Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: K.B
K.B: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello k.b
K.B: Hello.
You: I saw the acronym "PIIDB" earlier, and i'm not sure what that means.
You: can you help me figure it out?
You: are you there?
K.B: Yes. I have already answered your question with the first link.
You: okay 1 second please
You: PIIDB Practice Implementation Indicator Data Base... that doesn't make ANY sense in the context it was used in
You: is there a possibility there is another meaning?
K.B: Anything is possible.
You: Then you finding a meaning that makes an ounce of sense in the context used is a possibility then?
K.B: I don't need to know the context.
K.B: I assume this is what you were actually after?
You: oh wow, it means "put it in da butt"... that makes more sense
K.B: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: but what is "it" and why would you insert it in ones' anus?
K.B: Is there anything else I can find for you?
You: i guess "it" could be anything right?
You: clowns, asparagus, hot wheels cars
K.B: I don't feel like playing the prank game tonight. Are you done?
You: excuse me?
K.B: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

You rated this result: BAD

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SandraS
SandraS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello sandras, is this confidential?
SandraS: Hello
SandraS: well not really its subject to my supervisors to review
You: I'd rather not my friends find out that I'm interested in penis size
You: okay, but no one else can see this right?
SandraS: not on my end no.
SandraS: Im searching for you now.
You: a/s/l
SandraS: this is a search engine not a chat room or a dating site. would you like me to continue?
You: i sure don't want you to stop, this is great.
SandraS: ok
SandraS: Did these sites help your search?
SandraS: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: hang on 1 second please
You: just curious, in your personal experience, have you noticed trends in races in relation to penis size?
SandraS: I cant answer those things.
SandraS: have a great day.
You: The human penis is both longer and thicker than that of any other primate both in absolute terms and in relative size compared to the rest of the body
SandraS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

You rated this result: BAD

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PawelP
PawelP: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: what's your name?
PawelP: Hello
PawelP: Pawel
PawelP: How can I help you today
You: what's your real name?
PawelP: Pawel
You: is there anyone there named john or something regular
You: put him on the keyboard plz
PawelP: Im sorry I cant transfer you to a specific person.
You: oh, for personal reasons that i'd rather not discuss, may i call you "john" for short?
You: please
You: sorry, i have a disorder
PawelP: Uhm..alright
You: thanks john
PawelP: What can I help you find?
You: okay john, i have a question
You: who is the world record holder for most internet forum posts?
PawelP: Sorry but theres no way for tracking that.
PawelP: of*
You: do you know if there are any plans to build a machine to track that?
You: hey john, do you post on internet forums? just curious.
PawelP: Not really no.
PawelP: And I doubt anyone would make a program like that.


He wouldn't respond anymore =[

You should ask if they're "sand ******s" in India.

ahaha i did the sand ****** thing... it was pretty funny.. then this happened:

Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides.

If you feel that you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at abuse_resolution@chacha.com with a request for re-entry to our site.

We appreciate your feedback. Thank you.

Your location is: 152.xx.xx.xx

That happened when i asked for info on a "swollen penis".

lol, the convo was pretty good too.. he said "im sorry racial terms wont go through the search filter", so i asked to search for "sand spooks", he said the same, so i asked for "sand porch monkeys", then he smacked me down.

LOL. I asked for "Free porn", and the operator said he's not allowed to search for "adult materials". So i said "then do the best you can to satisfy my hunger for some fappage". I gotta hand it to him, he came up with pretty good Google videos.

ahahahaha.... post some convos.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RobinB
You: hello
You: hello?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LindaG
LindaG: Welcome to ChaCha!
LindaG: hello.
LindaG: what information are you looking for?
You: i found an alligator in my backyard lake
You: its still outside
You: i dont know what to do
You: hello?
You: i need some help ASAP
You: hello?!
LindaG: sorry...i don't know much about this...i'll transfer you to a different guide.
You: what?
You: ive been transfered 3 times arleady
LindaG: i think it's because this isn't the best way to get help with that.
You: what should i do?
You: the alligator is outside in my freaking back yard
LindaG: however, my system isn't working. i can't transfer you.
You: i am scared to go out
LindaG: suggest you call 911 for emergencies.
LindaG: Thank you for using ChaCha!
You: what?
Status: Session ended.

