flows, even 50 told me, fa shizzle
and I don't need 16 bars to have all of yall buried
in a white tee with ya face on it, u kno ya boy here is scary.


I like to make a shout out to my Homies at illstreet dot com slash forums, preludepower and USC Upstate, Foolz :D

fuk your freestyle and tha shit you say
fuck ya punch lines and ya riddles are gay
i got ryhmes all day
you got dick cuz you gay
you faggots keep playin but it aint no joke
runnin that mouth till ya throat gets choked
now what you got to say when you layin on ya face
i was too quick you couldnt grab ya mace
like a bitch you curled up in place
to anyone brave
i got it all day
i freestyle like water, bitch i flow allways

seriously, you're horrible, its between me stegall and preludedude.

JPAccord,

"And my shits so dope, you could snort one of my lines"


thats hot....

Mark
95SE

how you gonna act like you can compare to me

you aint shit man i try to tell u that you talk like u three

you better wise up son and back up off of me

cus if u aint carefull son ill hang u in a tree

see thats how i roll nigga hard like some steel

i dont rock nothing but the hundred dollar bills

why you act like its my faulght that you tripping in some words

trying to make it sound like you singin like some birds

your shit dont even make sence in fact it really sucks

thats why you cant be like me runnin the big bucks

so sit your ass right there hoe and learn from the best

ill leave you straight jaw droppin like all of the rest

Ben you got flow dawg, bout as good as mud

you stupid redneck white boy nigga drinking all that bud

you playing with the mastas boy you aint even a man

you need to go grow some balls nigga and put a lid on ur can

that can that i talk of, its your fuckin mouth

wide open and spilling shit thats the worst in the south

how many times i gotta shut u down before you get the drift

your ass is still shopping man in that store that starts with thrift

your threads is like some garbage bags looking dumb as hell

you needs get in the game boy , hit the hammer on the nail

cus u missing like a fourth blind mouse talking all ur shit

to blind to even see the truth, wheres ur base ball mit ?

cus u needa just go play same ball with the little kids

thats what all u is nigga, jus a lil kid.

Im lyrically undefeated, you all should know

Fuck with me, and you'll get eat like a steak in front of FatJoe

Ima gangsta nigga, i dont run to the south

My 12 guage will put a hole in your stomach about the size of your mouth

I know im white, but the skills is something you never seen

When your house is in ashes, im scrubbing off the kerosene

off my hands, im in high demand, ppl want my skills to try and steal my plans

plans of ripping the underestimaters, my skills will take me higher than the malls's escalators

JPAccord came to Illstreet, to get a internet buzz

He thought he was gonna win, see what the internet does?

Leaves you mindless, spineless, my rhymes made this:

Leave JP asking himself "WHY" like Jadakiss

Mark
95SE

mark play this game like he in it for real

to bad his ass gonna be workin in a mill

he gets his ass around in that ugly fuckin lude

no one even likes his ass cus hes so fucking rude

he thinks he flowing like some pure ass water

to bad you fucking suck man dont even bother.

ill shut u down like ur faggot buddy ben peace

leave you straight in shock from my skilled peice

you cant take my shit with out breakin down

go on let it out show us all that frown

you know u wanna cry some tears and let it all out

how you gonna act like you know what im bout ?

your face is like a peice of shit ugly and trashed

that why is so easy for you to get bashed

so come on back with some shit you think sound good

ill straight laugh at you under neef muh hood.

and when you ant expecting it ima pull out my tool

beat your ass black and blue make u look like a fool.

now its time for u to try again try to make some sence

at least make it rhyme this time , just my 2 cents

You're not a rapper, just lame ass Allen Stegall

Ill bitch slap you like Im Steven Seagal

Your lyrics are like engine that NEVER could

You constantly wear sweatshirts, to say "you've been in a hood"

You got dreams of being on a corner, being a thug?

Quit your job, move out, pimp your girl, give yourself a hug

Cause the love you are searching for, you'll never locate

Like my records in the booth, you will have to ROTATE

To look over your shoulder, worrying bout' my NINE

You aint made for the rap game, here, lemme give you the PEACE SIGN

HOLLA!


Mark
95SE

yao, yao...(that was for andy)
here is what i have to say...
ben...yes, i agree...you suck :wiggle:
mark and allen...i'm not a whore
mark...poor chelsea being filled up w/ bullet holes!! :dunno:
as a whole...ya'll are wannabe rappers...except for my marky....he's my m-arky marky

marky marky got owned :)

JPAccord,

"And my shits so dope, you could snort one of my lines"


thats hot....

Mark
95SE

thanks

My rhymes done make sense, a little too complex?
Maybe ill take your style, guns, drugs, hoes and sex.
See theres some true art here, have to look a little deeper,
Im cleaning you guys out like a new york street sweeper.
Stegall right, lude's wack, need to get something new guy,
03 accord coupe, 6 speed, more electronics than best buy.
Big money maker, dro smoker, jager sipper,
It comes so easy for me, youre stuck like a zipper.
But i dont want you dead, few shots, below the knees,
Z3 fenders for the chair? Hey its Christopher Reeves.
Might have pity when i see ya wheelin round two stumps no legs,
Put more shells in ya mouth than a carton of eggs.
You dont know what u got til its gone, its true
Its about comeback chances dawg, comin from you.
Ask myself why? that was quick, im the answer,
Im the Rudolph of this lot, and youre just another Prancer.
Steven seagall huh? half past dead with Ja-Rule
I got the other half, lets see what would it be without you
Its so easy man, i sit back and laugh
Ill cut you up and joke about it just like math.
If stegall's the steel, than you know that im the rust,
Please tell your girl shes not lovin me, its just lust.
I bring an end to your rhymes, like the moon brings the dark,
Youre the one who makes no sense, so whatcha talkin bout mark?

Put more shells in ya mouth than a carton of eggs.



Lloyd Banks...;)

50 Cent & Lloyd Banks VICTORY REMIX...

i knew i heard it somwhere! thanks its been bugging me, banks is good.

