Cosby
05-18-2004, 02:06 PM
I just found this Drifting magazine from late 2003...
I was flipping through the pages and found this advertisment for a video game called "SRS: Street Racing Syndicate"
Well anyway, I'm looking at the ad, and it looks kinda like this: On the left page there is a yellow FD with this haggard ass hood (kinda looks like a trans-am hood because of the 2in cowl and then the nostril scoops on either side of it), yellow underglow neon, a bomex looking bumper, and some flush headlights. On the right page is an RSX, equally as bad... Then in the middle is this chick wearing black leather pants (with like 8 wallet chains hanging off the waist), wearing this backless top with a 1/2 exposed boob.
So all around both pages are these little thumbnails. The first one says "TUNE. RACE. RULE."
After that the thumbnails read as follows:
Tuesday 10
+ Just touched down in L.A.
+ Picked up some headers and intake.
+ Gotta find a dyno.
(Ok you cant just GUESS the power you would bolt on with that? What the hell do you need a dyno for? LOL)
Wednesday 11
+ I love rich kids. They race for pinks and can't even shift.
+ Fools giving away their girlfriends and their cash by making me race.
+ It's like delivery.
(Wait, wouldn't rich kids be riding around in nice/fast cars to begin with anyway? haha I'm sure with those headers and and intake you are really gonna be sticking it to those rich kids in their $40k cars!)
Thursday 12
+ Back seats? Gone. Rims? Tucked. Body next week. Turbocharger on my mind.
+ To boost or not to boost? That is the question...
(Woah bet you dropped like 3 seconds with those mods!!! Since when does Shakesphere street race?!?)
Friday 13
+ 3 strikes. 2 cops. 6gears.
+ One more ticket and I trade my license fo a bus pass.
+ Need nitrous
(Oh yeah thats a great idea... Let's promote RUNNING FROM THE COPS. I'm sure that nitrous is work real well when the cops throw down spike strips huh?)
Saturday 14
+ Hooked up nitrous. 100 shot.
+ Had to squeeze on a V8...again. Just sad.
+ Now where did I put Sasha's number?
(YEAH I SQUEEZED ON THIS V8...it was in an old station wagon, the other guy didn't even know we were racin'!!! Sasha? where the hell did you pick her up? MLK Blvd?)
Sunday 15
+ Last night, took Sasha on the inside curve.
+ Tonight, she's taking me...
(Taking you where? I hope it's to get shot in the face for being such a god damn tool.)
LOL oh man this stuff never gets old. It's alomst as good as the McDonalds ad with the kids talking about how they love racing, and McDonalds burgers. HAHA
I was flipping through the pages and found this advertisment for a video game called "SRS: Street Racing Syndicate"
Well anyway, I'm looking at the ad, and it looks kinda like this: On the left page there is a yellow FD with this haggard ass hood (kinda looks like a trans-am hood because of the 2in cowl and then the nostril scoops on either side of it), yellow underglow neon, a bomex looking bumper, and some flush headlights. On the right page is an RSX, equally as bad... Then in the middle is this chick wearing black leather pants (with like 8 wallet chains hanging off the waist), wearing this backless top with a 1/2 exposed boob.
So all around both pages are these little thumbnails. The first one says "TUNE. RACE. RULE."
After that the thumbnails read as follows:
Tuesday 10
+ Just touched down in L.A.
+ Picked up some headers and intake.
+ Gotta find a dyno.
(Ok you cant just GUESS the power you would bolt on with that? What the hell do you need a dyno for? LOL)
Wednesday 11
+ I love rich kids. They race for pinks and can't even shift.
+ Fools giving away their girlfriends and their cash by making me race.
+ It's like delivery.
(Wait, wouldn't rich kids be riding around in nice/fast cars to begin with anyway? haha I'm sure with those headers and and intake you are really gonna be sticking it to those rich kids in their $40k cars!)
Thursday 12
+ Back seats? Gone. Rims? Tucked. Body next week. Turbocharger on my mind.
+ To boost or not to boost? That is the question...
(Woah bet you dropped like 3 seconds with those mods!!! Since when does Shakesphere street race?!?)
Friday 13
+ 3 strikes. 2 cops. 6gears.
+ One more ticket and I trade my license fo a bus pass.
+ Need nitrous
(Oh yeah thats a great idea... Let's promote RUNNING FROM THE COPS. I'm sure that nitrous is work real well when the cops throw down spike strips huh?)
Saturday 14
+ Hooked up nitrous. 100 shot.
+ Had to squeeze on a V8...again. Just sad.
+ Now where did I put Sasha's number?
(YEAH I SQUEEZED ON THIS V8...it was in an old station wagon, the other guy didn't even know we were racin'!!! Sasha? where the hell did you pick her up? MLK Blvd?)
Sunday 15
+ Last night, took Sasha on the inside curve.
+ Tonight, she's taking me...
(Taking you where? I hope it's to get shot in the face for being such a god damn tool.)
LOL oh man this stuff never gets old. It's alomst as good as the McDonalds ad with the kids talking about how they love racing, and McDonalds burgers. HAHA