I don't know if it's me or them. But it seems like they're not responding to me.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: chadb
chadb: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello?
You: are you there?
chadb: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

ahahahaha holy shit this chick was cool as fuck, i asked for "videos":

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Sheryla
Sheryla: Welcome to ChaCha!
Sheryla: Hello
You: he sheryla, let's chacha
You: hey*
Sheryla: What kind of videos are you into?
Sheryla: What do you like the best?
You: girls
You: sexy ones
You: with voluptuous breasts and apple bottoms
Sheryla: I have just the thing for you
Sheryla: One moment please
You: you're great, i cant wait

[this is what she linked here] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcpbIQZeUQk

You: oh wow, that's really not my type of girl
Sheryla: Describe your type
You: they must look like kirk cameron from growing pains, except voluptuos breasts and apple bottoms
Sheryla: White girls, okay
You: sheryla, just a question... not to get personal, but waht do you look like?
Sheryla: I look like the black girl from malibu most wanted, I get that a lot
You: LOL
You: that was in scary movie also?
Sheryla: Yes
Sheryla: People tell me that all the time
You: i wish i looked like the rapper from malibus most wanted, he is hott
Sheryla: Lol I think so too, I even joined his myspace :P
You: what's your myspace?
Sheryla: Sherylxoxo
You: ok hang on
You: ok hang on
You: myspace.com/sherylxoxo is invalid
Sheryla: what?
Sheryla: It is set to private
Sheryla: Maybe that's the problem
You: nah, it's been deleted
You: maybe someone stole your megahurtz
Sheryla: I hope not
Sheryla: Myspace messes up a lot
You: because immigrants are programming on it.
Sheryla: That's not nice: P
You: you should come visit a forum i post on
You: www.theforumlounge.com
You: my name is "say no to stalking" because i'm a stalker
You: plz come join
You: it's a great forum.
Sheryla: Okay I'll check it out
You: k i must go now in my search for videos of kirk cameron as a female, thank you for your help sheryla
Sheryla: Okay, Happy Holidays : )
Sheryla: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: brittanyd
You: hello?
brittanyd: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: oh pelase answer me
brittanyd: Hello
You: ie been transfered and everything
You: omg
You: the last person wouldnt answer me
You: look heres the thing
brittanyd: What can i get for you?
brittanyd: Ok
You: im like seeing things everywhere
You: and like omg..
brittanyd: Ok
You: i dont know if im crazy or whatever
You: but im seeing things... like swirly things int he air
You: i dont know if im going crazy or whatever
You: is your real name brittany?
brittanyd: Are the big or little swirly things?
brittanyd: Yes it is
You: omg... brittany you gotta help me
You: its driving me crazy
You: its like white and i get dizzy
brittanyd: Are they big or little?
brittanyd: Oh
You: i dont know! theyre everywhere
brittanyd: Did ya take anything?
You: i dont know if its in my mind or whatever
You: i took some pills
You: like... mydol?
brittanyd: Ok i dont think midol will do that to you..
You: what is going on?
You: i'm throwing up and having cramps
brittanyd: Let me get some informaiton for you on hulucinateing
You: thank you
You: please come back quick... i think im going to die or something
You: hello?
You: i cant breathe
You: the air is so thin
brittanyd: I here..
brittanyd: Mabey you should call actual help..
You: like?
You: i cant think of anything
You: i can hardly read you because i'm dizzy
brittanyd: haha 911 if its that bad
You: please help me brittany
You: seriously
You: no i cant call 911
brittanyd: Why not/>
You: personal reasons
You: please you gotta help me on this
brittanyd: Are you sure you didnt take anything?
You: just recommend something for me to take or something
You: i took midol
You: im going to frekaing die
brittanyd: heres one on awirly patterns
You: what do you think is wrong with me?
brittanyd: Umm Not sure,
You: i think im dying
You: im pale
You: im really really pale
You: my hands are numb
You: im only 19
You: im not ready to die
You: please help me
brittanyd: Go to the hospital
You: no i cant do that
You: i cant call 911
You: i cant go tot he hospital
You: please help me brittany
brittanyd: Theres nothing i can really do for you sorry.
brittanyd: But give you informaiton
brittanyd: On halucinations
brittanyd: Are these results sufficient?
You: i hope i make it till xmas
You: i want ot spend time with my family
brittanyd: I hope you do..and even longer
brittanyd: Anything else tonight?
You: i dont think so
brittanyd: Okhave a great night! hope you feel better
You: thanks anyways
You: ok
brittanyd: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