NOT DIRECTED TO ANYONE: (just wanting to flow)


people wanna go to work with a suit and a tie

i wanna cruise down 29 in a coupe as i drive

with that gats in the back and the bitches on my lap

the police want the cuffs to find my wrists so they can slap

Me on 22s, you wont be able to roll around on the deuce-deuce

cause your lyrical scheme is put together like Dr. Suess

i ease to please, grease i see, 35 hrs a week, covered my clothes, smother these hoes, my rhymes and nines is all i know..

you cant compete with the Elite, cause you may just get deleted off of these streets

similar to biggie and pac, you wont breath...

similar to the blind as birth, you wont see

similar to the twin towers, you wont be

and similar to everyone, you want me



that was so weak, but im bored.


Mark
95SE

Marky erased his other rap... Thats why it's edited. Fortunately I saved it b/c its mad hot.

here is another hot rap I made:

I'm a ghetto supa star
I like to wreck my car
I talk like my name's lamar
I use "is" instead of "are"
My car is so hot
you should see the kit I got
I just let it sit in the shed
but gettin it we was almost DEAD
I was excited, didn't see the light
andy and chris screamed in fright
b/c a lady in a honda was turning right
andy said "did you see that?"
as I continued to chat
but back to my hot ride
it is my joy and pride
When I'm out racin' I'm on a mission
Bustin' V8 camaros with my auto transmission
You'll know your car's inferior
when you see my hot, painted, interior
I've got a busted Z4 fender
if you sit in the passenger side you best be slender
if you just open the door, you made a mistake
cuz that craps just gonna break
I'll have to get out and pull it loose
I got the sickest rhymes so you best call a truce

oh, and don't back your car over lucky's spruce

When I'm out racin' I'm on a mission
Bustin' V8 camaros with my auto transmission
You'll know your car's inferior
when you see my hot, painted, interior
I've got a busted Z4 fender
if you sit in the passenger side you best be slender



thats hot shit lmaooo :rofl:

thats actually pretty good, and chris, you know more about my car than me..:)

osborne wrote that rap by the way...

Mark
95SE

rappin or not watch ya mouths faggots

so now u say rappin or not watch ya mouth faggots

trying to hard? you still a fuckin maggot

i got toys that'll fill u full of holes

make pleanty of room for some stupid little moles

Ill make u look like a block of swiss cheese

i got more then enough for the ladies to please

come one man just give up on yourself

hand over ur mother she one hot ass milf

you say that its to easy for you to spit your rhymes

to bad im stunnin on your ass ev-ver-rey tyme

but aside all the hate bro im still down with u

even though we more then diffrent then bubble gum and glue

so just bcus my words are full malic and pain

its all good bro its all in fun, not for any ones gain.

: hug : :)

lol aight now you got a good one

blazincivic is just upset cuz everyone showed him up =)

yeah the kid need a towel
he still in shock got him all like wow
he finialy know that my rymes platinum
i roll ova all the nigga hollding me back and i cap um
i aint climb the ladder to success
i made that bitch with my buzness
i come from the shaddows like the lochness
ill turned the industry upside down into a mess
people try to learn how im making all the rules
you jsut gotta have the right kinds a tools

which one of you pussys is tha hardest
for being real yall the farrest from it
i know ya ass talkin shit cuz ya mouth knows betta
turn into a mute when you see my beratta
a couple of hits from and endless clip
i'll have you faggots screamin "holy shit"
its like Ben peace too scared to put out a hit
you bitches are poodles, more bark than bite
im a real rolla i live for tha night
i know niggas cap your ass and wont think twice
my lryics make ya scratch ya head like you got lice

it gets worse every time

fuck it, i dont know what makes you bitches think you are the rap games best, you muthafuckers are not that good either

ben peace getting mad cus jp be making fun
betta watch yo back JP, that E thug tote a gun
he dont eva get his way so he prob gonna cry
he prob listenin to Nsync now singin " Bye Bye Bye"
hes soft like some pudding, fat kids lick it up
while we sippin hennessey from them iced out cups
i guess jp we best shut up and leave the kid alone
im bout sick and tired of hearin him fuckin cry and moan
one thing Ben before i close, why u cant accept...
that me , jp the best things in this entyre rap concept
why u think its our faults cus we flowin like some birds
and your shit you try to spit just smells like some turds.

haahhahaaha that was awesome. And what makes me think my rhymes are better than yours? Look at mine, theres creativity and metaphors throughout. I dont just stick with the 1D rhymes that you use, with no alternate meanings or comparisons.

damn i like this tread but i will have to reply with my shit.......


Ok yo yo
mic check we got 7 kids in a line just like columbin
none of you spittin to hard all just soft core porn
well the best has arrived and this no eminem shit
ben got ripped twice
while mark and allen get ripped in them tight ass clothes
then you got the jpizzle stillin from loyd but hey its ok cuz i will choke you till you turn green
then i will kill you with mean green
after all is said and done i will shoot you up like a 6 hole pool table......

that is the stupidest, most none flowing, retarded sounding peice of shit ive ever seen. Do your self a favor and never post again.

ben has now moved one step closer to being the best, hes now at second worst right in front of ready.

why u think its our faults cus we flowin like some birds
and your shit you try to spit just smells like some turds.
--stegall

um that is some stupid shit, prolly took you all day to think that up


and jp, i believe mark busted you stealing someone elses lryics

my point stands you two cant rap either :flipoff:

illstreet forums, full of the challenged lyrically

no talent here, or maybe one or two miraculously

we ditched the dreams of having fast cars

to become gangstas slash rappers, apart from who we are

gasoline in our veins, itll never leave our bodies

just a week ago, we all thought our last name consisted of Gottis

but no mobster, no gangsta, no thug located

just a fat kid with no guns, no life, and so frustrated

so lets leave the rap game alone, we were not born lyrical

for one of us to get signed, we should all be searching for a miracle


Goes out to everyone..:)...we all suck..

