Helloooo...im new to TFL and just wanted to say hi to everyone. Guess im one of the N00bs of the day lol.

Hi. Post pictures.

Hi. No thanks

Hi. Ban?

Oh so this place is filled with douche's too? hmm...

whats wrong with polka music? this newb is full of fail

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/disgusting-carrot.jpg

Hah. Polka gives me a headache. It's like loud mexican music but for white people....lol.

Oh so this place is filled with douche's too? hmm...

Yes. Yes it is. Now PM me pictures.

Again, no thanks. That carrot or whatever it is, is krezeh lol.

welcome to the forum! how'd you find tfl?

Prude attention seeker shall receive no more attention.

If i wanted attention vert, i would of posted naked pics of me...And not be irritated cuz your rude. But im nice and dont pay much attention to those REAL attention seekers. :D

Hey aznpoopy...like the name hehe. I was just looking for a new forum to join, the old one i was into got over crowded with 13 and 14 year olds.

thanks. the age group here is definitely older.... i don't know about the average maturity level though. :P

I would guess the average mental age is about five?

Yea epic fail on my part...i let him piss me off lol. I dont like being hasseled for pics...

Yea epic fail on my part...i let him piss me off lol. I dont like being hasseled for pics...

Yea...don't take anything seriously here and you'll fit in. Ignore Vert...

Why don't you drop into the religion section for some fun postings?

lol i wouldnt have much to say in that area. Are there usually alot of ppl on this site?

More and more as the days go by.

Well at least theres an actual "community" to chat with. I hope.. :)

Yah we arent bad but for the most part it is a boys club. As long as you know that you'll be fine and dont take anything seriously. Definitely in the Smacktalk section.

I would guess the average mental age is about five?

Screw you dude! I'm totally Six and three quarters...


Oh, and hello newb.

When it rains it pours it would seem...

Yeah, don't mind Vert, he's just angry because he wants to be a cop, or in the military, or something... but teh jihad in him won't allow it =P

And what kind of forum were you on that got flooded with 9000 penis's, er... 13 and 14 year olds..?

Well at least theres an actual "community" to chat with. I hope.. :)

Kinda sorta. Really depends on what you like chatting about. Most of us will try to contribute to a discussion if we're knowledgeable, but a choice few will just pop in and fuck it up for everybody. Makes things interesting, though. :D

Also, make note of the Smacktalk section. Don't venture there unless you're thick skinned, razor witted and have fingers of steel. You won't last long otherwise.

Yah we arent bad but for the most part it is a boys club. As long as you know that you'll be fine and dont take anything seriously. Definitely NOT in the Smacktalk section.

+1 w/edit

As long as you know that you'll be fine and dont take anything seriously, definitely NOT in the Smacktalk section.

Fixed.

Yah because we could go over and fuck it up for ya no problem. We havent done that here in a while.

Fixed.

Screw you fake ass limey! My engrish is just fine!! :bigthumb:

Why don't you drop into the religion section for some fun postings?

Do you REALLY want Mark to run her off so soon?

Yah you'll like Mark, he's our resident closet case.

Screw you fake ass limey! My engrish is just fine!! :bigthumb:

:doh: I was just trying to clarify =\:dunno:

I kno wut u r sain.

Lol so i'm guessing your all /b/ goers. Was some bored forum...or something like that. Some old guy there was always hitting on the youngon's, Was odd. I ventured out before 4chan decided to hijack it ;b

Lol.

Yeah.. no 4chan for me.. too many *other* things on the internets to keep me occupied. Plus I'm thinking opening some of those link at work would = BAD for me, lol.

Haha. Yea 4chan + work = wierd looks as your packing up your stuff. Every one seems cool by far, just hope theres more girls here, i mean guys are umm...nice but please tell me you all didn't scare away all the women folks? lol.

i mean guys are umm...nice but please tell me you all didn't scare away all the women folks? lol.

Lmao... I'd like to, but then I'd be lying.

