|
|
$100T2 02-02-2006, 10:22 PM A boy comes home from school and goes up to his mother:
"Mom, I just had sex with my teacher."
His mother is obviously upset, and says, "You just wait until your father gets home!"
So, his father comes home, and the boy comes up to him, "Dad, I just had sex with my teacher."
The father says, "Hey! That's my boy! Way to go! Let's go get some ice cream!"
The kid is totally stoked.
So, they're out, having their ice cream, when Dad says, "Hey, is there anything else I can get you? How about a new bicycle?"
The son looks at him and says, "Nah... My ass is still sore."
sir rupert hobo 02-02-2006, 10:24 PM bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahah ahahaaaa!!!!
i saw it coming the whole way!
Carbine 556 02-02-2006, 10:26 PM ive read it before, but i still laugh everytime
on a side not, doc i tried sending you a pm, but your box was full, can you change my username to Devildog?
Name changes on TFL aren't allowed.
Carbine 556 02-02-2006, 10:29 PM says the guy thats had like 6 of them
aznpoopy 02-02-2006, 10:34 PM L O L
Carbine 556 02-02-2006, 10:35 PM lets see you had,
1.Zero Cylinder
2.King
3.Faggot
4.Zero
??5. Emperor?? was that ever one here or just Aim?
I recall none of the above
rodney87 02-02-2006, 11:13 PM You think thats bad? My mom pulled out the "why'd the chicken cross the road---- to get to the other slide" joke one night. And she was serious :twitch:
$100T2 02-02-2006, 11:20 PM So, this man's wife was in a coma for 5 years. He visited her every day, hoping she would recover. One day, the nurse asked him to step outside so she could clean her up and give her a sponge bath.
Suddenly, the nurse bolted from the room and found the husband.
"Come quick, come quick! When I was giving your wife a sponge bath and rubbed it over her genitals, she actually started to react! I think that with oral sex, she might come out of her coma!"
The man is elated, and decides to go in the room. "Remember, oral sex should do the trick!" the nurse calls to him.
The man goes in and closes the door. Two minutes later, all the alarms go off on the equipment monitoring his wife as she flatlines.
The nurse busts in and sees the man pulling up his pants. "What's going on in here? I told you oral sex would probably bring her out of her coma."
The man looks at her and says, "She must have gagged on it."
You can thank my Dad for that one, too.
rx-7_Z06 02-03-2006, 04:18 AM your dad has some good jokes.
hahahahahaha
$100T2 02-03-2006, 08:10 AM your dad has some good jokes.
hahahahahaha
He's a pretty fuckin' cool guy.
Savington 02-03-2006, 08:02 PM $100T2, this explains a lot. :)
Cosby 02-04-2006, 11:41 AM :)
|