so yeah - I went to a halloween party last night dressed as an SS officer.

So there I was in the wool and leather uniform, bedecked in medals and badges. A couple of people asked "So are you a Neo-nazi?" to which I'd point out "Why not ask that guy dressed as a demon if he's a Satanist. Or those zombies over there if they're into voodoo. It's a scary costume, not a political statement."

But overwhelmingly people were coming up to get their pics taken with me, etc. This one short, busty blonde dressed as a naughty cop and another French Maid kept following me around, cuddling up, etc. I was making out with the blonde 'cop' when she whispered in my ear that she's jewish and has always found SS uniforms to be a real turn-on. Gave me her phone number and email address.

Strange. Kinda hot, but strange.

so yeah - I went to a halloween party last night dressed as an SS officer.

So there I was in the wool and leather uniform, bedecked in medals and badges. A couple of people asked "So are you a Neo-nazi?" to which I'd point out "Why not ask that guy dressed as a demon if he's a Satanist. Or those zombies over there if they're into voodoo. It's a scary costume, not a political statement."

But overwhelmingly people were coming up to get their pics taken with me, etc. This one short, busty blonde dressed as a naughty cop and another French Maid kept following me around, cuddling up, etc. I was making out with the blonde 'cop' when she whispered in my ear that she's jewish and has always found SS uniforms to be a real turn-on. Gave me her phone number and email address.

Strange. Kinda hot, but strange.

Sounds like a trap. Go for it.

a blonde jew? whats next, she had a small nose and wasn't cheap?

Usually dressing a SS trooper is asking for trouble, but everything worked out in the end.

Elmo is a pimp
http://www.theforumlounge.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2256&stc=1&d=1193612643

Did they tickle Elmo?

I was thinking of dressing up as a hasidic jew this year. No need for a costume since i made up my mind about Fright Fest.

looks like you're skilled at picking up chicks who look like Perez Hilton.. good work

so yeah - I went to a halloween party last night dressed as an SS officer.

So there I was in the wool and leather uniform, bedecked in medals and badges. A couple of people asked "So are you a Neo-nazi?" to which I'd point out "Why not ask that guy dressed as a demon if he's a Satanist. Or those zombies over there if they're into voodoo. It's a scary costume, not a political statement."

But overwhelmingly people were coming up to get their pics taken with me, etc. This one short, busty blonde dressed as a naughty cop and another French Maid kept following me around, cuddling up, etc. I was making out with the blonde 'cop' when she whispered in my ear that she's jewish and has always found SS uniforms to be a real turn-on. Gave me her phone number and email address.

Strange. Kinda hot, but strange.


this is blasphemy! this is madness!!! how can you post a story like that without pics???

Elmo is a pimp
http://www.theforumlounge.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2256&stc=1&d=1193612643

Why is there a hand blocking my view of the right-sided chick's boob?:nopity:

Man, I have no idea where there is a hand there..

Why is there a hand blocking my view of the right-sided chick's boob?:nopity:

Closer...look closer...

this is blasphemy! this is madness!!! how can you post a story like that without pics???

been doing low carb for the past half year, and went off it last week so I could enjoy beer at the parties. Instant 15 lb bloating. last thing I need is for you lot to photoshop my puffy face! lol

Man, I have no idea where there is a hand there..

it's holding a camera.

^^^ Everyone wants a piece.

I would also like to add, if I saw some dude dressed up as SS officer in a Halloween party, I run home, grab my hunting knife and straight up stab that dude.

I just need to do somehting.

all these BS replys and no one asks the real question. so, are you going to call her?

i went to a halloween kegger over the weekend. i was a boondock saint. i didnt get to dress as well as id of liked, but some people knew what i was. it was fun.

pics or it never happened...man law or something

^^that's it Manlaw.....Pic by the first page or permaban from the forum you can't get banned from......AKA YZF'd

^^that's it Manlaw.....Pic by the first page or permaban from the forum you can't get banned from......AKA YZF'd

LOLZ!




Mark sucks.