Talk your shit here.

Heres the rules :

No threats
No banning of members from Moderators
No talking about other peoples moms ( unless its Marks mom cus shes hot :boobies: :boink: )
no bashing siblings, or significant others
no locking of the thread

Let the shit talking commence...

( lets keep in mind were all friends here and love each other! :grouphug: )

i'll start :

Chris : your cars break befor you get a chance to find out how fast they are
Mark : Sup eminem wannabe? your cars slow.. dont sneeze on it to hard.. ur kit will crack
Josh : yours dont run..
JP accord : honduh.. need i say more ?
Robert : chicken legs....


lets see who else...

Tibby : He likes... well.... i guess you can call it likes.... cats.
Luis : take some prozac dude!
Cody : shit pile stang driver
....


lmao this should be fun

haha, you didn't put me in there. :smoker:

well allen i see that u like sports cars... but guess what they sure aint made for your fat ASS!!!:fruit: i thought u new something about weight reduction eh? I bet that if u removed the entire engine and body and just left yourself with the wheels it would still weight its original weight... why dont you just drive a damn H2 or some shit where u can fit without braking anything! btw your car is prolly one of the slowest out there so i dont know why u are bashing marks! mr. i been trying to turbocharge it for forever!!!

let me know if i broke any of the rules:beer:

lol shut up.. i fit. if im correct your car didnt ever run faster then a 9.8, which is what my current best time is for the 240 :) PUNTA ! and would you look at that gay ass pink typing man... come on....... fruit cake :gay:

91lx - i wouldn't want you within 10 feet of my car cuz you'd probably end up breaking something on it.

9.8=teh slow

WRX = teh ghey

broken trannys from AWD clutch dumps = owned tibby...

broken trannys from AWD clutch dumps = owned tibby...
:i'mwithstegall:

lol shut up.. i fit. if im correct your car didnt ever run faster then a 9.8, which is what my current best time is for the 240 :) PUNTA ! and would you look at that gay ass pink typing man... come on....... fruit cake :gay:

:nopity: My almost 6000lb truck will run with your car. :flipoff:

:nopity: My almost 6000lb truck will run with your car. :flipoff:

umm...if i remember correctly..it was your car that wouldn't start out at Westgate... :dunno: :rolleyes:

Mark
95SE

umm...if i remember correctly..it was your car that wouldn't start out at Westgate... :dunno: :rolleyes:

Mark
95SE
When your car gets into the 8's talk to me then.

What did you run tibby? like low 10s? You should be beating me foo

Talk your shit here.

Heres the rules :

No threats
No banning of members from Moderators
No talking about other peoples moms ( unless its Marks mom cus shes hot :boobies: :boink: )
no bashing siblings, or significant others
no locking of the thread

Let the shit talking commence...

( lets keep in mind were all friends here and love each other! :grouphug: )

i'll start :

Chris : your cars break befor you get a chance to find out how fast they are
Mark : Sup eminem wannabe? your cars slow.. dont sneeze on it to hard.. ur kit will crack
Josh : yours dont run..
JP accord : honduh.. need i say more ?
Robert : poor ****** thinks it's a cadillac


lets see who else...

Tibby : He likes... well.... i guess you can call it likes.... cats.
Luis : take some prozac dude!
Cody : shit pile stang driver
....


lmao this should be fun


^ before the edit ^

Luckily I saw that lil part really late, i'm tired, and got an ass of VB.net programming to do.

If I were easily offended, then that would have pissed me off, like the mexican thread earlier...

This is the part where I go to bed now and think about my paycheck in the morning.

If no offense was meant, then offense is taken....
Nothing further....

BTW, next summer, hopefully, i'll have one of the fastest cars on the boards....but we shall see how "le cash flo" goes

^ before the edit ^

Luckily I saw that lil part really late, i'm tired, and got an ass of VB.net programming to do.

If I were easily offended, then that would have pissed me off, like the mexican thread earlier...

This is the part where I go to bed now and think about my paycheck in the morning.

If no offense was meant, then offense is taken....
Nothing further....

BTW, next summer, hopefully, i'll have one of the fastest cars on the boards....but we shall see how "le cash flo" goes

no offense should be taken...just an old-ass saying...and as for the "fastest car"...what you plan on getting? I know a 3rd gen doesn't have that much "potential"...Seeing as how we have a FD, Vortech SC'ed Stang, WS-6, etc..:)

Mark
95SE

BTW, next summer, hopefully, i'll have one of the fastest cars on the boards....but we shall see how "le cash flo" goes

fine with me as long as I sell you the parts :)

I smell either a 200/240 SX next summer...
4th Gen Lude (H22 only)

Other than that, I hate to say this, but a B16 and a Civic Coupe sounds nice to have, especially with the high rev limit. I'm sellin my current Lude next summer for about 2 grand, so gettin another 2 grand will be easy. That'll determine the car I get and start a project on

When your car gets into the 8's talk to me then.


ohhh...give me a few years..ill have a drag car..and 8s will be with a junkyard motor 350 i built...its almost too easy to run 8s witha junkyard motor put together..:)..

