As you wake up and feel your penis in much pain from how much liquid is in your penis regeion. When you stand infront of the tiolet, take a deep breathe and let the pee flow into the tiolet.


My friends, that is a beautiful thing.

i run outside 6am and piss on these ground cover that seem to flourish with my piss.

No joke.

Some plants die, but these ice-plant-like ground cover seem to get darker and fuller leaves when I do that. I guess there are some salts and minerals in the piss.

of course I found out by shear accident.

The only draw back is that my backyard smells like a homeless shelter.

one more thing.......... no animals visit my backyard. even squirrels seem nervous around there.......

i run outside 6am and piss on these ground cover that seem to flourish with my piss.

No joke.

Some plants die, but these ice-plant-like ground cover seem to get darker and fuller leaves when I do that. I guess there are some salts and minerals in the piss.

of course I found out by shear accident.

The only draw back is that my backyard smells like a homeless shelter.

one more thing.......... no animals visit my backyard. even squirrels seem nervous around there.......
I remember right after we bought our house I got up in the middle of the night and took a big leak in the back yard.Just marking the land.

I feel so animal when i do that.

beat my chest.

gooney goo goo

I feel so animal when i do that.

beat my chest.

gooney goo goo


We had a German Shepard once that would freak out and try to cover your piss. Once we knew that we messed with it all the time.

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And who hasn't wanted to do this?


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i had a dog that would worship me.

He'll follow me around into the bathroom and when I'm pissing he'll start drinking from the golden stream.

Needless to say he died from lymphoma a few months ago.

:shocked: :eek: wtf?

I had a duck that followed me around and he would chase the dogs away.

Hey now, can we add the soft felt air that escapes your butthole relieving the pressure built up inside over night?

The things called, Morning Fart?

Now THAT, is also a beautiful thing. :)

were u the first thing that it saw when it hatched?

ducks and most other birds think that the first animated object is their mother.

U can play DUCK DUCK GOOSE by having a group of friends huddle around a hatching duckling.

The first person to move is identified as motha goose.

average person farts 14 times in sleep........

nope, it doesn't matter. Once it spends a lot of time with you it ends up resetting. I've had it happen with a few ducks.

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one more thing.......... no animals visit my backyard. even squirrels seem nervous around there.......


i fell over laughing when i read that... ive done that a couple times now...


only time ive went out back and took one is when someones in the bathroom for 20 friggin hours... *points to wife*

dont you use the tiolet batman?

1/3 acre.

saves $$$ and water.

The other day when my folks visited me, they commented that some animals been pissing in my yard or it must be some strange smelling flowers.

damnit old thread... i knew i remember you saying you piss on your garden somewhere... shit. dont you poundyour chest too? i remember you saying you pound your chest in the morning.

I pound my dick in the morning.

^ thats funny. the first thing i do is scratch my no no place.