http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/dartsoccer8/Ellie035.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/dartsoccer8/Ellie038.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/dartsoccer8/Ellie042.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/dartsoccer8/Ellie096.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/dartsoccer8/Ellie097.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/dartsoccer8/Ellie102.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/dartsoccer8/Ellie113.jpg

http://www.kcsr.org/viewtopic.php?t=235570&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

first victim acquired! spread the pain

oh.. my.. god..

WTF? Did they run over her face with the Integra? :shivers:

Alright then

Her face, it never changes, like it's frozen in time.

Fenda would hit it.

got romancer lol:

"it says chick or dick
why would i even take it seriously FUCK ME WTF IS THIS SHIT"

i just threw-up in my mouth :(

Thats... terrible. Lol, whoever convinced that girl to A) take off her clothes, B) open her mouth, and C) stand in front of a camera should be taken out back and kicked. Repeatedly.

She looks like she's got cerebral palsy. I bet she slurs her speech.



And it seems that Vert is *still* jealous that I get laid (I guess?), and am not afraid to post pics of them... :dunno:

Its a Trap!

That is a definite trap. I can see a bad tuck job in the second pic.

ahahahahaha!

That link is to a local Kansas city street racing forum. I've bought and sold some shit on there.

How did you stumble on it??

My eyes!

I think thats her boyfriend driving in the 5th pic.
She looks ran over!

ahahahahaha!

That link is to a local Kansas city street racing forum. I've bought and sold some shit on there.

How did you stumble on it??

the "girl" is so ugly she got posted to a 240sx forum i visit

i am getting hillarious reactions sending this to random people

"omg you asshole"
"you get #1 'oh fuck no' link of the year award"

lol i love it!

I'd do her.


















With a dumptruck.

For the record, I also found this almost as funny as the chick:


http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g281/USG_Viper/big1033201.gif

Only on the internet...

whoa! nothing a paper bag wouldnt fix...

come on guys.... those pics are from 2004, she could have whored herself out to afford major surgery and a tan... or sold her dog to her uncle for his restaurant...

HAhahahahah I lost it on the first dog pic.

that is horrid, but i did get a good laugh at that.

On a side note, i would hit it. Twice.

If you look closely at the 2nd link you can tell this chick has a massive bush. Gross.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/dartsoccer8/Ellie097.jpg

I can't tell which one is the dog.......:crying:

Oh my dear lord. I just noticed that those look like New York license plates...............

most of you would definitely nail her in secret

hard to get johnson to salute when you're too busy vomiting!

most of you would definitely nail her in secret

Damn...they taught her about the male sex-drive in med school. She's on to us. :(

most of you would definitely nail her in secret

And I'm sure that you'd probably switch teams as well.
LOL, one disgusting thought for another.


Do you ever think that the dude who is making out with her is thinking 'Right on, I'm getting some action'....

I wonder if there are guys that are out there who like really ugly chicks. You know there are dudes who like the hairy beasts, the whales, etc. But has anyone heard of dudes going after ugly ones?

Damn...they taught her about the male sex-drive in med school. She's on to us. :(

I dont think she had to learn that, shes probably experienced it with all of you leg humpers.

I hump legs? Wtf...

If she were a law student...

I'm not big on Doctors. Most of them piss me off. Probably why I want to specialize in Med Malpractice. Which also may explain why Queen and I don't get along.

Ach! Zombies!

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j252/Tofuball/Random/groundskeeper-wille.jpg?t=1224010786

And I'm sure that you'd probably switch teams as well.
LOL, one disgusting thought for another.



"oh no! she has standards! she must be a dyke!"

didn't czar say this more or less like 2 days ago? it's pretty fucking pathetic when you're having to steal your little jabs from czar of all people

But has anyone heard of dudes going after ugly ones?

well yeah

when it comes to ugly asian girls (present pics excluded), alot of white guys are suckers for them for some reason

likewise apparently my taste in white girls is horrible, according to some of my white friends

I hump legs? Wtf...

If she were a law student...