Mark
95SE

lol, true that my homey

"word to ya motha.. I'm outta here.."

so i take it everyone has a pair of those parachutes pants right? :)

My rhymes done make sense, a little too complex?
Maybe ill take your style, guns, drugs, hoes and sex.
See theres some true art here, have to look a little deeper,
Im cleaning you guys out like a new york street sweeper.
Stegall right, lude's wack, need to get something new guy,
03 accord coupe, 6 speed, more electronics than best buy.
Big money maker, dro smoker, jager sipper,
It comes so easy for me, youre stuck like a zipper.
But i dont want you dead, few shots, below the knees,
Z3 fenders for the chair? Hey its Christopher Reeves.
Might have pity when i see ya wheelin round two stumps no legs,
Put more shells in ya mouth than a carton of eggs.
You dont know what u got til its gone, its true
Its about comeback chances dawg, comin from you.
Ask myself why? that was quick, im the answer,
Im the Rudolph of this lot, and youre just another Prancer.
Steven seagall huh? half past dead with Ja-Rule
I got the other half, lets see what would it be without you
Its so easy man, i sit back and laugh
Ill cut you up and joke about it just like math.
If stegall's the steel, than you know that im the rust,
Please tell your girl shes not lovin me, its just lust.
I bring an end to your rhymes, like the moon brings the dark,
Youre the one who makes no sense, so whatcha talkin bout mark?

I used 1 line from lloyd banks, and thats the only thing you can say bad about my flows. Sorry, but you just suck.

Ok, Its Like This, You Stole A Line Doesnt Matter If Its One Line Or The Whole Verse, You Didnt Come Up With It, And Your Shit Might Sound Good When You Read It Quietly To Yourself But Put A Beat And Some Voice To That Shit And You Got A Big Steamy Pile Of Shit.............my Points Been Made

yeah just like he said..........Ben's point has been made
now he the dope, gonna elope, he might even get laid

ben the trueest playa..........he neva eva sleep
to bad hes hidein in his closests with secerets that he keep

with all the ppl flowing..........on the illstreet boards
jp, mark, and myself we spit the maddest chordes

jp got the system.......... in the 03 coupe delux
bumpin out the huge db flowin all the bucks

mark the main attraction ..........got metaphors to thrill
when he pulls up stock 15s, but ice in his grill

im the off road nigga ..........runnin rovers just to play
i got the sickest off road deal this side of san francisco bay

you say we just some light weights but you cant even compare
we tko punks all day long while you just pull some hair

slap slap slap is how it'll go ..........we'll each get a turn
you'll go straight down hard and loud and we'll laugh as you burn

Ok, Its Like This, You Stole A Line Doesnt Matter If Its One Line Or The Whole Verse, You Didnt Come Up With It, And Your Shit Might Sound Good When You Read It Quietly To Yourself But Put A Beat And Some Voice To That Shit And You Got A Big Steamy Pile Of Shit.............my Points Been Made

If my shit is so bad, lets battle. And just for your info, all good rap songs (lyrically) are FULL of punch lines, listen to Jay-z, Kayne, G-Unit, any of them. So yeah im calling you out, lets see waht you have. And we'll let everyone vote on who is really better.

OHHHHH the fan is spinnin faster and the shits about to hit
someones bout to get tore up like marks shitty kit
words is gonna fly and heads is gonna roll
jp ; he gonna shut him down while puffin on his bowl
betta get some pop corn and lay that seat back
cus ben peace really in it now, jp dont cut no slack.

like taking a shit, ill be relieving myself
from Stegall saying hes the best, like hes believing himself
you need to fear whats in my closet, cause itll be killing yourself
and put holes in your stomach, have you screaming for help
lets get straight to the point, im definitely feeling myself
cause you blow and you stink, like a sneeze and a belch
allen is about as gangsta as a Teddy Graham
what i show you under my trench, wont none of it jam
itll rock and roll, roll and rock
before i learn the ABCs, i learn to load and pop
fuck a bullet, my bombs two times the power
i count figures all day, you get 9 per hour
and who else you know get dirty while they IN the shower?

and it ends abruptly cause i dont want to think anymore..


Mark
95SE

still trying...:)

Ok, Its Like This, You Stole A Line Doesnt Matter If Its One Line Or The Whole Verse, You Didnt Come Up With It, And Your Shit Might Sound Good When You Read It Quietly To Yourself But Put A Beat And Some Voice To That Shit And You Got A Big Steamy Pile Of Shit.............my Points Been Made


you are an idiot...end of story...fuck that gay ass rhyming bullshit. :gay2::screwyou:

it might take him a few days to compile something worthy.

tibby your a bitch and as for a ryhme battle ok then, get a studio and we will do it the right way, untill then i'll just let you take all day to come up with another little ryhme that you prolly gonna steal from someone else..........FUCK YOU

ben...shutup...everyone shutup....you are all gay..cept for me...so shutup and rhyme....thats the intention of this thread..

Mark
95SE

ok how about just me and you just battle i have no problem rhymin anyone

So how bout it? :wiggle:

fine, let the games begin, win or lose it doesnt matter cuz neither one of us can rap, so start

one rap each and then they vote on who is better so i can shut you up once and for all.

Everyone feels my flow, not a case of demographics
You say you flow like water? More like big city traffic.
Im born with this gift, like Luke ive got the force,
"Kill you 3 Bars"?, Now you're beefin with a horse???**
Youve got cotton mouth, i spit free like a llama,
Ive found my skills, yours must be hidin like Osama.
When i write i got your eye, like Chubs got the gator's,
they amplify my shit, for yours they use the fader.
Wanna finish this fight, ill end it for you gladly,
Because youre just Sorry, and i got more game than Milton Bradley.
Youre not on my level, but dont worry youre not far,
Our shit costs the same, my system, 2 of your cars.
You know my shit is blowin up, like baloons, the twin towers, or a uranium bomb,
To hang with me you might want to change your homepage to www.rhymezone.com.

