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1revnrex
06-10-2008, 07:26 PM
The thing is guys is I think she really likes me!!1 What I want to know is should I look past the age gap and get some of that aged gap?!!1 Or should I heed the warning of my buddies who tell me fucking her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?!?!1 OMGZ guys helps me!!1

Misty Rayne
06-10-2008, 07:33 PM
you should totally go for it, i mean have you ever tried mutton??? it is at times the same thing as lamb just a bit cheaper

$100T2
06-10-2008, 07:39 PM
The thing is guys is I think she really likes me!!1 What I want to know is should I look past the age gap and get some of that aged gap?!!1 Or should I heed the warning of my buddies who tell me fucking her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?!?!1 OMGZ guys helps me!!1

Zomg, you should totally hit dat shit, homie! Hit it retard style, yo! Make her say DURRRRRRRRRRR!

Oh wait, she already does. I've seen her posts.

1revnrex
06-10-2008, 07:42 PM
The only thing that worries me is her poontang smells like poutine.




Google it.

$100T2
06-10-2008, 07:43 PM
Wow, you can smell that all the way from Florida?

vrooom305
06-10-2008, 08:10 PM
pics or gtfo

1revnrex
06-10-2008, 08:12 PM
pics or gtfo


Dont laff guys!!!1

http://www.theforumlounge.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2583&d=1212970709

Vert8813B
06-10-2008, 08:15 PM
She looks like she gives a pretty good roll job imo.

Herschel
06-10-2008, 08:41 PM
She looks like she gives a pretty good roll job imo.

Does that mean she could "butter your bread"? LAWLZ!

$100T2
06-10-2008, 08:41 PM
I bet you could draw a straight line from one nipple to the other, and that line would go directly across her belly button.

Herschel
06-10-2008, 08:42 PM
Come on guys....You're gonna get reported.....

$100T2
06-10-2008, 08:47 PM
It's ok. We know people in high places here. ;)

Herschel
06-10-2008, 08:53 PM
It's ok. We know people in high places here. ;)

LOL! I don't know if I'd go that far, but I think we know some people that are high in places though......

$100T2
06-10-2008, 09:01 PM
Hey, I need the vicodin for my ankle, fucker.

Calla-lilly
06-10-2008, 09:10 PM
I hate you guys, but the pain you cause me makes me feel alive!

Calla-lilly
06-10-2008, 09:12 PM
Will one of you please mercy fuck me? Or hate fuck me? Or something? I have cobwebs in my cooch that need cleaning!

Vert8813B
06-10-2008, 09:21 PM
Will one of you please mercy fuck me? Or hate fuck me? Or something? I have cobwebs in my cooch that need cleaning!

Seriously? Nobody here will do it? It's REALLY going to have to be me?

::sigh:: Alright...let's do this.

Calla-lilly
06-10-2008, 09:21 PM
Quick, someone, validate my existence! I hate you, but I can't stay away. I must make you like me!

$100T2
06-10-2008, 09:22 PM
Seriously? Nobody here will do it? It's REALLY going to have to be me?

::sigh:: Alright...let's do this.

Dude, it's all yours. All 300 pounds of her.

Calla-lilly
06-10-2008, 09:22 PM
c'mon, still waiting for you to ass fuck me.

Vert8813B
06-10-2008, 09:23 PM
Dude, it's all yours. All 300 pounds of her.

Grab a roll and hold on imo.

Calla-lilly
06-10-2008, 09:23 PM
I'm gonna slit my wrists if you don't acknowledge me!

Vert8813B
06-10-2008, 09:25 PM
I'm gonna slit my wrists if you don't acknowledge me!

That's exactly what you'll be telling me as I'm balls deep in that wrinkled snatch.

$100T2
06-10-2008, 09:25 PM
We might have to give her infractions for postwhoring.

1revnrex
06-10-2008, 09:26 PM
That's exactly what you'll be telling me as I'm balls deep in that wrinkled snatch.

Holy shit bogging it down to the cod sacks FTW!!

Vert8813B
06-10-2008, 09:28 PM
Holy shit bogging it down to the cod sacks FTW!!

:insert icon that displays I am laughing the hardest:

Calla-lilly
06-10-2008, 09:31 PM
I'm a big fat whore! Who wants a tug job???

Calla-lilly
06-10-2008, 09:33 PM
I can't take a hint that you all fucking hate me, so I'm going to keep on posting away!

Vert8813B
06-10-2008, 09:34 PM
I knew you would deleted everything mod, you must be a female and cannot take it.

go ahead, delete again, I will be back tomorrow, unless you want to ban me, and thats fine..........I have made my point to everyone on here, carry on!

Do you own a vibrator? I'll hook you up.

1revnrex
06-10-2008, 09:37 PM
That's exactly what you'll be telling me as I'm balls deep in that wrinkled snatch.

http://home.comcast.net/~balarat/mud2.jpghttp://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/87/52/23375287.jpghttp://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/393174797_80a73e6e5a.jpg?v=0

$100T2
06-10-2008, 09:39 PM
What the fuck is that???