Mark
95SE

Yeah, you're right. My car don't run, as a matter of fact I don't even own a car. I'm fat, I can't drive worth a damn, I can't do too much work on my own car, I'm broke, I flunked out of tech, I don't have a girlfriend, and when I did, she was ugly. :gives: Tell the people something they don't know. I have my friends, I have people who have always been there for me, I have friends that have and will work on my car for no charge out of the goodness of their heart, that are still my friend even though I don't drive a turbo'd car anymore... to them I give the props, and you know who you are... everyone else...FUCK YOU!!!! Wanna talk shit and act like the good guy...I see your other faces...FAGGOT(s)

if i gave a damn...i could run 8's on high boost...hell...probably on street boost

if i gave a damn...i could run 8's on high boost...hell...probably on street boost
you mean like my friend with a 97 eclipse gsx running 18psi daily driver?

LudePower... it was no racial offence directed at you man. like Mark said just an old saying. we cool?



Josh... ur suposed to dis othe rppl not your self !

lmao, josh is cheating a didnt leave anything for anyone else to say

I don't have a girlfriend, and when I did, she was ugly.

i'd have to agree...

Mark
95SE

she was crazy too

yeah we're cool man. none taken....

For some reason, maybe we're all gettin better "united"

:grouphug:

BTW, Sunday I have to work 1:30 to 6:30, so i'll be a lil late for the meet up, but i'm still coming.

honduh? come on you can do better than that lol

Vroom Vroom said the honda as it passed my by...

"Hell naw" said JP, when I waved good bye...

Try as he did, he couldnt keep up, and all I could think was " what a peice of junk.. "

I passed him again as away I sped..
Why are you driving that honda man ??? No brain in your head???

I looked in the mirror and thought " the car looks kinda gay.. "
and away he went... on his ricer way.

Vroom Vroom said the honda as it passed my by...

"Hell naw" said JP, when I waved good bye...

Try as he did, he couldnt keep up, and all I could think was " what a peice of junk.. "

I passed him again as away I sped..
Why are you driving that honda man ??? No brain in your head???

I looked in the mirror and thought " the car looks kinda gay.. "
and away he went... on his ricer way.

if you beat it, it must have been REALLY slow..


PEDRAM:

Osborne Style: I just drank the wrong drink
Osborne Style: the one I drank has been sitting on my desk for days
DeadZenter: hehe
DeadZenter: that man disguised as car seat bit is too funny
Osborne Style: yeah
Osborne Style: thats how you got here isnt it?
DeadZenter: heh
DeadZenter: yah cept i was an airplane seat
DeadZenter: see im smart i picked a plane with the same seat colors as my skin

haha nice little rhyme, my car is actually pretty quick, 0-60 in 5.9 and the farthest possible thing from rice, still enjoyed it though.

damn this is an old thread... funny to look back at this stuff.

shutup ho

yeah cody...quit bumping old ass threads loser...go do a ricer flyby in that phat ass civic with VTAK!!

Mark
95SE

shut up biatch, that civic is faster than your prelude... and its only 97hp... and an automatic. it doesn't even have any carbon fiber all metal and ish. and i dont have a JRSC and some magic VTEC that kicks in at 2500rpm or some castor oil.

At least my car is safe. Half yallz asses got 1st Gen airbagz or don't have airbagz at all, FOOLZ

:D

Its a Cavalier.... if someone hits that thing parts will be flying... A good airbag would be the least of my worrys.

it doesn't even have any carbon fiber all metal and ish. and i dont have a JRSC and some magic VTEC that kicks in at 2500rpm or some castor oil. LMFAO :moon:
Airbags? Who needs airbags? Hell, who needs interior trimmings and amenities at all? You high class whorez. :p

my FC is faster than all of ur hondas :)... and my caprice will smash your hondas and well my 68' camaro stomps every car here in the 1/8th :) 2 bad its gotta be trailored :( 5.76 rear end sucks! only 400 miles on it so ill prolly take out the 496 and the rear end along w/ tranny. sell it all and put in a LS1/LT1 w/ a t-56 setup and some 3.90's. havent broken anything and i think i wanna have it as a daily driver b4 i twist the unibody :(

my civic is for MPG only. if i owned a car with 5.76 gears, it better be running 4s in the 1/8th bc thats the only thing it would be good for.

there arent any 1/4s close 2 me so thats what the car was built for sir :) i would run out of gear and keep bouncing off the rev in the 1/4

my car had 4.10 rear...
1.00 3rd gear ratio...
110mph top speed and trapped 94mph in the 1/8th .