I'm not big on Doctors. Most of them piss me off. Probably why I want to specialize in Med Malpractice. Which also may explain why Queen and I don't get along.

I thought you wanted to be a cop?

No place is hiring. Governments are being Jews up here and not spending to hire new personnel.

"oh no! she has standards! she must be a dyke!"

didn't czar say this more or less like 2 days ago? it's pretty fucking pathetic when you're having to steal your little jabs from czar of all people

You missed the point. You generalized that all the dudes here would jump on if if they wouldn't get caught. I generalized that all chicks are dykes and do the same. Had nothing to do with standards.

And who cares what czar said, unless you're butthurt all over it....which appears to be the case.

:grouphug:

You missed the point. You generalized that all the dudes here would jump on if if they wouldn't get caught. I generalized that all chicks are dykes and do the same. Had nothing to do with standards.

And who cares what czar said, unless you're butthurt all over it....which appears to be the case.

yea, I don't think it's any secret that most of you don't have standards, based on what some of you leghump (you included, so you probably should quit the high-and-mighty bullshit)

and lol @ "most chicks are dykes".. you're not seriously this fucking stupid right?

ummmmm
queen did use her visual sense and noted a chick posted here was not up to her standards.

and lol @ "most chicks are dykes".. you're not seriously this fucking stupid right?

Guess this clearly goes over your head if I have to spell it out for you about stating generalities.


Are you fucking stupid enough to think that most of males don't have standards?

And show me one leghump I've done around here....If you're the only available chick around here to leghump, and you're stating that we'll leghump anything, then what does that imply about you?

:owned:

I hate even saying this....but look at YZF. He has a standard that can never be met, thus he is always going to be single....you make no point here Queen.

czar got it right.

ummmmm
queen did use her visual sense and noted a chick posted here was not up to her standards.

LOL thats right...how many has queen chased off?
So she does check them out!

LOL thats right...how many has queen chased off?
So she does check them out!



lol yup. things are starting to fall into place.

Menage a trois imo.

Guess this clearly goes over your head if I have to spell it out for you about stating generalities.


Are you fucking stupid enough to think that most of males don't have standards?

And show me one leghump I've done around here....If you're the only available chick around here to leghump, and you're stating that we'll leghump anything, then what does that imply about you?

:owned:

I hate even saying this....but look at YZF. He has a standard that can never be met, thus he is always going to be single....you make no point here Queen.

looool, I think the better question is, can YOU read, since nowhere did I make any generalization about the entire male population.. just the one on this board

and yes, you WILL leghump anything.. did I in ANY way imply that "you'll leghump anything if you'll leghump me"?? once again, I don't think you're one to be criticizing reading comprehension or logic here

whether you choose to admit it or not, YZF is much better equipped in that department than you are or will ever be. I could find positive things to say about him (and most anyone on this board), but the fact is, I can't think of a SINGLE nice thing to say about you (or skydivr, but only because I've never seen a post of his that wasn't bitchy or defensive). how the fuck did you manage to make this fit into an argument that had absolutely nothing to do with him anyway?

looool, I think the better question is, can YOU read, since nowhere did I make any generalization about the entire male population.. just the one on this board

and yes, you WILL leghump anything.. did I in ANY way imply that "you'll leghump anything if you'll leghump me"?? once again, I don't think you're one to be criticizing reading comprehension or logic here

whether you choose to admit it or not, YZF is much better equipped in that department than you are or will ever be. I could find positive things to say about him (and most anyone on this board), but the fact is, I can't think of a SINGLE nice thing to say about you (or skydivr, but only because I've never seen a post of his that wasn't bitchy or defensive). how the fuck did you manage to make this fit into an argument that had absolutely nothing to do with him anyway?

You forgot me in the mix too.

and really.. I don't give a shit about being called lesbian. I won't sleep with broads, but I won't sleep with the vast, vast majority of dudes either, so I guess it's all the same, right? I just find it hilarious that this is what you use to rationalize the fact that I won't give you an ounce of fucking respect
but trust me, if I thought you WERE actually a man, I would

You forgot me in the mix too.

you'd be a tough one, but honestly whitepep and skydivr are the only ones that I think at the core are miserable fucking human beings

Thanks...I think.