:rofl:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ConnieB
ConnieB: Welcome to ChaCha!
ConnieB: Hi there! I will be assisting you with your search today!
You: hello
ConnieB: What can I help you wtih?
You: look
ConnieB: Hello.
You: my docter saids i got two weeks
You: i dont know what to do
You: theres so much left to do
ConnieB: Oh I'm so sorry to hear that.
ConnieB: What can I do to help you?
You: im looking for someone to talk to
You: i lost all my friends
ConnieB: Male or female...
ConnieB: Why?
You: my parents passed awayw hen i was 7
You: female... male... it doesnt matter
ConnieB: They werent much of a friend if they leave you now.
You: is connie your real name?
ConnieB: Have you tried Chat rooms?
ConnieB: Yes it is.
You: i dont want to chat in chatrooms
ConnieB: Oh I see.
You: theyre either a bunch of a-holes
You: or fakers
ConnieB: True and liars.
ConnieB: right
ConnieB: May I ask your age?
You: im 19
ConnieB: You are so young. What sickness do you have?
You: lung cancer
ConnieB: Oh my Im so sorry.
You: if you dont mind telling me
You: whats your sex?
You: and how old are you?
ConnieB: I am female straight and 40
ConnieB: married tho.
You: at least i can make it pass christmas
You: and maybe new years
ConnieB: Yes you can. Sure you will.
ConnieB: Dont you have any family at all.
You: no
You: im staying in the hospital after christmas
ConnieB: So you are there now?
You: no
You: im at home
ConnieB: Are you taking treatments
You: it wont help
You: its too late
ConnieB: Why did you lose your friends?
You: i dont know
ConnieB: What is it you want to do now?
You: i dont know
You: what is left to do
ConnieB: Seek God I would be.
You: i guess that helps
ConnieB: Are you a believer?
You: i got one friend left
You: his name is Mark
ConnieB: Thats right he is your friend too.
You: we're christians
You: mark is my best friend
ConnieB: Wonderful praise the Lord...so you get to go Home...
You: thanks anyways
You: have a good holiday... i guess ill talk to mark
ConnieB: You are about to graduate my friend to a better life.
ConnieB: Do not be sad.
You: ill try
ConnieB: God needs you. Take care bye now.
ConnieB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Alright guys. You can actually look at their pics and profiles. Like BrittanyD for example.

http://underground.chacha.com/guide/guide_profile/34956

After you're done with the session and the "Rate Me" window pops up, just click on their names for the profile..

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AshleyL
AshleyL: Welcome to ChaCha!
AshleyL: Hello, how can I help you?
You: wassup girl, Im looking for a really funny video to cheer me up
AshleyL: ok let me see what i can find for you
You: great
You: Is that a funny one?
You: Whats your favorite
You: I need someone good at the interweb
AshleyL: theres many on there
You: but it will take FOREVER to find a good one
You: and Im bad at internet
AshleyL: watch some on stupid videos
You: what about videos of those girls from the rap videos on BET shakin some booty?
AshleyL: ok on moment pleae
You: thanks
You: haha you should watch the treadmill trouble video on that fabric site. That's a funny one
AshleyL: how are these"booties"
You: terrific. I'm a white guy but man I love a great booty
AshleyL: good for you
AshleyL: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
AshleyL: i added some shakira too
You: nope, thanks
You: oh sweet
AshleyL: Have a great night and Happy Holidays!
You: you too!
AshleyL: Your very welcome, thanks for trying ChaCha!
You: I think you dig me
You: chicks dig me
AshleyL: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
AshleyL: ya i do;0
AshleyL: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.



