Baby's first exam

Breast or Bottle Fed??

This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will bring a smile to your face.

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined
the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the
baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip to the waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed,, kneaded, and rubbed both
breast for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning for her to get
dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any
milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his grandma, but I'm glad I came."

:)

Lol