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Cosby 08-11-2005, 05:53 PM The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK
Carbine 556 08-11-2005, 05:57 PM ummm no scott......
wonner 08-11-2005, 05:58 PM .......
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK
:roll: :lmfao: :rofl:
cool3865 08-11-2005, 07:26 PM sad thing is......if we really did that it would be over in about a week
razorback 08-11-2005, 07:31 PM you forgot south carolina there buddy;)
Scarabe 08-11-2005, 07:42 PM sad thing is......if we really did that it would be over in about a week
I don't think so, it would be impossible to transport enough beer into Iraq, forcing them to head home within 12 hrs.
I think I saw something like that on "South Park", the fat kid got the south to rise-up again, but then they ran outta beer.
AmishBoy 08-11-2005, 07:44 PM WHAT.................... They killed DALE!
The ARMY does need to change things. They could start a hunting lodge type thing. They could fly you to Iraq, Iran, Syria whatever and set you up in a blind with food and ammo. It would be great, because I have things to do I can't sign back up for another 4 years.
razorback 08-11-2005, 07:46 PM yeah and they like and fund jeff gordon.
(is he still the hated guy in nascar? i dont follow it so i dont know)
AmishBoy 08-11-2005, 07:48 PM yeah and they like and fund jeff gordon.
(is he still the hated guy in nascar? i dont follow it so i dont know)
OH HELL NO.................Thats going to far!
NUKE EM .................!!!!!!!!!!!
1 bad 7 08-11-2005, 10:03 PM Why the fuck is Missouri on there :mad:
Wait a minute...
FUUUUUUUCK :(
viperkillerwannabe 08-11-2005, 10:56 PM Why the fuck is Missouri on there :mad:
Wait a minute...
FUUUUUUUCK :(
Sorry man, we've almost got the worst kind here.
1 bad 7 08-12-2005, 12:19 AM Depends. Having lived in West County my entire life, I've been in a pretty "NASCAR free" zone. If I go too far south or north, though... it's a different story. And going outside the boundries of St. Louis is just plain scary. :eek:
Supper 08-12-2005, 10:07 AM They wouldn't even have to go through that.
Most of the people I know, all the gov't would have to say is:
"Okay boys, we are buying you plane tickets, giving you military issue weaponry, and giving you all the ammo you need."
and it would be over in a couple weeks. Granted there wouldn't be much left alive over there, but the problem would be taken care of.
all I would say is "Show me where to sign."
meddle 08-12-2005, 10:44 AM Depends. Having lived in West County my entire life, I've been in a pretty "NASCAR free" zone. If I go too far south or north, though... it's a different story. And going outside the boundries of St. Louis is just plain scary. :eek:
Think methco and cranklin county.
Tofuball 03-31-2008, 08:47 AM I don't think so, it would be impossible to transport enough beer into Iraq, forcing them to head home within 12 hrs.
I think I saw something like that on "South Park", the fat kid got the south to rise-up again, but then they ran outta beer.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN!!!
Alex-7 03-31-2008, 11:09 AM LoooooooooooL :roll:
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