are you running some monster truck tires on that thing... or revving to 10,000rpm (jk, but i am curious)

my FC is faster than all of ur hondas :)... and my caprice will smash your hondas and well my 68' camaro stomps every car here in the 1/8th :) 2 bad its gotta be trailored :( 5.76 rear end sucks! only 400 miles on it so ill prolly take out the 496 and the rear end along w/ tranny. sell it all and put in a LS1/LT1 w/ a t-56 setup and some 3.90's. havent broken anything and i think i wanna have it as a daily driver b4 i twist the unibody :(

Ill take that bet on the caprice Grant :)

Ill take that bet on the caprice Grant :)
OK! :) i have a frame u dont lol ur car go SMUUUUUUSHHHH and krinkle ur car like an ACCORDian

lol i hope u didnt mean RACE lol... i already know the caprice is only 0-60 in 7.0 lol

accord looks a little safer, mang...

http://www.nhtsa.dot.gov/cars/testing/ncap/

well how safe is it when 2 1/2 tons plow into it :) i doubt it highly plus i have a steel frame last of the cars w/ that...

accord looks a little safer, mang...

http://www.nhtsa.dot.gov/cars/testing/ncap/
i know for a fact even my body panels are alot thicker gauge of steel and body structure alot stronger than an accord... thats personal safety... im talkin about car integrity... 3500lbs.. vs 5000lbs... umm lol they dont make cars liek they used to and the 91-96 caprice are the last of its kind... i dont think they will ever make a steel frame car again... everything is all new unibody stuff... sure its awesome for personal safety as it absorbs dmg. hell it saved my life doin 110 in the talon stupid me... i have since changed my ways ALOT. his car is definitly alot more safe personally... but i dunno lol he has so many damn airbags its probally like gettin in the ring for a full boxing match in there when they go off hahaha!

i was just trying to figure out the point of your statements. people drive caprices because they drink a lot of gas, weigh 2.5 tons and the body panels are thicker and stronger than an accord for personal safety if you ever want to plow into one. did i get it all ? plus u can install a lift kit and fit some big ass rims. maybe even some chevy emblems in the vinyl top (when equipped) or on the windows and fit 2.5 more tons of speakers in the trunk :)

lol i hope u didnt mean RACE lol... i already know the caprice is only 0-60 in 7.0 lol

lol yeah i did, i didnt know you literally meant "smash" lol.

i was just trying to figure out the point of your statements. people drive caprices because they drink a lot of gas, weigh 2.5 tons and the body panels are thicker and stronger than an accord for personal safety if you ever want to plow into one. did i get it all ? plus u can install a lift kit and fit some big ass rims. maybe even some chevy emblems in the vinyl top (when equipped) or on the windows and fit 2.5 more tons of speakers in the trunk :)
umm sorry i dont have a box caprice so there is no vinyl top going on buddy... no lift kits either lol... and i say if i can afford the gas why the hell not??? i like big cars

and fit 2.5 more tons of speakers in the trunk :)
I do that in my honda. :wiggle:

And I dont have THAT MANY AIRBAGS....One in the steering wheel, one in the passenger side dash, One for the driver and one for the passenger that come out of the ceiling, one for the driver and one for the passenger that come out of the side of the seats, and two in the back that come out of the ceiling. Now that i think about it.....I do have a shitload of airbags.

u should call them mike tysons :)

there arent any 1/4s close 2 me so thats what the car was built for sir :) i would run out of gear and keep bouncing off the rev in the 1/4

Post some times...


ps I think I might have an fc that is faster...

Post some times...


ps I think I might have an fc that is faster...

i have no times at all yet... engine has just been broken in and we dont have a fuel cell just stock tank sumped and dont have any slicks... the project was dropped due to shortage of funds and me going away in 10 days. my registration was bumped a month so that was the last thing to be worried about thats why i want to sell the whole drivetrain desktop dyno'd at estimated 640rwhp/590rwtq if u know anyone that would like the whole setup im selling the BBC 496/t400 3400 tq converter/5.76 rear i can get more info off the sheets as i did not build the engine or trans. the previous owner had done that and never finished the car so we got it running and added the rear and finished the interior... body is not for sale. asking 10k$ for the entire drivetrain 18k invested in that alone. u can come see/hear it run

also forgot 2 mentions its setup for a 500 shot progress Nx...

how the hell do u think an FC would be faster... structurally the FC is a not a good body at all for drag... u can only go so far with it. and the highest ive heard of a rear going into a stock rear end was a 4.7 and i dont see how a rotary will pull out enough low end torque for a 1/8th.. i may be wrong but also my camaro is in the 3200# body wise

oops gear not rear.. i cant type lol

My fc is faster than your fc...

eh prolly... im only running 300hp/360tq at the crank and stock 4.1 LSD rear... on 265/35/zr17 rears and 225 up front :( no traction at all and 2800-2900# give or take i believe.

damn your drivetrain weighs about as much as my toyota :)