Lets see what you got....

**3 bars reference (http://www.foundationhorses.com/threebarsped.htm)

:swords: :) :wiggle:

wow rhymezone.com is great

Mary had a little sheep,
She took to bed to sleep,
The sheep turned out,
To be a ram,
And Mary had a little lamb.

oh yeah and my ghetto rhyme!

bout this time I bet you wanna get him back
well i'll tell you what it is you lack
you're too skinny, you need some fat
If you were any thinner your eyes would be stacked

You need to stop spendin all yo money on beer
pay for your cheese dip and change how you appear
then you might not look like a stick with ears
might not have to live with all those illstreet fears

You aint no gangsta, you can't dodge the cops
you aint no gangsta, you so skinny you dodge rain drops
you aint no gangsta, grow longer hair and be a mop
everyones a traffic cop to you, were all sayin stop

Come on Ben, ive seen you on the site since i posted it up, lets see the comeback.

ok, its over, the great one has come
with rhymes so dope i make ur ear drums go numb
u see, why bother, dont read those first posts
with words this hot, i burn this forum like toast
all you lil kids, go drive your shitbox
i breakout vocab. worse than a case of chickenpox
don't even try, its just not worth the hassle
what costs more, ur car, or a meal from white castle?

Ben Peace, meet Ben Mathews, my backup.

only my 5th post and i've already took the cake
for goodness sake, i flow cold like a northern lake
when i come at u, listen, its serious
consistant with the hits, like listening to Sirius
whoa, kinda advanced for u all
ur here today cause i came with no withdrawl
the cars you drive, smaller engines than a coke
with lyics so natural, your high with one toke

ben matthews got it goin on his shit seem to flow
ben peace got on rock bottom his shit seem to blow
but dont none u niggas know my game, im hotter then a sauna
i roll dre, 50, and ludacris while u listen to nirvana
you all worred bout who got what, coke sized engines and heats
my asrnel consits of rhymes so hot you squirming in your seats
i dont know if you scared to loose or jsut cant accpet the facts
i top my shit with extra juice just like its a big mack
with flows this smooth and words this smooth why u even bother
ill pop your ass like you just back talked your only father

admit, my flow is smooth like "i cant belive its not butter"
admit, ive had you questioning yourself "i can't belive he didnt stutter?"
its been so long, but see the times change
im coming with two pistols on either hip like john wayne
in a prelude with the limo tint, in the back sipping some Gin
ill have you in the hospital learning to walk again
cause i got more than i need, no end to the game
more property than Monopoly, no end to my fame?
ive dug too many niggas graves, theres no end to my shame
and there is no mutha fuckin end to your lame-
ness, my talent is a bless-
ing, with my next lyrics, itll have you guess-
ing
cause i could careless about street credit
ive had it with all these muthafuckin fake ass B.Rabbits
even our lyrical thread is bringin new attention
and dont forget wiggers, this is Stegalls invention
oh yeah, my name is the thread title, did i forget to mention? I OWN THIS



everyone go to hell...its 2am and im hella bored..:)

Mark
95SE

i wish ben would respond

niggas im respond but on a seriuous note
fuck your cheese dip bitch, i'll cut your throat
and jp your a pussy, why you bringin a friend
is Ben peace too much for you to defend
i like your site, you must use it alot
havin other niggas help is how you get on the top
and your car cost more i know thats right
so maybe i'll steal your whip while you asleep at night
yea i said three bars cuz im hung like a horse
ask ya mom how is feels to have her pussy lips tore
i be up in that ass like white on rice
and i'll be ya new daddy cuz she my new wife
and apart from respondin you betta get a new life
now go get another friend to help you win your fight
cuz you rap battling bitch it just aint right

im done now you bitches can vote


oh and chris fuck you say some shit bout the cheese dip next time you see me faggot, i wanna hear the word cheese dip come out your mouth

:ban: i dont give a fuck

this thread is useless without some mp3 clips... some wave files... anything???

oh and chris fuck you say some shit bout the cheese dip next time you see me faggot, i wanna hear the word cheese dip come out your mouth

i dont give a fuck
Okay, I will be sure not to mention cheese dip. I'm really sorry if I hurt your feelings. I wrote this in apology for my rash actions:



Big bad Ben thinks he's thug, thinks he's hard, acts all smug
you need to recognize, you are the antidrug

bud, I'll tell you why, I can tell your mom got high
you got down's syndrome, I just can't lie

In Walmart I better watch my back, Big bad ben's gonna attack
he works there, now I'm scared, I'll never go back!

Ben pushes carts, doesn't need grammar, says he'll be rich, invented "the glass hammer"
naw, I'm just kiddin he'll just rob a hotspot and go to the slammer

I'm not even thug and I know your rhymes blow, it's not your fault though
afterall, you think sexual battery is somethin in a dildo

dude, I bet youre proud, I didn't even let it slip
that you're too poor to pay for that cheese dip

bitch first of all i didnt ask for the cheese dip my friend did so i was in no way responsible to pay for that dip and sense it seems to bother you so much why didnt to say something about it when we were at the register huh? all you said was that you THINK one of us asked for it and like a bitch you didnt say anything else about it did you, NO you didnt. And 2nd if you wanna talk to the person who asked for the dip and didnt pay then he has done said he has no problem talkin bout it to you, just say the word and i'll give you his number. it makes me laugh at how big a bitch it takes to cry over some fuckin cheese dip, is it hard for you to sleep at night thinkin bout the dollar or two that wasnt paid for. im glad it bothers you, that makes me happy to know that you spend more time thinkin bout me than apparently you about anything else

you bitch as bastards...i told everyone to go to hell....shutup...lets keep it lyrical...

damn...i hate people...

my rhymes arent sloppy, cuase i got my hand on my dick and im feeling cocky

:)

RHYMES ONLY or i will close this thread..;)

Mark
95SE

It makes me happy to know I beat you as a result of you not replying for an entire day. You suck.

watch out for BlazinCivic, he wants to cut some throats
stop tryin to be M&M, sit back, take some notes
all you morons rapin like your lyics are reality
when, in actuality, all they discuss is beastiality
then u talk cheese, like this forum is a grocer
my words come with 100% beef, i assure u they are kosher
ya'll wake up please, i'm dealing with narcaleptics
ur about to get f***ed, should I use a contreseptic?