This place is generally harsh to women upon their first few posts.

http://www.theforumlounge.com/tfl-homies-over-t11737.html

Well i wouldnt wanna break up the boy's club. See you all later :)

Don't let the door hit ya

LMAO! That was quick. And you guys are all doing it wrong.......You're supposed to lull them into a false sense of security so they stick around for a bit before you go for the facial. You guys all blow your wad within 10 seconds of a newb post......For christ sake, do they make cock rings for internet posting because you guys could definately benifit from such a device......just sayin'

Nice pics btw bitch. Thanks.

"And another one gone, and another one gone...."

http://www.ultrapdx.com/zero/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/freddie-mercury.jpg

"And another one gone, and another one gone...."

http://www.ultrapdx.com/zero/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/freddie-mercury.jpg

Stop. You're going to get Med School girl all joosey.

That was subtle

LMAO! That was quick. And you guys are all doing it wrong.......You're supposed to lull them into a false sense of security so they stick around for a bit before you go for the facial. You guys all blow your wad within 10 seconds of a newb post......For christ sake, do they make cock rings for internet posting because you guys could definately benifit from such a device......just sayin'

I'm sorry, are you really trying to say your skills of picking up internet chicks is better than everyone elses?

That's like saying your lawn is better than anothers lawn.. wait... this place is pretty fucked.

I'm sorry, are you really trying to say your skills of picking up internet chicks is better than everyone elses?

That's like saying your lawn is better than anothers lawn.. wait... this place is pretty fucked.

I didn't say anything about picking up chicks on the internet....What I was saying is that they make better cannon fodder in Smacktalk if you fatten them up a bit before you go in for the kill.

I'm sorry, are you really trying to say your skills of picking up internet chicks is better than everyone elses?

That's like saying your lawn is better than anothers lawn.. wait... this place is pretty fucked.

lol, truth. Though YZF's lawn is much more fucked then anyone else.

*ba-dap-tsh*

lol, truth. Though YZF's lawn is much more fucked then anyone else.

*ba-dap-tsh*

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q478/Justice-101/funny4.gif

see most of my niggas still really deal cocaineeeeeeee

That's like saying your lawn is better than anothers lawn.. wait... this place is pretty fucked.

Man I never said my lawn was better than his...

I just said his looked like SHIT!

Well i wouldnt wanna break up the boy's club. See you all later :)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

Guess she wasn't up to the sausage fest....and she didn't even meet YZF! Now thats a first!

will you assholes quit chasing away the noobs before I get the chance to ruin their lives

see most of my niggas still really deal cocaineeeeeeee

"Whip it real hard, whip it, whip it real hard"

will you assholes quit chasing away the noobs before I get the chance to ruin their lives

I'm still trying to figure out where this one took the cue... seriously, lol.

One minute it looked like she might hang for a week or two, next... her purple texting ass was gone.


No idea

will you assholes quit chasing away the noobs before I get the chance to ruin their lives


Is this the same person who complained about not being able to integrate her personal and online lives? I think you're adding to that problem. :)

lol@dak

aint bout no funny shit, still bitches and business

Is this the same person who complained about not being able to integrate her personal and online lives? I think you're adding to that problem. :)

uh, I'm not planning to google her front lawn, last name, or employer.. I'll leave that to your ass

Zing zing!

uh, I'm not planning to google her front lawn, last name, or employer.. I'll leave that to your ass

I'll say it again, 'cuz I think it's deserved:

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p254/evasconcellos/ygs.jpg

uh, I'm not planning to google her front lawn, last name, or employer.. I'll leave that to your ass

And for the record, its only be YZF that has been my target for pwnage....Your shit I just stumbled upon googling this forum....

Then again, finding that "Hair club" bald forum that YZF was on was absolutely HILARIOUS....things to do when you're bored.

Shes got a pic of herself in the gallery.

Wait, she frequents /b/ but didn't want to break up 'the boys club'? That doesn't make any sense. Purple-fonted troll is fail.

Went to work...Don't worry you wierdo's didnt scare me off yet...YET.

Well hey hey!

In the time i left i was called a bitch, troll and probably other things i didnt catch. Nice.

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i125/W0NNER/1208055384459.png

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n228/marci3789/STFUcopy.jpg

lol, glad to see my Freddie Mercury joke was wrong. Hang in theere, newbie :D

In the time i left i was called a bitch, troll and probably other things i didnt catch. Nice.

...edit: original reply to newb was deleted and will save till smack talk

Is this the part where queen turns into a carpet muncher?