And Queen comes out of nowhere with the fire!

and really.. I don't give a shit about being called lesbian. I won't sleep with broads, but I won't sleep with the vast, vast majority of dudes either, so I guess it's all the same, right? I just find it hilarious that this is what you use to rationalize the fact that I won't give you an ounce of fucking respect
but trust me, if I thought you WERE actually a man, I would

Would you hate fuck me, please?

you'd be a tough one, but honestly whitepep and skydivr are the only ones that I think at the core are miserable fucking human beings

Some one is riding the crimson wave today.......:blah:

LOL, out of all of this, you pulled a YZF! How about that...I would have never thought that you had just of an inflated ego as he does....then again with all of the self mirror pictures, what should I have expected.

Well your assumptions are purely off base concerning me. All this because I called you on stating a generalization, and back you into a corner by stating that you are just as culpable. Damn, did I hit a nerve or what!...like biting into tin foil isn't it!

LOL +1 for my work here...it is done. I even got YZF to 'come to your defense' and show his ultimate quest to leghump you by posting whimsical nonsense..LOL this is rich.

yea whitepep, you're a snivelling little coward who lives to google YZF in some pathetic attempt to salvage your insignificant internet rep.. and this is all about my period and YZF leghumping me

and this is all about my period


Or PMS

https://firstaidmonster.com/images/products/FAM_MIDOL_MAX_STRENGTH_CAPLE-5300.jpg

Addressed to both of you:

http://incarna.andablog.com/2007/09/27/shut_the_fuck_up.jpg

Addressed to both of you:

http://incarna.andablog.com/2007/09/27/shut_the_fuck_up.jpg

Dude...take advice from a puppet?

http://incarna.andablog.com/2007/09/27/shut_the_fuck_up2.jpg

how bout them cardinals kicking cowboy ass, men? (pssst it's NFL, queen, since your TV channel standards can only tune to Rachel or Rosie)

How about those Giants? Jets = Dominant NY/NJ team imo.

Hey Queen, if I ever needed a medical expert in court to recant expert testimony, would ya do it if I paid ya well?

how bout them cardinals kicking cowboy ass, men? (pssst it's NFL, queen, since your TV channel standards can only tune to Rachel or Rosie)


Pac-man is unemployeed....
Romo broke a pinky....poor jessica, no shocker this week.

cliff's notes:

whitepep is a grown man with the attitude of a pouting child when people hurt his wittle internet feewings

I am a PMSing lesbian

how bout them cardinals kicking cowboy ass, men? (pssst it's NFL, queen, since your TV channel standards can only tune to Rachel or Rosie)

How about that was a great fucking game.

the boys were all geeked up on it since they were at the football game. I was invited but decline so I can tease queen on the internet.

cliff's notes:


I hope I never have a doctor that got thru school on cliff notes.

how bout them Conservatives :D oh, and this thread rocks

I hope I never have a doctor that got thru school on cliff notes.

yea, why don't you pick up Med School for Dummies next time you're at Barnes and Noble you fucking dolt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFCSXr6qnv4&feature=rec-fresh

Yeah the NFC east was just off yesterday... 3 out of 4, the top 3, managed to lose games they were supposed to win. I'm a pro-football fanatic... I get way to into it. :(

Yeah the NFC east was just off yesterday... 3 out of 4, the top 3, managed to lose games they were supposed to win. I'm a pro-football fanatic... I get way to into it. :(

yeah no shit. i lost some coin two weeks ago betting against a few home teams who werent suppose to win. WTF!

This thread...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlkzrmQdUkI

so back to how fugly that chick is.. we need a good 15 more pages to cover that topic

k. let's begin.

yea, why don't you pick up Med School for Dummies next time you're at Barnes and Noble you fucking dolt

I'm sure I can pick up a used one when you sell back your text books.