RESULTS:

1. Funny Videos, Funny Movies, Funny Video Clips Open 'Funny Videos, Funny Movies, Funny Video Clips' in a new window
Funny Videos, Funny Movies, Funny Video Clips
http://www.holylemon.com/
2. Mystery Fabric What' is a Mystery Fabric? - Saturday, December 23, 2006 Open 'Mystery Fabric What' is a Mystery Fabric? - Saturday, December 23, 2006' in a new window
Mystery Fabric What' is a Mystery Fabric? - Saturday, December 23, 2006
http://www.mysteryfabric.com/MysteryFabric/?section=cot
3. StupidVideos.com - Stupid Videos, Funny Videos, Joke Clips, Viral Videos, Funny Pictures Open 'StupidVideos.com - Stupid Videos, Funny Videos, Joke Clips, Viral Videos, Funny Pictures' in a new window
StupidVideos.com - Stupid Videos, Funny Videos, Joke Clips, Viral Videos, Funny Pictures
http://www.stupidvideos.com/
4. Girls shaking it at show - 99 Rides - Videos of your rides Open 'Girls shaking it at show - 99 Rides - Videos of your rides' in a new window
Girls shaking it at show - 99 Rides - Videos of your rides
http://www.99rides.com/videos/Girls/Girls_shaking_it_at_show
5. Dailymotion - Share Your Booty Videos Open 'Dailymotion - Share Your Booty Videos' in a new window
Dailymotion - Share Your Booty Videos
http://www.dailymotion.com/tag/booty
6. UnCut Video - Now Playing "booty shaking" Open 'UnCut Video - Now Playing
UnCut Video - Now Playing "booty shaking"
http://uncutvideo.aol.com/videos/76b4a289e2483d5043e12835d10e3965
7. booty shaking videos - Google Search Open 'booty shaking videos - Google Search' in a new window
Waiting for http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsVyMeKX2vU...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsVyMeKX2vU

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Shaye
Shaye: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
Shaye: Welcome to ChaCha my name is Shay and I will be you guide today!
You: ok
You: heres the deal
You: im 16
You: looking for a girl friend
Shaye: No problem I can help you! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: sweet!
You: i never knew they had 16 year olds on online dating websites
You: do they?
Shaye: Are these results sufficient?
Shaye: I am thinking all you have to do is register on them.
You: one minute
You: let me see
Shaye: do you have yahoo or aim
You: yes i have aim
You: hmm i have to be 18
You: for the match.com
Shaye: for which one
You: and the other dating websites
Shaye: ok sy hun
You: sy hun?
Shaye: if you have yahoo and aim you know that you can go in the rooms and meet folks
Shaye: Sorry hun!
You: nah... most of them are old men
Shaye: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: and dirty fat dudes
Shaye: no for real it is not
Shaye: I am not much older than you and they work
You: have you tried?
You: are you a chick?
Shaye: i meet good folks and network there
Shaye: yes I am
You: you must be hot... are ya? :
You: do you have a myspace?
Shaye: I have tried the long distance relationship and have met many folks who I am still cool with to this day
Shaye: lol, I don't judge myself and no don't have myspace yet but my pics are on yahoo
You: you got a nice name
You: whats your yahoo?
You: how old are you?
Shaye: thanks hun well if you have that then you just may be able to find me on yahoo
Shaye: shay80ev
Shaye: 26
You: are you hot?
Shaye: you have to judge that for yourself
You: lol
You: how do i look at your pics?
Shaye: if u add me you will be able to see me
You: i dont even know how to work yahoo
Shaye: do you have yahoo instant messengar
You: nope
You: i only have AIM
Shaye: if you don't just download it add my name and you can see them
Shaye: i dont know how to send them to you on aim sorry hun
You: lol, youre so cute
You: calling me hun
Shaye: thanks, it is habit forming!
You: ok
You: thats it
Shaye: rate me and download it and holler at me there!
Shaye: what's it
You: laters!
Shaye: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


