Suzie’s mother-in-law drops by unannounced one late afternoon. She notices the door open, so she walks right on in. There, lying on the couch is Suzie unclothed and sprawled out.

Mom says “Dear Heavens Suzy! What are you doing?”

Suzy says- “This is my love dress. When Bill comes homes and sees me like this, he lavishes me with attention and spoils me the whole evening! I can get whatever I want.”

The mother-in-law thinks about this for a moment then leaves hurriedly to get home and try this with her husband. A little later, her husband arrives home and sees his wife sprawled out on the couch, wearing nothing but a sly smile.

“What in the Hell are you doing?” he asks.

“I’m wearing my love dress for you!” she replies.

He barks back- “Needs fucking ironing. Where’s dinner?”

come on......... tell us the truth.

This really is ur daily dialogue........ right?

:)

^ No way Jose :rofl:

That would be certain death for moi.
Besides that- My wife is not a tanning goddess. She takes care of herself and is of strong Bavarian stock. Nice, perfect, supple complexion and *cough* other firmities..

(And damnit- she's on vacation with the kid's in Colorado right now..)

I too prefer white meat, not dark meat............ well for the holidays.

dont lie batman, you LOVE the dark meat...... we all know the truth

:lmfao::roll:....that was pretty good. nice one tom.:bigthumb:

LOL. awesome