Ever have a neighbor whom you rarely see if not never? Anyway, I walked by my neighbor's garage window. I really dont give a shit about them but what i saw inside their garage can make any man's mood sobering.

I never knew spiders can be so disturbingly large. Big time larger than tarantulas. I was frightened. And I guess i am wondering if anyone in here have a background in spiders, or study insects, that will help me identify what i saw. Mind you, it was dark in the garage, but I can sketch what I saw and post it here if it helps.

if u get bitten let us know if u've developed seminal vesicles and prostate glands in ur wrists.......

here's the sketch. Should i worry?


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That's a crab.

Its Britneys Spears coochie....

Coochie Crabs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.flickergaming.net/wp-content/uploaads/063.jpg

^^^
yep thats Brittneys coochie all right.

Do a search on google.

Put in your state and search for large spiders. There are usually local spider websites which have info like that.

I'm not exactly sure what type of spider is larger than a Taranchula in the US.
Closest thing I could think of would be the Camel Spider/Scorpions.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/c/c4/Crab_people2.jpg
The number of eyes, hair, and pattern placement all help ID a spider.

Oh and that pic totally looks like the Southpark Crab People lol.