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_FRwbtupu5I0/RwYP2g3UYtI/AAAAAAAAAZo/OhU93KT8kDM/N00b!.jpg

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n228/marci3789/STFUcopy.jpg

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http://www.zoesheehan.com/image/6lb_bag.jpg

=

Tit Fuck.

Iono man..those boobies look like they'de swallow you whole.

I dunno. Something isn't right about the way she is eating that doughnut. Vert was right about double bagging it so you can fill one up with some hostess.

She's nibbling on it. Like a nice cock tease should.

Now was it that difficult to post a pic? Christ. Not bad. Not good; but certainly not bad.

I like brunettes. I approve:yumyum:

No prob, i'd be glad to hunt down more chunky naked girls for you all ;)

You got a good attitude, you'll do just fine here.

:)

HAWT!!!!


The chick in your avatar is pretty good lookin' too.

nice pic...for a highschooler. 18 or over plz

She's 19 dickweed. Now post some pics of your daughter for our amusement.

someday maybe

Umm i'm 19 and that's me in the pic lol.

if you say so

If i say so what? That that's me or that im 19?

I was gonna add another pic to my profile album thing...but it gives me an error. So whomp on that.

Hello.

The only advice I have is to seek out someone named Misty. She's like the only female AQ (after queen) that has weathered the storm. All others have failed and their lives are a mess as a result. The therapy they go to can never wipe away the memories of the likes of Zero, Vert, 95, or Czar.

But there is one who will be your ultimate test of sanity. When you are ready, and your will is order, venture into the religion section, pick any ol' random post, and say these words:

"Christianity is like all the other religions."

This will be your test. Venture forth, young newbie, and face your destiny.

PS- Czar will hump your leg until it's raw, but have no fear. He's like 50 years old, married, and has about 20 kids.
Harmless.

I dunno. Something isn't right about the way she is eating that doughnut.

that was a doughnut? her face was so big I thought she was eating a cookie!

Hello.

The only advice I have is to seek out someone named Misty. She's like the only female AQ (after queen) that has weathered the storm. All others have failed and their lives are a mess as a result. The therapy they go to can never wipe away the memories of the likes of Zero, Vert, 95, or Czar.

But there is one who will be your ultimate test of sanity. When you are ready, and your will is order, venture into the religion section, pick any ol' random post, and say these words:

"Christianity is like all the other religions."

This will be your test. Venture forth, young newbie, and face your destiny.

PS- Czar will hump your leg until it's raw, but have no fear. He's like 50 years old, married, and has about 20 kids.
Harmless.


lol
unless im bored, im harmless.

WTF? I've never terrorized Misty .... where did you get that idea? I have't even done a photoshop!

WTF? I've never terrorized Misty .... where did you get that idea? I have't even done a photoshop!

neither have i but look who's saying it...belch. his imaginary friend must have told him the wrong story again.

but yeah, misty is awesome.

neither have i but look who's saying it...belch. his imaginary friend must have told him the wrong story again.

but yeah, misty is awesome.

Button it czar. No one cares what you think.

Fuck Texas.

wow, bossy today?

Welcome to TFL. As you can tell, we don't have a very good retention rate for newbs :P

Now post some pics of your daughter for our amusement.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j252/Tofuball/Family/Elismile7.jpg

Zero thinks babies are cute now. What a wuss.

neither have i but look who's saying it...belch. his imaginary friend must have told him the wrong story again.

but yeah, misty is awesome.

lol sorry.

You bunch were the only names I could think of at the moment. No offense :)

But Czar will hump her leg though....

always remember...im the 'good guy' around here.

Welcome to TFL. As you can tell, we don't have a very good retention rate for newbs :P



http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j252/Tofuball/Family/Elismile7.jpg

Is she laughing at Sponge Bob?

7 pages. wtf

I think the Drea chick hauled ass.

I think the Drea chick hauled ass.

How many newbs is this since I have joined? 4? 5? I think I am one of few that actually stuck around...

We need to advertise...

Hi Andrea.

Is she laughing at Sponge Bob?

Nah, we don't have cable.

