Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)

1) That's not right ....................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ........................... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ......................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ............ Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ........ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift ........... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here ................. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ........... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone ................ No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ................ Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile .......... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ........... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great .................................. Fa Kin Su Pah

:rofl: hahahaha!!

I'm offended

Na Fun Yi

Na Fun Yi

No Sens Sa Hu Mah

deja vu...

meanwhile, you can learn basic mandarin or cantonese fairly quickly - enough to ask for food and medical help, anyhow.

The Mandarin Chinese for FISH is YUE
Imagine you fish every day.

The Mandarin Chinese for MEAT is ROW
Imagine you display lumps of meat in a row.

The Mandarin Chinese for WATER is SHOOAY
Imagine you pour water in your shoe,* eh!

The Mandarin Chinese for BREAD is MEE-EN BOW
Imagine you do a mean bow for a piece of bread.

The Mandarin Chinese for RICE is MEE
Imagine rice and me don't agree.

The Mandarin Chinese for TEA is CHA
Imagine you don't charge for tea.

ni hao. wo de ming zi jiao Alain.

Learning chinese is easy.

Just toss a tin can down the steps and recite what u heard........

Learning chinese is easy.

Just toss a tin can down the steps and recite what u heard........


haha. that took me a minute.

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MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES ON A PLANE

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MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES ON A PLANE

:rofl:

ching chong king kong.

ni hao. wo de ming zi jiao Alain.

ni hao ma Alain, wo jiao jiekebo

I'm taking a chinese class at the college, I try...

http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/mandarin.htm

All you need to know, right there.

fuck yall asians

ni hao ma Alain,



I'm fine, thanks for asskissing......... er .... i meant asking.

wo jiao jiekebo?????????

^ dude wtf? is that manderin? "I go something... something.." ?

I'm fine, thanks for asskissing......... er .... i meant asking.

wo jiao jiekebo?????????

Last time I was in China nobody could say my english name (Jacob) so a friend over there decided to give me the chinese name jiekebo.