I was just talking to somone and I thought this would make a great topic...

What is the MEANEST thing you've ever done?

You remeber the possum, right osborne ?


I ran a possum over....


11 times.

I can't think of anything I've done right now (cause i'm such a nice guy) but I did just think of something funny that a brother of mine did the other day.

We have this guy in the frat that is kinda gay and not many people like so this other guy who is cool takes a bottle and fills it up with cold water and throws it on the gay guy in the shower.

The kicker - before he tossed the water on the guy he pissed in the bottle. It was pretty ugly

I'd have to say mine happened this one time my friend Joseph and I were at my other friend's lake house with Allen and some other people.  We took this sailboat out on the lake and went to this tiny island out in the middle.  Everything went fine up until that point.  Well, when we landed on the island I decided I needed a spear (just for the hell of it pretty much).  I picked the biggest, thickest limb around and carved an extremely sharp point on it.  After this was finished we went to explore the island...

About half way around it I heard something rustling to my left and looked over to see a rather large goose coming toward me at an alarm rate of speed for a goose.  After some frantic discussion over what to do with the angry goose I ran out of decision making time and tried to stab it.  I’m not much of a woodsman so needless to say it didn’t work well.  I did however play a lot of baseball when I was little...so I wound up and whacked the thing with every fiber of my being.  First time knocked it back a few feet and it came back for more so I whacked it again in the neck.  Well, that did the trick...its head flopped over and it made the most terrible sound I’ve ever heard in my life and flapped around like a fish out of water.  That was about the time we noticed the large nest in the direction it assaulted us from.  So we decided with all the noise the dying goose was making it was probably a good idea to vacate the island as soon as possible.  My friend ran to the boat and I was behind him when a second goose attacked me...I beat him with the stick too...that learned him RIGHT good.  Anyway, we decided not to tell anyone about it.  Everyone certainly was curious about the terrible dying bird sounds that the whole lake heard for the next 4 days though...

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Stegall @ Jan. 24 2002,12:51)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You remeber the possum, right osborne ?


I ran a possum over....


11 times.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Then he went back and ran another possum over that was eating the first one...

well it isnt THE meanest but it was damn funny, i crushed up a viagra and put it in my buddies drink at work a few days ago. needles to say he went home early. second meanest was i got piis drunk at a party puked and made out with a girl know by all of greenvile and half of the burg without cleaningout my mouth prior. but the bad thing was she didnt care &nbsp; ewwwwwwwwwwwwww <img src="http://www.spartanburgracing.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>

OMG.....ROFLMFAO...OMG....!!!!!! that was hilarious

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (COsborne @ Jan. 24 2002,12:57)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">goose attacked me...I beat him with the stick too...that learned him RIGHT good....</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
LMAO! look out! the killer geese are coming! They're attacking!!! run RUN!!! &nbsp;hahahaha i can just see you going after it w/ that spear! ...lol

Speaking of viagra....I made some tea for this campout that was for a bunch of little kids in my youth group. I put the tea in bottles and each on had 50mg of viagra in them. It was quite funny when half the little boys went to bed early after they had excessive spurts of energy. I was laughing the whole night.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Corban @ Jan. 24 2002,10:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Speaking of viagra....I made some tea for this campout that was for a bunch of little kids in my youth group. I put the tea in bottles and each on had 50mg of viagra in them. It was quite funny when half the little boys went to bed early after they had excessive spurts of energy. I was laughing the whole night.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
If you are't kidding, you need to be in jail. That's f***ed up dog.

lmao &nbsp; that is pretty mean cleatus.