Lol, I'm not the one you stole from. That was Luis. You guys could have asked for some money or something. Like you said, it was just a couple dollars. Surely you can afford that. I said I thought you guys ordered it because I was at the other end of the table and couldn't see. It wasn't confirmed until we were outside and you went back to the hood or wherever it is that you go back to after a long day of 'keepin it real'. Honestly, I don't care to talk to your friend. I think it's pretty funny you're so upset over a crack I made. You must for real be strapped for money skimpin out on the cheese dip. All that crap that was said about you and you get mad about my cheese dip crack, thats hot. I feel mad special.

snif snif.........smell that......smells like ......PUSSY

what, you? Youre the only one whose being pussy, challenging me to a rhyme battle and then being a little bitch and not replying.

check out the page before this one homie i've done replyed to you

niggas im respond but on a seriuous note
fuck your cheese dip bitch, i'll cut your throat
and jp your a pussy, why you bringin a friend
is Ben peace too much for you to defend
i like your site, you must use it alot
havin other niggas help is how you get on the top
and your car cost more i know thats right
so maybe i'll steal your whip while you asleep at night
yea i said three bars cuz im hung like a horse
ask ya mom how is feels to have her pussy lips tore
i be up in that ass like white on rice
and i'll be ya new daddy cuz she my new wife
and apart from respondin you betta get a new life
now go get another friend to help you win your fight
cuz you rap battling bitch it just aint right

im done now you bitches can vote


oh and chris fuck you say some shit bout the cheese dip next time you see me faggot, i wanna hear the word cheese dip come out your mouth

:ban: i dont give a fuck



um i pulled this from page 7 so i guess you didnt read the posts that you missed

Wow im impressed, bringing mothers into your rap, taht takes a lot of creativity. Also, do you have a throat fetish? Every rap youve written so far exept for one i think has either ill cut your throat, strangle you, etc. Pretty weak if you ask me. Also serious is a word, im assuming thats what you're trying to spell. Also i didn't "call my friend into it", i told him about the thread and he posted his rhyme. I dont remember seeing that his rap was even directed to you....

Vote:
JPAccord

watch out for BlazinCivic, he wants to cut some throats
stop tryin to be M&M, sit back, take some notes
all you morons rapin like your lyics are reality
when, in actuality, all they discuss is beastiality
then u talk cheese, like this forum is a grocer
my words come with 100% beef, i assure u they are kosher
ya'll wake up please, i'm dealing with narcaleptics
ur about to get f***ed, should I use a contreseptic?


your skill is like your intro.....no where to be found... :rolleyes:

Mark
95SE

yeah that was a pretty bad one... its also a contraceptive

This thread has gone to hell. I'll probably close it later. If I'm a pussy, you're an illiterate, wigger, moron thief with a complete inability to rap. If you'd like to sum it up, you're the comprehensive definition of white trash.

closing the thread will only make matters worse
watch me flip and murder members like Columbine first
homicidal thoughts in my mind wont allow me to pout
ill leave osborne's brains on the ground so i see what he's thinkin about


at work....can do no more....give me a few hrs..ill be home..:)

Mark
95SE

aight to the person talking shit about us complainig about a simple cheese dip... yeah it is a simple cheese dip that as simple as it may sound, selling those has made me have a car, which by the way you could prolly never afford working at wallmart! and if you do have beef with anyone about this matter come and talk to me i can tell you how much that FUCKING CHEESE dip was, by the way it is stealing and no i will not do anything bout it (like call the cops and stuff) but you might as well just shut the fuck up and watch who you call a pussy cuz most of the times the people who hide or get courage to talk behind the computer are usually the pussy ones as you like to say. so just fuck off and go post on the honda forums or some shit like that...

aight to the person talking shit about us complainig about a simple cheese dip... yeah it is a simple cheese dip that as simple as it may sound, selling those has made me have a car, which by the way you could prolly never afford working at wallmart! and if you do have beef with anyone about this matter come and talk to me i can tell you how much that FUCKING CHEESE dip was, by the way it is stealing and no i will not do anything bout it (like call the cops and stuff) but you might as well just shut the fuck up and watch who you call a pussy cuz most of the times the people who hide or get courage to talk behind the computer are usually the pussy ones as you like to say. so just fuck off and go post on the honda forums or some shit like that...
if it is only a simple dip ($2.85 + TAX) then why the hell could you not pay for it? was it too much for your red neck ass? or buy not paying you could by some rice for your car to make it look good like those universal wheels you have or had on it? Or is it just part of your being cool nature not to pay for shit to continue the SAGA>>>???

Just give me an explanation thats all im asking for if its good then mad props to you my BROTHA! and if its really good then ill give you a fucking BUCKET OF cheese so that you can feed your thug friends

two misconceptions..

1. he doesnt work at walmart...he used too...months ago...

2. he isnt going to pay for it cause he didnt order it...end of story...his point is someone else ordered it...

can it fuckin end now? we all know how everyone feels..

on with the lyrics...faggots...

Mark
95SE

well then why is he making threats to osborne about next time he sees him and stuff like that?

two misconceptions..

1. he doesnt work at walmart...he used too...months ago...

2. he isnt going to pay for it cause he didnt order it...end of story...his point is someone else ordered it...

can it fuckin end now? we all know how everyone feels..

on with the lyrics...faggots...

