meddle
12-19-2005, 02:25 PM
Was going to post this joke in another thread. But the handholders closed the thread.
A couple are in love and engaged to be married. A niggar robs them at gunpoint and shoots them both in the head.
They're standing at the gates of heaven and ask St. Peter, "WE planned to be married on earth, is it possible to get married in heaven?" Peter says, "hold on, i'll find out."
2 weeks pass, and the couple have been fighting and are a little wearry of spending eternity together in the kingdom of heaven. Suddenly, jesus comes up to them in person and says, "Ok, I foound you a preist."
The chick says, "well thanks, but but is it possible for us to get a divorce in heaven if things don't work out?"
Jesus replies, "Bitch, it took me 2 weeks to find you a fucking preist who actually made it into heaven, and I'm fucking omniscient. How long do you think it will take me to find a lawyer?"
A couple are in love and engaged to be married. A niggar robs them at gunpoint and shoots them both in the head.
They're standing at the gates of heaven and ask St. Peter, "WE planned to be married on earth, is it possible to get married in heaven?" Peter says, "hold on, i'll find out."
2 weeks pass, and the couple have been fighting and are a little wearry of spending eternity together in the kingdom of heaven. Suddenly, jesus comes up to them in person and says, "Ok, I foound you a preist."
The chick says, "well thanks, but but is it possible for us to get a divorce in heaven if things don't work out?"
Jesus replies, "Bitch, it took me 2 weeks to find you a fucking preist who actually made it into heaven, and I'm fucking omniscient. How long do you think it will take me to find a lawyer?"