Cute dog in the pictures at least... Pit bull? Maybe it mangled her face?

more accurately, he's just a complete dickhead (and a divorced loser)

YZF to the rescue!

http://i.pbase.com/u37/cranberryzero/upload/26457678.Animation2.gif

http://www.coedhumor.com/images/posters/600/ugly.jpg

Cute dog in the pictures at least... Pit bull? Maybe it mangled her face?

Anyone notice the overspray in the wheel wells ?

http://www.coedhumor.com/images/posters/600/ugly.jpg

Oh god no...
I hope thats a fake.

He puts my big nose to shame.

yeah no shit. i lost some coin two weeks ago betting against a few home teams who werent suppose to win. WTF!

Well the cowboys are always overrated, except for the fact that Jerry Jones pays off officials, which has gone on since the Aikman era. I can watch 10 NFL games a week, and the cowboys are the ONLY team that I feel consistently has officials pull bullshit calls for them.

Tony Romo is the most overrated person in sports right now. He's mediocre at best, but he's got the best offensive line in the game, and the best WR (athletics only considered) in the NFL. Jason Witten, is the absolute best tight end right now, I think he's #5 in the league right now for yards, at the TE position!

Romo is out for 4 weeks, possibly coming back before the Redskins game. Pacman Jones is out for 4 games (including the Redskins game), and the punter is out for the season I think.

All-in-all, they're a bunch of bad people. Pacman Jones has a longer rap-sheet than the Vick brothers combined, Romo is the most overrated celebrity in the sports wolrd, and TO is a giant crybaby, although he is damn good. The "house" that Jones has setup for the playrs still exists--drugs, hookers, etc in the middle of the desert. Did I mention Jones pays off officials? No, this isn't something I'm saying, it's very noticeable if you watch cowboy games, week in and out the games are handed to them on a silver platter.



The Giants, well, I think "fluke." I think them making it through the playoffs was a fluke, and they aren't a superbowl caliber team. Just check out the Elie that showed up last night... 3 picks? You can't win doing that, unless you're the cowboys and have the officials call everything your way.


The Redskins, well, they haven't been this consistent or good since the superbowl run of the early 90s. Jason Campbell will develop into a great QB if he keeps it up. He keeps his cool, and just stays in the game. I'm a fan of him. Clinton Portis is leading the league in rushing right now, and the wide receiver team is consistently coming through. The defense is pretty solid. What's the problem? Consistency. As shown in the game against the rams, they didn't start playing until the 4th quarter, and that's how they've played the last 10 years. Every game they win, is by under 5 points. Every game they lose, is usually by 3 points or less. They can come from behind, and they can be beaten from behind very easily, the 4th quarter is always a coin toss, although they've been doing good until the rams game this year. Lets see how Zorn bounces back from that.

Pats suck.

shut the fuck up and talk about ugly chicks

Pats suck.

Well, losing 1 player does make a huge difference, if his name is Tom Brady. Tom Brady is probably my favorite athlete. He is about the game. He never gives up, he WANTS to win. They did lose a few people in the off-season too... I wish they would've picked up Zach Thomas instead of Dallas getting him, that would've been one MEAN defense.

Brady is ultra-important... for the same reason that the Eagles and the Jets are mediocre teams instead of straight up sucking teams--McNabb and Farve. If you have a Farve, a Brady, or a McNabb (on his good days), then you have a chance to win.

Hey, keep fighting, I'm enjoying this.

I can only say "whitepep is a pussy" in so many ways, just like he's limited to attributing my opinion to my menstrual cycle and [somehow] to YZF

Jets won with Chad Pussy Arm Pennington a few years. They went 12-4 with Vinny I'm Old as a fucking dinosaur Testaverde. What makes them mediocore imo is a shitty defense. Losing John Abraham a few years ago kicked their ass. Then Vilma goes to NO. Offensive Line + Defense and the Jets become serious contenders. Eagles need talent at the WR position instead of using Westbrook as a Jack-of-all trades.

