So my bud and I, we buy us a bottle of everclear, to make up a batch of romulan ale. So, we have a bit of everclear left, so we decide to go spit some fireballs. Since I usually do the fireball spitting, he says he'll go first this time, for a change.

Well, he didn't do it quite right. He caught his face on fire, and now the skin is peeling off around his mouth. He also caught my deck and lawn on fire as well.

Moral of the story, everclear is bad around an open flame. If you're going to spit fire, use something less than 190 proof.

151 maybe? I've always wanted to try it.

hmm... sounds dangerous... nah im gona pussy out. pics?

151 maybe? I've always wanted to try it.

The romulan ale itself is 133 proof. I usually use it for fireballs, it works pretty well.

hmm... sounds dangerous... nah im gona pussy out. pics?

How could you get everclear anyway, huh Short Round? LOL.

No pics. All his skin has already peeled off. Now we're pretty drunk on gin and tonic/martinis, so I'm not gonna try to handle my $400 camera, and possibly break it.

i have connections dude.. its nyc man... wtfbbq.

i have connections dude.. its nyc man... wtfbbq.

How much do you weigh boy?

I've spit everclear fireballs a hundred times (even inside a friend's house). obviously he used WAY too much and didnt blow it hard enough. Where in nc are you from?

I've spit everclear fireballs a hundred times (even inside a friend's house). obviously he used WAY too much and didnt blow it hard enough. Where in nc are you from?

Hillsborough, near Chapel Hill.

It was about a 1/4 shot he spit. It didn't help that I spilled a bit on his hand when I was pouring it either.

Honestly, we have to start thinking better before we do stuff. Eventually we're going to get ourselves killed.

Normal conversation:

"Hey, you know what would be a good idea?"

"What?"

"Let's rob a bank!"

"Brilliant!"

We never go through with it if it's too crazy, of course, but sometimes the idea isn't so crazy (like spitting fireballs), so we push the boundaries a bit.

And I just found out we have molasses in the house. When the fuck did I buy molasses?

what is romulan ale and how do you make it?

i have connections dude.. its nyc man... wtfbbq.



by connections he means sucking dick

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what is romulan ale and how do you make it?

Equal parts everclear, bacardi 151, and blue curacao.

I use 375 bottles, and mix them in a 1 liter bottle. Stick it in the freezer for a few hours, then start throwin' back some shots. It'll fuck you up pretty bad, although not as bad as pure 151 or everclear.

The curacao gives is a distinct orange flavor. If you're not into burning your esophogas, you can mix a jigger with a can of sprite. It'll taste the same, minus the burn.

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