I actually haven't used our TV for anything in 10 months but the occasional playing of my DreamCast with guests. (Like, three times, in the last 10 months)

_NO ONE_ beats me at Soul Caliber. Even when I'm rusty.

Have you gotten soul caliber 4 yet? The graphics are nice, but the gameplay is a big letdown from 3.

You still got to get House of the Dead 2 for DC.

Has anyone ever played that game Ikaruga for gamecube? Drives you freaking nutz i swear...

Has anyone ever played that game Ikaruga for gamecube? Drives you freaking nutz i swear...

So let me give my prediction.

1: You're going to get a lot of negative attention, that you later are going to say you didn't ask for.

2: You're then going to say you did nothing to receive this attention.

3: I'm going to remind you that you used a font thats noticeably different than everyone elses, and posted a picture of yourself on a forum that's 90% male.

Hi Andrea.

Hi wotnartd :)

So let me give my prediction.

1: You're going to get a lot of negative attention, that you later are going to say you didn't ask for.

2: You're then going to say you did nothing to receive this attention.

3: I'm going to remind you that you used a font thats noticeably different than everyone elses, and posted a picture of yourself on a forum that's 90% male.


Lol what the hells your problem?? I could give a rats ass if everyone has something to say bout my pic, the things i post or how i act. I use purple..whats wrong with that? Hmm now let me guess..You decided your having a shitty day OR your just an asshole and wanna pick me out to get your jollies? Get over your own shit and move on mah friend.

Lol what the hells your problem?? I could give a rats ass if everyone has something to say bout my pic, the things i post or how i act. I use purple..whats wrong with that? Hmm now let me guess..You decided your having a shitty day OR your just an asshole and wanna pick me out to get your jollies? Get over your own shit and move on mah friend.

I'm really not going to blast you here due to your ignorance. I hate the "I told you so" crowd, but just remember my friendly suggestion when it hits the fan.

Well i'm bored with this forum being filled with a bunch of jerks that band together like a homosexual cult to fend off women. Who cares no hard feelings, Nice to meet you all...See ya :)

lol well yer definitly better off mentally by leaving. this place just isnt for you. laters

Wow... just wow.

Survival of the fittest. Darwin was right. Told ya so Mark.

Well i'm bored with this forum being filled with a bunch of jerks that band together like a homosexual cult to fend off women. Who cares no hard feelings, Nice to meet you all...See ya :)

How many times is she going to "leave"? More than me? lol. :)

She's not going anywhere yet.

I liked her. To bad she couldn't hang.

I PM'ed her, she says shes gonna hang out.

Has anyone ever played that game Ikaruga for gamecube? Drives you freaking nutz i swear...

yes my gf and i attempt to play it

you can see some ridiculously pro players clear it with no deaths and full continuous combos on youtube

i on the other hand can only clear up to the 3rd level or so without dying. and without really attempting comboing all my kills.

edit:
damslappan you all chased her away? assholes!

Hey, all I did was post pictures of my daughter and mention how I HAVE A DREAMcast

Hey, all I did was post pictures of my daughter and mention how I HAVE A DREAMcast

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/3569/0/I_have_a_Dreamcast.ashx

yea I just joind today
how did you like this site the first time you came here?

hated it but the people here grow on you............................................... ........... after a very long time

you just 'feel' guys growing on you

Especially when we're standing close behind you. Very close behind you.



And wtf bump? Where'd our little newb of last month go? She had promise... even referenced /b/


Ah well..

So..... either we're getting trolled, hard, or this newb really just bumped a thread from page 4 w/o even realizing it.




I r perplexed nao

Seriously it's not hard to bump pages from page four. Especially if you scroll all the way down and see the "Similar Threads" box.

/shrug

I'm just tired, and agitated.. and I want to be at home, sleeping (or getting some, or sleeping while getting some).


You know how little kids get really noisy/hyper/annoying just before they crash and pass the fuck out? Yeah... I've reverted to that age/stage today. I'll be better after I get a good 6-7 hours of sleep.

Especially when we're standing close behind you. Very close behind you.



exactly. btw, did you feel that fenda?

Hi. Ban?

I just read the first page, but I have to say that you are a huuuuuge douchebag.

I just read the first page, but I have to say that you are a huuuuuge douchebag.

Thanks!