I wonder, how many hours until I have to install my new dishwasher that just arrived? My wife will be home in an hour.

You'll have better sex after it's installed.

I wonder, how many hours until I have to install my new dishwasher that just arrived? My wife will be home in an hour.

I say in an hour and two minutes.

You' won't have sex until after it's installed.

fixed

word ^^

You voted in your own pole? Does that mean that it came true?

where is the option for "the rest of your days"?

no, marky, I am sure he doesnt want to be like you...

every thread...psycho jonnie has to follow me around

um, scroll up, dipshit....I posted here before you did.

:owned:

I wonder, how many hours until I have to install my new dishwasher that just arrived?

so where are you going to install your new wife?

We paid $75 bucks for the guy to install. Once he saw it is hard wired instead of an electrical socket, his vagina swelled and asked for $20 bucks more. So I showed him the door.

My wife on the other hand will not allow me to install this thing. When she came home, she said she wants a professional to do this (I am smart enough to act like a retard around annoying installments like these. Xmas bikes are another annoying thing to assemble)

That means we have a new dish washer in the kitchen, near the cat dishes, doing nothing until next Friday! YES! WOOT! OMGPALOOONZA!