Mark
95SE

thank fuckin god that someone finally understood what the fuck i was tryin to say about the dip, i didnt order it i dont pay<------------very simple to understand

mark thank you


and the reason i got pissed and made threats is because the fucker kept make cracks about some stupid shit he knew nothing about

now paco i want that big ass bucket of cheese dip you promised me

oh ill give you your paco stupid fuck! there you go again talkin shit to people you dont even know, oh wait that might be part of your wife beater, long (bling bling) chain, side ways hat wearing personality... then it is understandable.

lmfao, :lmfao: your just a little ball of fire arent you,

It's cool man, we can take up a collection for you if you want to meet up with us again. That way you can eat too.

sure, how about we call the fund raiser FUCK CHRIS OSBORNE, sounds like a winner to me

thats a good idea dawg!

oh ill give you your paco stupid fuck! there you go again talkin shit to people you dont even know, oh wait that might be part of your wife beater, long (bling bling) chain, side ways hat wearing personality... then it is understandable.

you saw me that day when i came to your little meaxican resturant, where was my long (BLING BLING) chain and if i recall i didnt wear my hat sideways now did i?

oh and doesnt that count as talkin shit to someone you dont know?

so you wore a wife beater to a restaurant?

yea what about it, it was just a mexican resturant

you sound really cultured....

if you listen carfully you'll also notice that i not only sound really cultured but you notice that i also sound like i dont give a fuck what you think......hush listen........you hear that ..........yep i dont give a give what you think

LOL little mexican restaurant. Yeah it really is little too compared to the other 5 but hey it provides more then you will in a lifetime.:rasta:

sure, how about we call the fund raiser FUCK CHRIS OSBORNE, sounds like a winner to me

Now there is a fund raiser I'll stand behind. Make sure they're hot though.

The kind of person who wears wifebeaters into restaurants, and whose life is based on the motto "I dont give a fuck" is someone who's really going places. Thats sarcasm, in case you give a fuck. Its sad youre trying to act all hard and portray an image when the rest of us are mature enough to realize what it takes to get a good job, how to look, etc. and we will be the ones who actually make money. Im not mad though, if it werent for you thered be no one to serve my fast food in 10 years. Thanks!

The kind of person who wears wifebeaters into restaurants, and whose life is based on the motto "I dont give a fuck" is someone who's really going places. Thats sarcasm, in case you give a fuck. Its sad youre trying to act all hard and portray an image when the rest of us are mature enough to realize what it takes to get a good job, how to look, etc. and we will be the ones who actually make money. Im not mad though, if it werent for you thered be no one to serve my fast food in 10 years. Thanks!

I say the same thing to those fucks back from high school that had that same attitude. It's nice to have someone to pick up my garbage from our 200k house :D

This thread has gone to hell. I'll probably close it later. If I'm a pussy, you're an illiterate, wigger, moron thief with a complete inability to rap. If you'd like to sum it up, you're the comprehensive definition of white trash.

couldnt' have said it better myself....well, maybe i could :)

The kind of person who wears wifebeaters into restaurants, and whose life is based on the motto "I dont give a fuck" is someone who's really going places. Thats sarcasm, in case you give a fuck. Its sad youre trying to act all hard and portray an image when the rest of us are mature enough to realize what it takes to get a good job, how to look, etc. and we will be the ones who actually make money. Im not mad though, if it werent for you thered be no one to serve my fast food in 10 years. Thanks!


and again!!! w00t! too bad i'm the leader of this hate blazin civic bandwagon. ;)

btw, ben...have you ever even been out of the country....since you're so "cultured?" I have a pretty good feeling you don't even know what cultured is. i bet your wigger ass hasn't even left this state. and a wife beater to a restarurant? wtf? you really are the epitome of the term "white trash" or do i need to rephrase it for you? and i also am glad people like you are here to serve me fast food.

do humanity a favor and jump off a cliff

damn, i have a bigger affect on people then i once thought, you faggot muthafuckers just keep trying to make yourselves feel better by bashing on me, and mature....what tha fuck?, if i recall i dont think i was the one that started shit with any of you little pricks, and im happy that we have a wetback that owns a few dog cooking resturants and as for the rest of you i dont know or care what it is that seems to make you all soo much money, all the money in the world wont make up for the fact that you all are still little pricks and the only reason you hate on me is bound to be that someone like me once made you realize what a little bitch you are, and its all good that you make more money than me, maybe one day you'll be alone and someone will come up and pop your ass for all that money you so proudly ramble on about, and before any of you go and post again think about whether or not i am laughing at you, cuz i can assure you that i am. cuz i know you spend your whole day waiting to post again just to try to pretend to be something that none of you are. none of you know anything about me so i think its funny how you just all assume that i clam to be from the hood, where tha fuck did any of you get that from. to make an even longer story short i'll just put it this way


fuck you jp
fuck you chris
FUCK YOU TIBBY

im done with this thread, it bores me so

i assure you blazin civic i'm laughing at you harder that your laughing at everyone. i know your one of those kids that jams out to that white T song.

oh yea...you're laughing at me? you just wish you were me....you just wish you had the big house...nice cars...expensive things...and hot women. I have 5 rugs in my house that are probably worth more than your house...hell...one is almost worth as much as my car

The one Ken threw the plant at! ;) haha

Lets just sum this thread up. No one is pretending to be anything. Ben is a racist idiot that idolizes thieves and we're all better than him. The end, thread closed.

BUMP! 3 months old...lets restart if anyone is still interested..

:)

Mark
95SE

Mark, I'ma holla at yo momma
try to start some drama
so bring andy out to play
y’all had enough time to be gay

hes had a girl for five years
but markys gonna have tears
when he gets last place
in an illstreet all out rap race

You got owned like Achilles owned hector in the battle of Troy.

Mark brought the raps back out from tha illstreet closet..
sent me the link , i looked at this and i about lost it
i thought this junk was dead, but now im jus gettin started.

stegalls a big ballah now, rap a difrent flava now
when im done with you, you be a has-been like lil' bow wow
forget the hate, we all cant debate its a known fact..
that my skill will hit u with massive pain like a heart a-tack

Mark why you even bring this thread back out the trash
ima smash you good you redneck fool just like a plate of mash...
Potatos is the game, same size as your titties
while u flippin wings at buffalos day dreaming bout some kitties..
cats in the hat, my brettas in my hand,
bust a cap in record time while u try to land...
your ass on the floor is how its gonna be...
after the one two punch from my human guns if you make me angry.

