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rxtasy
04-16-2005, 11:21 PM
came in an email:

Subject: Men Never Listen

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was
sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice felling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he
couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a
hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button. "The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

SpartanTS
04-17-2005, 05:50 PM
lol, that was pretty funny

Katana200sx
04-18-2005, 02:15 PM
haha...you never tell someone not to push a button w/out saying why b/c 8/10 times they will

91lx
04-18-2005, 03:10 PM
I figured being in a hospital they could have reattached it.

Etnies_Chic
05-02-2005, 04:31 PM
Haha, ive heard that one before but i still love it.. for the sole purpose that im a girl

-ash

sharo227
05-02-2005, 08:17 PM
haha thats funny

Cosby
05-02-2005, 09:56 PM
So you know 90% of women have intelligent DNA in them?

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