http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/od_nm/ukraine_lion_dc;_ylt=AhV9J2EX.WYbpDBPnm0pznqs0NUE; _ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ


KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.

Tsk tsk silly man.

You ain't supposed to test God.

And if you were going to test God, start with something simple, like, "I will jump off this see-saw! God will save me, if he exists!"

Don't mess with the lions until you're an expert at testing God.

do not put the Lord your God to the test

(especially when you have no relationship with Him)


anyone else notice all these bs rules that make it imposible to prove god doesnt exist lol

lmfao, nice post

Tsk tsk silly man.

You ain't supposed to test God.

And if you were going to test God, start with something simple, like, "I will jump off this see-saw! God will save me, if he exists!"

Don't mess with the lions until you're an expert at testing God.

and God wants it that way
[/i]

that's because god is the fail when it comes to taking tests

anyone else notice all these bs rules that make it imposible to prove god doesnt exist lol

exactly!

loopholes everywhere

do not put the Lord your God to the test

(especially when you have no relationship with Him)

So I take it that your faith in God doesn't extend to the lion pit at the zoo??? LOL