Pics.
http://new.photos.yahoo.com/shay80ev/album/576460762354581709

The best one yet :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Dr. MarioL
Dr. MarioL: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
Dr. MarioL: Hi, how are you?
You: what kind of docter are you?
You: im fine, you?
Dr. MarioL: Divinity
You: are you a relationship docter?
Dr. MarioL: well relationship counseling in in my field
You: whats your sex?
Dr. MarioL: Sex, or preference?
Dr. MarioL: Becuase my name is Mario
You: ohh
You: how old are you?
Dr. MarioL: I am a heterosexual male.
You: so you must bag a lot of chicks
Dr. MarioL: 30's
You: do ya?
Dr. MarioL: I date but I wouldn't put it in those terms.
You: i mean... come on... you must know how to work it to be a "docter" eh?
Dr. MarioL: Why do you ask?
You: i wanna learn your game
You: you know how to work the bat?
Dr. MarioL: Do you?
You: im not a pro at it
You: are you?
Dr. MarioL: what makes a person a Pro?
You: can you make chicks scream your name in bed?
You: can you satisfy a chick to her limits?
You: can you take her to heaven?
Dr. MarioL: Would you feel more atequate if women screamed your name?
You: dont know
You: you tell me
You: youre the docter
Dr. MarioL: adequate^
You: what do you do to a girl in bed
You: to really satisfy her?
Dr. MarioL: I'm not the one looking for a girlfriend.
Dr. MarioL: Thants whay I'm asking.
You: i was joking
You: but nows the serious question
You: how do you satisfy a girl in bed?
Dr. MarioL: Believe it or not each woman is different and you should ask your partner what feels good to her.
You: does size matter?
Dr. MarioL: but that all I can talk about this topic times up.
You: wait
You: no no
You: you gotta help me out here
You: do you have to be "cawked, lawked, and ready to rawk"?
You: ya know... a big one?
Dr. MarioL: Communication is the key with each partner. the rest is up to you.
Dr. MarioL: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

he seems wise.

You: they must look like kirk cameron from growing pains, except voluptuos breasts and apple bottoms

:rofl::rofl:

i was bored, so heres mine

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Bobbi A
Bobbi A: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey
Bobbi A: Hi!
Bobbi A: What can I search for you on cow today?
You: im on my grandma's farm and i need to figure out how to milk a cow
You: the cow is like... dying
You: or whatever
Bobbi A: I do not understand what you mean?
You: i tried pulling on the stuff under it but milk wont come out
Bobbi A: You are trying to find out how to milk a cow?
You: its making alot of noise and i think its too full of milk and whatever cows get full of
You: yea
Bobbi A: Okay, one moment please....
You: it wont die will it?
Bobbi A: I hope not. Maybe you should call the vet.
You: its xmas
You: and its freakin arkansas
You: lol
You: im like 30 miles away
Bobbi A: There are emergency vets that are open.
You: dood, i just need to milk it
You: thanks neway
You: i dont think this is helping
You: i thought it was supposed to squirt out
Bobbi A: Did you look at the sites and do they help?
You: its pooped on itself
You: theres crap everywhere
Bobbi A: You should really call an emergency vet.
Bobbi A: You have your computer in your barn?
You: no
You: its in the house
You: the cow is on the porch
Bobbi A: Maybe you should bring it in where it is warm.
You: i cant drag it
You: it wont get up
You: its screaming and pooping and i dont know what to do
Bobbi A: I would call the vet.
Bobbi A: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: ionno
Bobbi A: You have a good night and good luck with your cow! Bye. :)
Bobbi A: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Lol... this shit is a civil suit waiting to happen.