I'm a U of M fan, but pretty much hate Tom Brady.

Oh and imagine banging that ugly chick and her eye lids flickering as you hit it. That just struck me as funny for some reason.

Jets won with Chad Pussy Arm Pennington a few years. They went 12-4 with Vinny I'm Old as a fucking dinosaur Testaverde. What makes them mediocore imo is a shitty defense. Losing John Abraham a few years ago kicked their ass. Then Vilma goes to NO. Offensive Line + Defense and the Jets become serious contenders. Eagles need talent at the WR position instead of using Westbrook as a Jack-of-all trades.

I'm a U of M fan, but pretty much hate Tom Brady.

I've felt the Eagles were a strong, and waiting to erupt team for a while. If TO would've been a bit more of a man, they'd probably have been on the superbowl slip at the beginning of the season rather than the cowboys. McNabb just couldn't stay healthy long... I think last year was the first season he really played up to his potential. He's better than Romo. Westbrook is a better all-around player than Marian Barber. Put TO back in there and you've got a superbowl caliber offense all day.

I will say that Jerry Jones does have an eye for talent with free agents though... For everything the Redskins lack in that department, he makes up for it ten-fold.

Queen reminds me of someone, but I can't quite put my finger on it. Srsly.

I'm a pro-football fanatic... I get way to into it. :(

Man I was fucking hoarse the next day from the Dallas/Arizona game. :bigthumb:

Man I was fucking hoarse the next day from the Dallas/Arizona game. :bigthumb:

Exhibit A: The Romo fumble in his own endzone. That was NOT forward motion for an incomplete pass. He went to throw, pulled the ball back into his body securely, then fumbled it. It wasn't anything near a pass. One of the most blatent blown calls I've seen.

Exhibit B: The offsides call at the end of the 4th quarter. Isn't it the officials responsibility to call an injury timeout? That would've stopped the clock, giving the cowboys more time, it wouldn't have hurt them. Instead, the officials drop the ball again, and call a limping guy 20 yards behind the line of scrimmage for offsides in a hurry-up offense.


Like I said, week-in and out the officials pull strings for them. That's the reason Jerry Jones is the only owner in the NFL to come down to the field during close games. He wants his presence known to the officials more than the players/coaches.

Queen reminds me of someone, but I can't quite put my finger on it. Srsly.

She reminds me of this girl Teresa I knew back when I was 18. Same displayed persona. Teresa and I had a falling out though. She dropped out of college and dated some band drummer though. That's not meant as an insult to Queen before anybody thinks that. Just how the story goes. Teresa also had poodle curly hair and was fairly emo/drama queen. I'll try and find a picture so we can make fun of her.

Hahahahahaha. Epic.

http://a221.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/l_249d23a86b6ae10747a51ec1755c227c.jpg

Exhibit A: The Romo fumble in his own endzone. That was NOT forward motion for an incomplete pass. He went to throw, pulled the ball back into his body securely, then fumbled it. It wasn't anything near a pass. One of the most blatent blown calls I've seen.

Man I was so pissed when I saw that, he's out for 4 weeks though so fuck him.


Exhibit B: The offsides call at the end of the 4th quarter. Isn't it the officials responsibility to call an injury timeout? That would've stopped the clock, giving the cowboys more time, it wouldn't have hurt them. Instead, the officials drop the ball again, and call a limping guy 20 yards behind the line of scrimmage for offsides in a hurry-up offense.

If you could call delay of game on a Ref it would have happened. How about Arizona coach calling a timeout as the field goal attempt by Dallas was blocked? Fucking great game.


Like I said, week-in and out the officials pull strings for them. That's the reason Jerry Jones is the only owner in the NFL to come down to the field during close games. He wants his presence known to the officials more than the players/coaches.


He looked completely shitfaced when I watched the highlights.

She likes to argue for entertainment purposes if nothing else. Jumping at her randomly to call her a "dyke" isn't going to go well for you. Don't step on a pitbulls paw.

