and im about to crash on this keybnoard. damn alcohol cockblocked tonight

:owned:

Pics?

^i wish i ha a digital camera

Fight it man! Don't let the sauce get to you! There's B that needs PIIDing.

i dont have da cajones to do nething to unconcious girls =/ haha

Coward.

Be a man. She's passed out. In the morning, blame the ass pain on the booze.

haahha

reminds me of my friend. her ventalation w/e its called thing in her bathroom broke and after an hour of hot showering. she passed out... and the worst part is.. her dad had to carry her out... ew.

Up until ShortRound's post, this thread contained much win and awesome.

Now it is made of Faggot and Fail.





btw... I second the pics request :boobies:

reminds me of my friend. her ventalation w/e its called thing in her bathroom broke and after an hour of hot showering. she passed out... and the worst part is.. her dad had to carry her out... ew.

getting owned the admins again eh?

o man, shes gone now....no more drinking for a while....sorry to disapoint ya'll, i didnt do any unconcious PIIDB's

^ shame on you....you should punch your self in the testicles

There's always next time.

And next time, you'd better man up!

Up until ShortRound's post, this thread contained much win and awesome.

Now it is made of Faggot and Fail.





btw... I second the pics request :boobies:
since when do nekkid passed out teenage girls are gay?

I think he meant the whole father finding his daughter naked thing.

Although some people might actually find that kinda stuff arousing...

thats still not gay.

It's incest-o-rific!

^ correct.

if my g/f was passed out drunk in the floor...i would kick that drunk slut to the curb..

you're attracted to that shit?

ill pass on the drunk sluts...ill pass on any whore who drinks...

Mark
95SE

It's incest-o-rific!

LOLZ. Sounds like a japanese fap comic.

if my g/f was passed out drunk in the floor...i would kick that drunk slut to the curb..

you're attracted to that shit?

ill pass on the drunk sluts...ill pass on any whore who drinks...

Mark
95SE

Damn, man... Talking about jumping to the worst case scenario... lol

Maybe she just wanted to have a fun night and went a bit overboard? No need to call her a slut for it :teeth:

Damn, man... Talking about jumping to the worst case scenario... lol

Maybe she just wanted to have a fun night and went a bit overboard? No need to call her a slut for it :teeth:
I agree...someone has no experience with women.

+3.

nothing wrong with getting drunk once in a while, especially if you have a reliable s/o who can take care of you.

^ true true, that was pretty much the case. and sorry "powder" lol im not into incest-o-mania

It's not like he said 'my GF is drunk and offering to blow everybody" or something, being drunk doesn't make her a slut, plus sometimes the bathroom floor just looks comfortable....

plus sometimes the bathroom floor just looks comfortable....
:werd:

plus sometimes the bathroom floor just looks comfortable....

lords knows ive been there.......many a time.....

in fact, ive passed out on several different types of floors in my day, including but not limited too, the TV room, the kitchen, and halfway between my brothers room and the hallway (these were all back in HS tho, ive since limited my passing out to beds, couches, and sometimes cars.)

If u are drinking to a point where u are passing out then ur on the path to getting this:

http://www.healingdaily.com/conditions/cirrhosis-liver.jpg

http://www.meddean.luc.edu/lumen/MedEd/orfpath/images/fig78x.jpg

^^^

But you can just drink four cups of coffee a day, and it reduces your risk of cirrhosis by 80%, right?

what about the other 20%?

u think drunk people, esp. ones that are passed out will make an effort to drink that much coffee on a religious level?

drunk people already pee a large amount.. imagin how much theyll pee when they drink4 cups of coffee a day!!

what about the other 20%?

u think drunk people, esp. ones that are passed out will make an effort to drink that much coffee on a religious level?

If they're drunks, they probably have a tendency to get addicted to stuff. Could be they're already addicted to caffeine anyway, and already drink a shitload of coffee.

Plus, isn't coffee supposed to be a hangover remedy?

As for the other 20%, sucks to be them.

drunk people already pee a large amount.. imagin how much theyll pee when they drink4 cups of coffee a day!!

Their chances of getting cirrhosis might go down, but their chances of developing kidney stones will probably skyrocket.

LOLz.

I have such good control that I can insert erect penis in warm wet hole and pee.

It's funny when u pull it out and she is peein, only difference is that it's ur pee and she can't stop it from flowing.

:rofl: LOLZ :rofl:

Long live BATMAN! King of the Insane!

i call it ghetto organic douche.

You could market that shit, and make tons of moneys.

I have such good control that I can insert erect penis in warm wet hole and pee.

It's funny when u pull it out and she is peein, only difference is that it's ur pee and she can't stop it from flowing.


I think we need a vid of you doing that.

negative ghostrider.

sick

from the king of sick

Ephesians 5

For you were once darkness, but now you are light in the Lord. Live as children of light (for the fruit of the light consists in all goodness, righteousness and truth) and find out what pleases the Lord. Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them. For it is shameful even to mention what the disobedient do in secret. But everything exposed by the light becomes visible.



So does that mean it is wrong to nail your drunk girlfriend or to pee in her?

and?

PIDB.

Pee in da butt.

Batman im scared to ask if uve actually pissed in a girl before

Batman im scared to ask if uve actually pissed in a girl before

He's the goddamned BATMAN! He does whatever the fuck he wants, and that's the way it should be!

i haven't done the butt, since a river of chunks may ensue.

She has to hold still or it's going to be hard to pee with her writhing around.

crazy sexual asians :rofl: ... wtf? why would yzf be in here. crazy bible thumper :rofl:

he's trying to save me ................. and the rest of ya'll.

doesnt seem like its working.... at all.. but he wont stop trying. awesome... yzf awesome..

you know...

a saying around the oilfield for the longest time has been "I'd pee in her butt."

and another one is "Slicker'n cum on a gold tooth."

or "Better'n a blowjob without dentures."

you know...

a saying around the oilfield for the longest time has been "I'd pee in her butt."

and another one is "Slicker'n cum on a gold tooth."

or "Better'n a blowjob without dentures."

:lmfao: