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Join in on this Discussion and see the pictures. Click here-> : I miss Chuck Norris Jokes. Post one up if you know one.


Teh Noob
12-16-2009, 08:16 PM
I haven't heard chuck norris jokes in a long ass time. Kinda starting to miss that shit. Anyone know any good ones?

Vert8813B
12-16-2009, 08:34 PM
I wish I knew some... Man, I'd love to contribute to this forum in a respectful manner.

Alex-7
12-16-2009, 11:37 PM
Damn I'd actually forgot about the chuck norris shit.


My favorite, and the only one I remember is:

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck.

Cosby
12-16-2009, 11:58 PM
haha, did you hear chuck norris' tears cure cancer? Too bad he never cries.

Salem
12-21-2009, 05:46 AM
Lighting doesnt strike the same place twice because it knows chuck norris is looking for it.

chuck norris doesn read books, he stares them down untill he gets the information he wants.

Alex-7
12-21-2009, 08:48 AM
bahahahahahhha!

Those are good ones...

Salem
12-21-2009, 07:39 PM
Theres only one thing that can defeat chuck norris, and that my friend, is a mirror

Salem
12-21-2009, 07:40 PM
unless he roundhouse kickes it firs.t.but chuck norris cant be defeated..thereofre a paradox occurs and the world blows up and everyone dies. except for chuck norris ofcourse.

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