Hahahahahaha. Epic.

http://a221.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/l_249d23a86b6ae10747a51ec1755c227c.jpg

Another Trap!

Man I was so pissed when I saw that, he's out for 4 weeks though so fuck him.
It was OBVIOUS the officials were pulling crap for them. I mean they overturned a call on the field and ignored the rulebook.




If you could call delay of game on a Ref it would have happened. How about Arizona coach calling a timeout as the field goal attempt by Dallas was blocked? Fucking great game.

I wish they'd stop that shit. In my opinion, it's just unethical and lame. I figured they'd stop doing that crap after Joe Gibbs did it twice in a row last season. NFL rule: You can't call two timeouts in a row. It cost them a huge penalty, put the kicker quite a few yards closer to the goal post and the other team won. He missed the 2nd kick IIRC.

hahahaha. I remember the first time I met her, she openly flaunted the fact she was on birth control. Bill Engvall promptly came and gave her a "Slut" sign.

Hahahahahaha. Epic.

http://a221.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/l_249d23a86b6ae10747a51ec1755c227c.jpg


That bitch has a fivehead.

She had pink panties on once though with low riding jeans and I got a chubby when I saw it. I won't deny it.

Edit: Her ass that is.

That bitch has a fivehead.

:bigthumb: Pube hair too.

way tmi

hahahaha. I remember the first time I met her, she openly flaunted the fact she was on birth control. Bill Engvall promptly came and gave her a "Slut" sign.

Most, not some, MOST, girls are on birth control for reasons other than pregnancy prevention.

Most, not some, MOST, girls are on birth control for reasons other than pregnancy prevention.

Yeah lightened flow and shit. This I know. But ya still don't gotta openly flaunt it to someone you just met.

way tmi

I'll go back in my cave. :\

She looks like a New York Jew.

Yeah lightened flow and shit. This I know. But ya still don't gotta openly flaunt it to someone you just met.

It has a lot to do with horomonal balance... and why not? "I'm on birth control" doesn't mean "I'm a slut."

She looks like a New York Jew.


Proof: Abigail Acero, New York Jew


http://abigailacero.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/abigailacero.221160503_std.jpg

It has a lot to do with horomonal balance... and why not? "I'm on birth control" doesn't mean "I'm a slut."

Neither does "I have a condom in my wallet", but do chicks really want to know it. Knowutmsayin?

She looks like a New York Jew.

I expressed my dislike for jews once and she didn't like it. Was actually part of the reason for the falling out. This makes a lot of sense...

Now she should really remind you of Queen...FIXED

http://i38.tinypic.com/6jiwqp.jpg

I chuckled a little bit.

This thread makes me :rofl:. Nice to see yall are a nice happy family

Yeah lightened flow and shit. This I know. But ya still don't gotta openly flaunt it to someone you just met.

She wanted you to spackle her spot.

wow... so my computer shit itself yesterday evening, this thread was at like two pages then..

Get into work this morning, wonderful! (except for the football chatter.. fucking annoying. I must be the only American man who's not all "kookoo for coco-puffs" over that shit.)

She wanted you to spackle her spot.

For Srs?

wow... so my computer shit itself yesterday evening, this thread was at like two pages then..

Get into work this morning, wonderful! (except for the football chatter.. fucking annoying. I must be the only American man who's not all "kookoo for coco-puffs" over that shit.)

It's a better hobby than smashing random bar chicks. :)

It's a better hobby than smashing random bar chicks. :)

It's a hobby that will keep you from having the opportunity to hit random bar chicks.

I may be wrong, but that hot ass law student down at the end of the bar is not impressed by a bunch of overweight white guys wearing Dolphin's jerseys and going apeshit over the game.

But tell yourself whatever you want, I'm sure a friend will be over with the Miller-Lite to console you before the next big game :bigthumb:

It's a hobby that will keep you from having the opportunity to hit random bar chicks.

I may be wrong, but that hot ass law student down at the end of the bar is not impressed by a bunch of overweight white guys wearing Dolphin's jerseys and going apeshit over the game.

