Ryosuke91t 05-15-2006, 03:09 AM i think im in love with donald rumsfeld. i know what ur thinking but he is true american hero. he really inspires me to become a better person. 4 example the other day i saw a black person walking down the street and i was like "omg a negro" but instead of walking on the other side i said "what would rumsfeld do?" so i stayed on the sidewalk. when he came up to me i wanted to show him that i have no problems with people of color so i said "hey" and offered him my spare change before he could even ask. he was so happy that he told me to keep it. there was nothing to worry about after all! so i asked him if he wanted to play jazz at my birthday party, but he said he didnt play jazz. i think he was being shy lol!
That's pretty much it. Oh yeah, I was going to write about how I was going to take away women's right to vote, but that one is pretty obvious since nobody wants women to vote, except for women, and they don't count.
DarkAngelKamui 05-15-2006, 01:40 PM http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/DarkAngelKamui/One%20Liners%20Three/iseewhatyoudidthere-42075.jpg
KatakanaKarl 05-15-2006, 02:48 PM I love Charleton Heston.
http://www.spittingllamas.com/llamatails/image/hestongun.jpg
wonner 05-15-2006, 02:59 PM I love Lamp.
http://www.putnamfurniture.com/gallery/images/lamp1.jpg
KatakanaKarl 05-15-2006, 03:04 PM I don't know what we're yelling about!
wonner 05-15-2006, 03:11 PM I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
KatakanaKarl 05-15-2006, 03:20 PM Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
wonner 05-15-2006, 03:26 PM Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?
KatakanaKarl 05-15-2006, 03:32 PM I ate a whole lot of fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my stomach's itchy.
Ryosuke91t 05-19-2006, 12:29 AM I think I ate your chocolate squirel.
JPAccord 05-19-2006, 05:25 AM Hey Ron, look! I'm riding a furry tractor!
Say No To Pistons 05-19-2006, 03:02 PM im only bumping to push the fuckin noob spam down.
KatakanaKarl 05-19-2006, 11:32 PM im only bumping to push the fuckin noob spam down.
Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.
Ryosuke91t 05-21-2006, 03:54 AM Gonna find my baby, gonna old her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight...
:whipng: :whipng: :whipng: :whipng: :whipng:
:whipng: :whipng: :whipng: :whipng: :whipng:
Say No To Pistons 05-21-2006, 02:23 PM ^ reminds me of holocaust.
Ryosuke91t 05-21-2006, 07:22 PM OMG Huey Lewis and the News are releasing a greatest hits!!!
Fuck yeah! That music makes me feel so good. I listen to them or ealy Metallica right before I go out for some drunken...I mean drinking.
KatakanaKarl 05-21-2006, 10:42 PM OMG Huey Lewis and the News are releasing a greatest hits!!!
Fuck yeah! That music makes me feel so good. I listen to them or ealy Metallica right before I go out for some drunken...I mean drinking.
LOL. I want a new drug.
LOL. I want a new drug.
That isn't drugs... that's the result from years of government cheese consumption.
KatakanaKarl 05-22-2006, 11:08 AM That isn't drugs... that's the result from years of government cheese consumption.
That's the power of love.
Grand Wizard Hornsby 05-23-2006, 02:23 AM homer "ahh! what are you spraying me with..."
alien "RUM!!!! so no one will believe your story!"
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