Vert8813B
06-10-2008, 09:39 PM
Stuck down...some organ that kinda looks like a liver?

1revnrex
06-10-2008, 09:44 PM
Boggin it down to the cod sacks.

Vert8813B
06-10-2008, 09:45 PM
lol o rly?

1revnrex
06-10-2008, 09:46 PM
lol o rly?


Yah damn it, it took me 10 minutes to put that shit together. I'll never get them back so fucking enjoy it. :40oz:

Vert8813B
06-10-2008, 09:46 PM
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l153/dairydeathboy2005/ballsdeep.jpg

1revnrex
06-10-2008, 09:47 PM
Oh and according to the Old Canadian Lady, onions are good on semen.


Seacrest out.

$100T2
06-10-2008, 09:47 PM
I bet her snatch looks like that monster on Tatooine.

Calla-lilly
06-10-2008, 09:47 PM
I get lots of teh cock! You would be jealous if you saw the cocks I could get!

Vert8813B
06-10-2008, 09:49 PM
I turn 22 in 2 weeks from today I think...You like young dick? We got stamina like you never seen (or felt) before. Imagine a jackhammer in your cooch. Multiply that by 5. That's me.

Wow I said 3 weeks from tomorrow first. I can't fucking do math.

$100T2
06-10-2008, 09:50 PM
I turn 22 in 2 weeks from today I think...You like young dick? We got stamina like you never seen (or felt) before. Imagine a jackhammer in your cooch. Multiply that by 5. That's me.

Wow I said 3 weeks from tomorrow first. I can't fucking do math.

Dude, you would totally fuck her, wouldn't you? LOL.

Vert8813B
06-10-2008, 09:52 PM
Dude, you would totally fuck her, wouldn't you? LOL.

If I was single and horny? Yes. If I was horny? Yes.

Am I the only one who admits to banging some fat chicks? You gotta practice for the good ones worth keeping imo.

$100T2
06-10-2008, 09:54 PM
If I was single and horny? Yes. If I was horny? Yes.

Am I the only one who admits to banging some fat chicks? You gotta practice for the good ones worth keeping imo.

LOL. I always practiced with the hot ones. Fat girls need love... from fat guys.

Vert8813B
06-10-2008, 09:57 PM
Fat girls like you to do crazier shit. They also try so hard with oral (it still sucks though).

vrooom305
06-10-2008, 09:58 PM
I bet you could draw a straight line from one nipple to the other, and that line would go directly across her belly button.

oh damn, I just couldn't hold in the laughter after reading this one :bigthumb:

$100T2
06-10-2008, 09:58 PM
All I know is, you better stop pushing up on Calla-Lilly. She's 1revnrexs biatch until he passes her down to you.

vrooom305
06-10-2008, 09:59 PM
She looks like she gives a pretty good roll job imo.

is it because she looks hungry?

$100T2
06-10-2008, 10:03 PM
is it because she looks hungry?

She's a praying manntis... She'll fuck you, then eat you. LOL

Vert8813B
06-10-2008, 10:04 PM
All I know is, you better stop pushing up on Calla-Lilly. She's 1revnrexs biatch until he passes her down to you.

Fat Sloppy Fried Chicken Grease seconds FTMFW!

$100T2
06-10-2008, 10:06 PM
Just remember that when the pussy bites back.

Vert8813B
06-10-2008, 10:11 PM
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom!

1revnrex
06-10-2008, 10:14 PM
Just remember that when the pussy bites back.


http://www.impawards.com/2007/posters/teeth_ver2.jpg

Calla-lilly
06-11-2008, 12:38 AM
Zomg, you should totally hit dat shit, homie! Hit it retard style, yo! Make her say DURRRRRRRRRRR!

Oh wait, she already does. I've seen her posts.

and you call yourself a mod?

keep your day job eh?

and you have changed my wording in my posts.

wonder what admin will say with mods like this?

go ahead, quick, delete this one again so no one sees it!

...and to even imagine your a father, oh your poor kids!

2ndGen.Rocket
06-11-2008, 12:54 AM
Post a picture of your labia majora.

Calla-lilly
06-11-2008, 01:44 AM
The thing is guys is I think she really likes me!!1 What I want to know is should I look past the age gap and get some of that aged gap?!!1 Or should I heed the warning of my buddies who tell me fucking her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?!?!1 OMGZ guys helps me!!1


rtryb2200 had asked me if it was me in the drivers seat, in the forum, 'automobiles,' I had said yes...............to see the rude responses I would get............and again they came a pouring out, words were changed that had posted, my mods. That is my 300lb mother in my car, who loves to fuck as you all said.

Such a pity you people have no lives other than spending your time chewing people up and spit them out, what a waste of presious time.

You people really need to get jobs and a life.


2586

Misty Rayne
06-11-2008, 01:56 AM
woman get over your self, you go off at the guys in here for roasting newbs as they usually do then come in with the same shit your self i hope they ban your arse

Calla-lilly
06-11-2008, 11:55 AM
they drew first blood, don't you remember?

and if this kind of forum is like that, cool!

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