Dont try it

I figure while im at it, ill rip JP up too..
leave him feeling sick as hell like he got the flu

whats up jp, where you at, you aint around here much
oh I forgat, you was santa at the mall this year, trying to get a touch
your a S.C. michael jackson after the little kids
when I drive up on you you stop and stare at the H.I.Dids
H.I. what ? you got the V ?
I would't doubt it, you sick asshole don't touch me
you sick nasty grubby fuck you just outta luck
when u gonna sell the grandmaw car and get a real truck
accords are for bingo night trying to get there on time
old ass bitches driving along sippin diet coke w/ a lime
Thats why im rollin 26s more bling then master P
limo tint, TVs, speakers, I got all the technologeee

so bring ur best back i'll be waiting
ill give you time to recooperate cus I know your fainting

keep your eye on my gangsta style cause it has returned

from popping glocks, sellings rocks, to letting the blunt burn

i see stegall in the gym now, trying to lift weights

only thing im picking up is a chrome .38

with stegalls rhyming, he needs to go the hell home

the only clip on his hip holds a cell phone

keeping it short and sweet like stegalls girlfriend

i keep getting into deep shit, like stegalls girl spread leg doing a back bend

:rolleyes:

Mark
95SE

And for Osborne:

Lets see, where do I start

from the dirty ass car, to your filthy ass heart

All I want to see if the Rx7 at the track please..

But your progress is slower than Muhammad Ali

Ima ask myself "does this cat have mind damage?"

cause hes so lame, i could crush him rapping in sign language

short buy sweet, this rhyme will mock my other

with osborne yelling "get ur cock out my mother"

:rasta:

Mark
95SE

Mark talks about my girl like he hard like .50
but the only thing he can say to me is lemme see her titties

mark you know you wanna get some of that 4'11" fire
but the only shit you get to pop are your shitty low pro tires

cell phone on my side its my weapon of choice
7 digits later, make a call, kill you w/ my voice

i got soldiers on my front that will pop you like pills
fill u full of bullet holes just for the thrill

you think that your gangsta style is filled to the max
your style about as sorry as some yellow ear wax.

hey dont be mad your girl luvs Stegall's class
thats why when I come around shes pinchin on my ass.

:moon:

big Bump!!!

whoa, did it get bumped twice?
like splicing genes, i brought this fucker back to life
because we need to keep it going, with flowing mc's
pouring out our hearts in "shootin the breeze"
last thing we want is for this thread to die yo,
cause ill keep this thread on a feeding tube like Terry Shiavo


Mark
95SE

Mark talks about my girl like he hard like .50
but the only thing he can say to me is lemme see her titties


Mark luv teh titties !

lol, a cypher page?

Awww shit...


Bump to see who wants to catch an ass kicking... :teeth:

shit...

and you call our threads worthless garbage?

^that didn't rhyme

LoL

I like these sorta threads... actually I joined a whole other forum just to post some freestyles and battle other guys...

If anyone wants to play here, i'm game... :D

I'm white-I have no skillz

I'm white-I have no skillz
same here.

Bah :teeth:

^that didn't rhyme

http://www.illstreet.com/forums/attach-959

I'm white-I have no skillz

no reason not to try :)

I'm a white man and I have no rappin' skillz,
Unlike black guys, I have to work to pay the bills,
It's ok though, I find a way to get by,
Especially with your girl lickin' up my right thigh,
I make this shit up all day when I'm at work,
And change FTCs avatar when I wanna be a jerk,
Clown suits and wizard hats and reggae dreads
And helpin' you all out with my relationship threads,
That's what I do to help pass the time,
Making long distance calls on the company dime,
Four more hours til I get to go home,
Slip the little lady the nice hard bone,
Have a couple drinks then go to bed
With visions of V8 FCs in my head.

Man yall suck. Check out deez skillz Son.....

























I'm riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaach, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIATCH.

:D

Man yall suck. Check out deez skillz Son.....

























I'm riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaach, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIATCH.

:D

Wow, you can quote an overly used phrase from the Dave Chappelle show.

You sure are great. sarcasm

:teeth:

From fiction to fact, DAK hops on this track.... Lyrical attack that'd make Fat Jon "Lean Back"...

Some of ya'll slack, drop lines laced with wack... Rap like blind leading the blind, ya game's pitch black...

I outta smack you in the mouth for even trying to rhyme... With these false acts of hip-hop going, I made it just in time....

I'm here to defeat all you weak sucka MCs.... This game's forever changed, this DAK doth decree...

:D

I'm a white man and I have no rappin' skillz,
Unlike black guys, I have to work to pay the bills,
It's ok though, I find a way to get by,
Especially with your girl lickin' up my right thigh,
I make this shit up all day when I'm at work,
And change FTCs avatar when I wanna be a jerk,
Clown suits and wizard hats and reggae dreads
And helpin' you all out with my relationship threads,
That's what I do to help pass the time,
Making long distance calls on the company dime,
Four more hours til I get to go home,
Slip the little lady the nice hard bone,
Have a couple drinks then go to bed
With visions of V8 FCs in my head.
HAHAAHA:rofl:

HAHAAHA:rofl:

hilarious

Uh-oh, the blonky grabbed the mic,
"White" guys can't rap, he just proved us right,
DAK thinks he's tough, he's hard, give us all the boot,
But he goes to work in a tie and a suit,
DAK's an oreo cookie if you know what I mean,
Acting like the white man, trying to get lots of green,
Not to smoke, he wants the kind that spends,
Take the kids to school in a mercedes benz,
House in the burbs, a golden retriever too,
Versace shirts and some Prada shoes,
Come home to a nice white wife who doesn't run her mouth,
Something blonde and sweet preferably from down south,
Who would want a black girl with all that attitude?
Get a real woman who isn't so damn rude.
DAK, it's ok to envy everything about being white,
We know you never wanted to blend in with the night.