"maybe you should bring the cow in your house."

You: i cant drag it
You: it wont get up
You: its screaming and pooping and i dont know what to do

LMFAO!!!

I think they know 99% of the customers are assholes trying to play with them by now. It's even posted on rx8club.

I got kicked off on my first try. :owned:

I was transfered twice, then banned.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SandraM
SandraM: Welcome to ChaCha!
SandraM: Hello
You: yes. can you rad my search?
SandraM: yes I can read your search
You: I am looking for holocaust photos that can also be used as porn.
Status: Session ended.

Guide Results and Web Results page 1 of 1 for auschwitz photos suitable for mastubation

1. DMOZ open directory project Open 'DMOZ open directory project' in a new window
Human-edited directory of the web
http://search.dmoz.org/cgi-bin/search?search=auschwitz photos suitable for mastubation
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Dr. Mario
Dr. Mario : Welcome to ChaCha!
You: is there anything for me?
You: im sick of women with limbs.
You: make those amputees hot ones too please.
Dr. Mario : I cant sorry
You: I'll beat off to a decent quad too.
Dr. Mario : Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

You: I am looking for holocaust photos that can also be used as porn.

Status: Session ended.




:roll:

this is my best so far...

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CynthiaB
CynthiaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
CynthiaB: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
CynthiaB: Good afternoon
CynthiaB: You searching for kitten infomation?
CynthiaB: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: I need to find where this kitten is i may have accidentally hurt so i can help it
CynthiaB: Sorry to hear you lost your kitten.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BillR
BillR: Welcome to ChaCha!
BillR: Hello
You: helle
BillR: What would you like to know about kitens
You: i need to find out where the kittens that are hurt go
You: i just didnt realize that it hurts them
You: i must have taken a whole LOAD out by now!
BillR: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: yeah,
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Guide not located.


Guide Session
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MelissaM
MelissaM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
MelissaM: hello
MelissaM: how can i help you today?
You: where do hurt kittens go?
MelissaM: the vet
You: i think i may have inderectly hurt a whole LOAD of them by now!
You: i feel so bad!
MelissaM: take them to the vet
You: so i should go to the vet... what do i say? i dont have them but want to appologize
MelissaM: where are they?
You: i just found out that it kills them when you do that
MelissaM: you should getthem and take them to the vet
MelissaM: what is wrong with them?
You: i dont really know where they are... could you tell me how it works? how does god select the ones he kills?
You: im kinda embarrased
You: i masturbated
MelissaM: no need to be
You: i wouldnt have done it if i realized
You: im only 14
You: my mom told me
You: that they die
MelissaM: how did that hurt cats?
You: she said god kills them
You: when you do that
MelissaM: she just said that to make you stop that isn't really true
You: well WTF!
You: thats crappy!
MelissaM: it is
You: maybe she was mad i was wearing her undees
MelissaM: well that ismore than i need to know perhaps you should talk to her
You: bout what?
MelissaM: ask her why she lied to you
You: well, thats a start. should everyone that was there be invloved in the truth or just me... i mean she lied to others as well...
MelissaM: just you and her
You: should i tell my friends? can i still do it?
MelissaM: that is up to you i cant really answer that
You: i mean it wont kill cats right so i can still do it? it wont kill anything or make me loose eyesight?
MelissaM: nope you won't loose eyesite either
MelissaM: nor will it kill anything
You: well isnt that just the .... im going to grab my wankle. thanks for the help!!!
MelissaM: welcome have a good day
MelissaM: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Dr. Mario
Dr. Mario : Welcome to ChaCha!
You: is there anything for me?
You: im sick of women with limbs.
You: make those amputees hot ones too please.
Dr. Mario : I cant sorry
You: I'll beat off to a decent quad too.
Dr. Mario : Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Hahhaha. We had the same operator.

lol@god kills a kitten, nice.

lmao@kittens im laughing so hard ive got hicups