But tell yourself whatever you want, I'm sure a friend will be over with the Miller-Lite to console you before the next big game :bigthumb:

Lol, you can fabricate whatever scenarios you need, but at the end of the day, nothing you say is considered due to who you are. I am not impressed, well impressed isn't the word, I'm just plain apathetic, I do not care about nerds getting ugly chicks drunk and fucking them.

smh at forum drama

Lol, you can fabricate whatever scenarios you need, but at the end of the day, nothing you say is considered due to who you are. I am not impressed, well impressed isn't the word, I'm just plain apathetic, I do not care about nerds getting ugly chicks drunk and fucking them.

What the hell are you on about?

Fabricating scenarios? I never said I pulled law students in bars from my town, that wasn't the point you dolt. (Though, to be honest, I could head to Cambridge for a night out and do just that.) Perhaps my thin layer of suggestion was too much for you. I was not talking about myself, or a situation I've been involved in here (though I *did* get # and e-mail addy from a law student after chatting her up on the train here back in '05. Oh, and she is very cute, we still talk/hang out when in the same area.)

That was 100% about how being obsessed with some professional sport is dumb to anybody who's not also obsessed. Aka, most productive and driven adults who are likely to rise above the middle class.

Nothing I say is considered due to who I am? Considered what?? Lets work on finishing our sentences in a coherent manner.

Impressed? Do you even have any idea what you're talking about?? Go back to your hollow and finish cooking the moonshine.

:40oz:

This is getting good.

What the hell are you on about?

Fabricating scenarios? I never said I pulled law students in bars from my town, that wasn't the point you dolt. (Though, to be honest, I could head to Cambridge for a night out and do just that.) Perhaps my thin layer of suggestion was too much for you. I was not talking about myself, or a situation I've been involved in here (though I *did* get # and e-mail addy from a law student after chatting her up on the train here back in '05. Oh, and she is very cute, we still talk/hang out when in the same area.)

That was 100% about how being obsessed with some professional sport is dumb to anybody who's not also obsessed. Aka, most productive and driven adults who are likely to rise above the middle class.
Comprehension is your friend--check it out.

Nothing I say is considered due to who I am? Considered what?? Lets work on finishing our sentences in a coherent manner.
See above. (Your lack of ability to understand isn't my responsibility. I do not care enough about you to simplify everything to a level that neanderthals are capable of understanding.)

Impressed? Do you even have any idea what you're talking about?? Go back to your hollow and finish cooking the moonshine.
"I am not impressed with you or the lifestyle you ramble about. In fact, impressed is a huge stretch, I don't care period." - Yes, the idea makes perfect sense to those whose reading comprehension is beyond "the cat in the hat."




English mother fucker, do you speak it? - Someone google it and drop it in here, the benefit doesn't yield the effort to me.

whitepep is a grown man with the attitude of a pouting child when people hurt his wittle internet feewings
incorrect.

btw pep, ever seen the weird pics of that guy who took down kimbo 'slice'?



I am a PMSing lesbian

we really don't care. and the joke of you being lezbo has been old the minute your tears dried up. lets get pass the fag jokes, ok fagbot? don't worry, ill find another clever way to stick your ponytail in the ink. it takes time and interest...im lacking both

btw pep, ever seen the weird pics of that guy who took down kimbo 'slice'?


Man I caught that live....I think kimbo was all hype, and got caught cold on the chin. If you look at how much kimbo was out of it, he started wrestling the ref while he was partially out. Even the announcer was calling that at about 1:30 here...LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmaMbfCOyew

Kind of reminds me of Tyson trying to put his mouth piece back in after getting knocked out by Buster D.

check this freak out....
http://deadspin.com/5059233/meet-the-man-who-felled-kimbo

check this freak out....
http://deadspin.com/5059233/meet-the-man-who-felled-kimbo


Oh god my eyes!!!!!
What the fuck is wrong with that dude!

check this freak out....
http://deadspin.com/5059233/meet-the-man-who-felled-kimbo

Bwahahahaha!!