(By the way, where's the new WTF pics?)

Oh damn, forgot all about that... Thanks for the reminder :D

And nice one $100T2.... For a new guy, I didn't think you'd have skills... :rofl:


The only thing "clear" is my devotion to these lines, i'll put this thread to bed like it's your son's bedtime....

Nevermind the fact that I work decked out in a nice suit, "crackers" like BATMAN think I don't deserve the loot...

Execute this rhyme flow like it's part of my program... I bet you're saying "oh no, actual THOUGHTS from a black man?" :rofl:

Understand that i'm taking it slow, I want the competition.... I like to size up my foes in a friendly exhibition....

But soon, don't worry.... i'll take things seriously enough.... I like to joke, but you've yet to see me when i'm "tough".... :D

Thoughts from a black man? :rofl: I knew that I smelled smoke,
Your brain's on fire, but no 911, PE says "It's a joke!"
Sure you call me $100 here, but you know that I'm your Daddy,
After all, just two nights ago, I slipped your Mom the fatty.
You call this rap but to me it's simple poetry,
I can out-rhyme you while I bounce little Kyan on my knee,
You see, I make up songs and rhyme the words for my little boy,
So that's why it's so easy for me to treat you like "The Toy".
C'mon there Richard Pryor, roll around in your wonder wheel
Everybody here already knows I'm the real deal.
Then, just like him, you'll be running up the street
With your clothes on fire, wantin' to die, because you know you got beat.

yo yo yo

i'm da guy with all da... hoes.


In da hood or on da block

I'm gonna run by in a... sock

ON ma face

in a race

welcome to my place!




wewt! I win!

Thoughts from a black man? :rofl: I knew that I smelled smoke,
Your brain's on fire, but no 911, PE says "It's a joke!"
Sure you call me $100 here, but you know that I'm your Daddy,
After all, just two nights ago, I slipped your Mom the fatty.
You call this rap but to me it's simple poetry,
I can out-rhyme you while I bounce little Kyan on my knee,
You see, I make up songs and rhyme the words for my little boy,
So that's why it's so easy to treat you like "The Toy".
C'mon there Richard Pryor, roll around in your wonder wheel
Everybody here already knows I'm the real deal.
Then, just like him, you'll be running up the street
With your clothes on fire, wantin' to die, because you know you got beat.

Guess it's time to play then... :D

Got beat? Hardly... I know not the word defeat... Best to keep your skills focused towards the kids that beat their meat.....

You're an advice guy, man... Just a relationship pro.... Stop faking like rhyme flow is something else that you know... :rofl:

I'll give you props, though... You managed to make me laugh... But this isn't the first time a joke like you has come along my path... :teeth:

You'd be better off quitting, go back to doing what you do.... You're after something you can't understand, is your name Timmay2??

'Cause i'm seeing lots of things here that make him similar to you, only thing is your 3 Cs....

Cut the Crap and don't Continue... :D

Guess it's time to play then... :D

Got beat? Hardly... I know not the word defeat... Best to keep your skills focused towards the kids that beat their meat.....

You're an advice guy, man... Just a relationship pro.... Stop faking like rhyme flow is something else that you know... :rofl:

I'll give you props, though... You managed to make me laugh... But this isn't the first time a joke like you has come along my path... :teeth:

You'd be better off quitting, go back to doing what you do.... You're after something you can't understand, is your name Timmay2??

'Cause i'm seeing lots of things here that make him similar to you, only thing is your 3 Cs....

Cut the Crap and don't Continue... :D

:rofl:

The Timmya2 part was the best! :roll:

haha i know i suck lol, not bad for not even listening to rap i guess

you may be alright, and mabey have some skills
but ya got to work all night to make some bills
cookin at mcdonalds doing overtime
making some chicken and trying to rhyme
so when i pull up in my car with boost at 1 bar
you can give me them fries
supersize

Wow. That sucked.

haha i know, the funny thing is i dont even really like rap :dunno:

Think of it as poetry for illiterates... That's what I do. :D

lol, pretty much... That's all there is to it...

I hate all rap too, save for the few artists that can word their thoughts eloquently enough....

50 Cent and most that you can hear on the radio definately AREN'T in the list....

Yeah, I'm sorry, but 50 is NOT a good rapper.

whats on the list? just curious


[QUOTE=DarkAngelKamui for the few artists that can word their thoughts eloquently enough....

50 Cent and most that you can hear on the radio definately AREN'T in the list....[/QUOTE]

Mos Def, Talib Qweli, Kayne West, Tribe Called Quest, Mr. Lif, Cannibus, De La Soul....

Just to name a few of the more popular ones... :D

Mos Def cracks me up on his appearances on the Chappelle show. Especially as General Cornrow Wallace. . .BrRRrRrRrr :rofl:

Mos Def, Talib Qweli, Kayne West, Tribe Called Quest, Mr. Lif, Cannibus, De La Soul....

Just to name a few of the more popular ones... :D

Mos Def and Cannibus are the only good ones from your list...

Mobb Deep
Nas
Tupac
Lloyd Banks
etc.

Mark
95SE

shit...

and you call our threads worthless garbage?

this thread was devoted to me anyways...see? I am Mark, and this thread is mine, therefore giving me the right to say watever the fuck I want.. :wiggle:

Mark
95SE

Eh, your list is slated more towards the street...

I'm all about the wordplay... :D

Eh, your list is slated more towards the street...

I'm all about the wordplay... :D

yea you're right..."towards the street"...I love the gangsta related lyrics, and metaphors pertaining to the "street life"...as for wordplay, I love it too...I am 100% for freestyle battles..thats about all I download and burn to CDs of battling...thats where the real skills are at..

Mark
95SE

What happened to the raps?