http://www.rx7club.com/showthread.php?t=576339

Oh man. That thread made baby Jesus cry.

Oh man. That thread made baby Jesus cry.

its not every day that one of my ex's goes on to a forum like that and tells everyone i have a huge penis.:peace:

Holly crap. I didn't get to that part.

its not every day that one of my ex's goes on to a forum like that and tells everyone i have a huge penis.:peace:

Yeah maybe she will tell them I do too.

Holly crap. I didn't get to that part.

LOL I was talking to her on aim and she said she saw the thread and replied. I thought shit i just got owned by an ex.:owned: Turns out she didnt do it. I may have also put it in her ear but that was just funny and she learned a lesson too so it works out well.

Eye patch chick is kinda hot... kinda reminds me of that chick that was on mydeathspace.com that got into a car accident... was thrown on the road... and dragged by a car 300 yards.. sad.

LOL I was talking to her on aim and she said she saw the thread and replied. I thought shit i just got owned by an ex.:owned: Turns out she didnt do it. I may have also put it in her ear but that was just funny and she learned a lesson too so it works out well.
You talk to your ex?

You talk to your ex?

Most of them. The last one is still being emo which is funny because she is the one that broke it off with me blah blah blah i could go on but i wont. Either way yes i still talk to most of them. I am actually going to see a couple of them in texas after i attend my cousins wedding. Hopefully they will still be single and :boobies:

Their backup....gotcha.

Their backup....gotcha.

Its not really planned that way. I mean the ones i talk to we are still really good friends. The ones in texas i only get to see about once a year if that(havent been down there in 2 years) and they usually just want to see it again.... And it goes uphill from there.

That's cool. I can't be friends with girls. I'm not saying this because I'm married, but because most of them don't have the same interests. Most of the girls I meet are boring compared to my buddies.

Paula is actually more fun than most of my friends. Hell, she's into cars, guns, roadtrips...etc. She's also into that girly crap, but that side of her only comes out when her girlfriends are around.

That's cool. I can't be friends with girls. I'm not saying this because I'm married, but because most of them don't have the same interests. Most of the girls I meet are boring compared to my buddies.

Paula is actually more fun than most of my friends. Hell, she's into cars, guns, roadtrips...etc. She's also into that girly crap, but that side of her only comes out when her girlfriends are around.

I knew a girl in texas that looks just like her. Same name too. But this was about 5 years ago.

So i guess i can tell you guys the PIIDE story here.

That chick that replied in the thread was messaging me on aim telling me she wanted to give me head. I was just trying to mess with her and said its going to take more then that to get me to invite you over. She said i swallow too. I sent her a link from mapquest to get to my place. She got here and just like a woman started trying to play hard to get... I kind of got pissed and just whipped it out. She then covered her face and said no i dont do that. So i said you can do it or you can always go home. She stayed laying there so i then bet her i could make her uncover her face with out touching her with my hands. She said if you can i will do what i said in the begining. I then stuck the tip in her ear she jumped and uncovered her face then proceeded as promised.

I call BS and say that was YOU posting as her.

I call BS and say that was YOU posting as her.

+1 thats what I thought too.

OH...they're calling you out man.

Her screen name is her AIM name. I can remember the website she has. Not that kind of site.

whats her SN?

whats her SN?

Really you have to ask that question?!?!?:eek:

I dont feel like reading the whole thread obviously. so im assuming that youre talking about a hot chick with a screenname... so... j00 gimme.

I dont feel like reading the whole thread obviously. so im assuming that youre talking about a hot chick with a screenname... so... j00 gimme.


Whole thread? It was the third reply.:owned:

Yeah. j00 gimme.

Its called Aural Sex. Try not to pronounce it "oral" or the [owner of the ear] might get confused !

Well i thought i would bring this one back from the dead.


So i just got back from getting my lunch and i told my ex i was back on aim. I may have mistyped and said i am black but this is what she said.

Pretty Waste: LMAO
blackramair98: what?
blackramair98: I am back
Pretty Waste: Nothing.
blackramair98: what?
Pretty Waste: Hung like a black dude.
Pretty Waste: Its not that I'm too good for buttsecks, You're too big for buttsecks

It just keeps getting funnier and funnier.

Pretty Waste: You're not getting anywhere near my butt, with your big ol penis, Thats just asking for me to walk funny.
Pretty Waste: You can fucking quote that.

pics?

pics?

You first.:boobies:

I post pics. You can ask anyone here. It's your turn buddy.

I post pics. You can ask anyone here. It's your turn buddy.

yeah but for me to get pics i would have to go back and have sex with her and i dont know if i want to.

:roll:

:roll:

What she is an ex for a reason. Do i really risk her thinking i want her again just to get you a quick pic and me a quickie?

Our thread is longer than the thread it is about

Our thread is longer than the thread it is about

Because i would get banned for my updates.

Pretty Waste: Hung like a black dude.
Pretty Waste: Its not that I'm too good for buttsecks, You're too big for buttsecks

:bsmeter:

:bsmeter:

lol You guys have her SN have fun.