He got his ass beat by a "self-discribed 'Goofy Homo' who wants to open a chain of smoothy shops" :lmfao:

Comprehension is your friend--check it out.
Coherency is not your friend--unfortunately.

(Your lack of ability to understand isn't my responsibility. I do not care enough about you to simplify everything to a level that neanderthals are capable of understanding.)
Your ability (or inability) to deliver a complete thought is your responsibility. It's not my job, as a reader, to descipher your tangent thoughts.


"I am not impressed with you or the lifestyle you ramble about. In fact, impressed is a huge stretch, I don't care period." - Yes, the idea makes perfect sense to those whose reading comprehension is beyond "the cat in the hat."

I'm glad your reading comprehension is, um... up to par. Unfortunately I'm not talking about myself, or the life I live. I'm talking about overweight, middle-aged, lower-middle class men being obsessed with a sport which has NO bearing on their life.

Why the obsession with my life? Are you suddenly beginning to realize that your own life could have had a little more substance to it if you'd done some things differently? Help me out, I'm trying to figure out where you're coming from...

As for reading comprehension... I'm glad your ability is so superior. You have certainly established this as fact, beyond the shadow of a doubt, by correctly quoting yourself...

Before:
I am not impressed, well impressed isn't the word, I'm just plain apathetic, I do not care about nerds getting ugly chicks drunk and fucking them.

After:
"I am not impressed with you or the lifestyle you ramble about. In fact, impressed is a huge stretch, I don't care period."



English mother fucker, do you speak it?
If you want to try playing the "Intellectual Superiority" card then you really might want be sure that you're smarter then the person you're instigating with.

Just a thought.

Wow... just wow... I still say Kimbo slipped and the fight was called due to lack of protection of the face. I doubt it'd happen again, or ever would've happened on the pavement where he learned to fight.

honestly, its instances like that id be on kimbo's side. oh well. you cant win every time.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=389063875


Just to bring the thread back on track and from the dead I found her Myspace page. Tee hee!

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5662/bbcomra8.gif

My god... I thought she was our newest member at first.

Then I noticed the age difference.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5662/bbcomra8.gif

UBERLAWL!!!!! You win a cookie....
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo221/bills4superbowl/cookie.jpg

http://a129.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/87/l_ec019c444b2b31c641154abcb2641fa0.jpg

LOLLERTOWN!!! WTF is wrong with her....srsly.....Something is amiss. She looks like she's having a seizure ALL the time....

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/33/l_6e6318060ebd485793beedc33aa1492d.jpg

Is it me or does it look like she has a huge rooster under the dress....

Paging BATMAN!

I don't understand. How could she be that fucked up looking and still allow so many pictures to be taken of her and put on the internet. Is she going for some sort of sympathy appeal or what? Could she be that oblivious to her aesthetic deficiency?

Dude, as long as she has a twat, if she does in fact have a twat, she will have her vag pounded. You know it; I know it. Let's no longer think about it again.

http://www.dlisted.com/files/caption1110.jpg

Why do I have the feeling that this will get BATMAN going?

http://i37.tinypic.com/9h70ag.gif

just gotta repost

I found this today.......Proof of epic fugly...
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Got_my_girlfriend_to_model_for_my_car

lolololololol. We need an epic thread like that.

lolololololol. We need an epic thread like that.

The thing of it is, the body building forum didn't start it all.

Yeah, I know.

OK...We need to create an epic thread that expands many many many views across the entire interwebz!

Better?

We need to start the trend.

Should we have BATMAN dress in drag and take pictures?

you might enjoy that too much

fap fap fap.

Well we had a pretty good one on the Mark Strong doll, then it was the Mark Strong hairclub ....

I think that we are still waiting on some pictures Marks said that he would post of him and his girlfriend up at the mountains...but that never happened.

And for a BATMAN thread...too much rooster in that possibility.

Maybe we go after Queen?

We should invite Matrix back.

I dunno....


At least fugly has/had a good American Education...


Matrix is still sharpening spears so he can win the war against his neighbors..