bless us with your female presence... seriously, where are the girls around here? too much malevolent male energy



"hey man, let's compete"
"compete for what?"
"you know.. the 'title'"
"what title??"
"THE title, man, come on"
"oh right! the title!!, yeah lets fight!!"

yea well, the fact that the forum has become one massive pissing contest at Biblefest 2007 might sort of drive away the people with vaginas and/or cerebral hemispheres
just a theory, though

I think that this forum in general is pretty much the exact opposite of vagina. I would never show a girl that I am a member of this site.

Hi Queen. I think what you are trying to say is that Jesus Christ committed suicide by allowing puny humans to kill him. You know, if he was god and all and can stop the killing at any instant. Yes, indeed, Jesus did kill himself. Wow huh? I like your style girl.

ya shes entirely right

I think I know what a vagina is, but what is a cerebral hemisphere? A celebration of Earth?

This forum and that geeky anime fest are in the top running for "Best Vagina Repellent".

i missed a geeky anime fest???
SHIT! ! !

Frankly, I'm amazed that this forum has any women at all.

and u the bible to drive them out....

i missed a geeky anime fest???
SHIT! ! !



Man, I'm really starting to not like you.

;)

Frankly, I'm amazed that this forum has any women at all.
same here

I think that this forum in general is pretty much the exact opposite of vagina. I would never show a girl that I am a member of this site.

I've shown it to my girl, but won't let her read sex and relationships.

wuss

is this the official leghump queen thread???

You guys are pathetic...( shit! I even posted....damn it!)

I've shown it to my girl, but won't let her read sex and relationships.

Doesn't "she" control the mouse?

Doesn't "she" control the mouse?

zing!

is this the official leghump queen thread???

You guys are pathetic...( shit! I even posted....damn it!)
one of us, one of us, one of us

Doesn't "she" control the mouse?

You gotta be 18 to go there, so I don't let her.

Seems to me the porn section could fulfill the only "need" for females most of you have.. unless of course you'd like me to swoon over your victories in the pissing contests, or you just need something to leghump

The sex section is a pissing contest. It's all about how awesome you perform.

Sounds like someone needs to make a thread dedicated for women. Queen here can spearhead ideas and post topics that will arouse not only men's intellect, but increase female traffic in here as well. And of course make her Mod so she can delete postings that has depressing biblical implications to them. Basically extending YZF's bachelor's life for another 10 years.

That would be pretty lame, my girlfriend said today that the most important things to a woman are as follows: purses, makeup, shoes, and toilet paper.

And she is right, always. So that would mean four threads.

if you pull the skin of you ballls over your dick you can make a man pussy, not a mangina mind you

^ Either you have one abnormally small dick (otherwise known as pissballs [ your dick is so small, when you piss, you piss on your balls]) or some abnormally saggy balls.

I think that this forum in general is pretty much the exact opposite of vagina. I would never show a girl that I am a member of this site.

Whenever I catch my wife looking over my shoulder when I'm on TFL, I beat her like a woman who made too much food for dinner.

Whenever I catch my wife looking over my shoulder when I'm on TFL, I beat her like a woman who made too much food for dinner.

LOL! :bigthumb: +1!

Seems to me the porn section could fulfill the only "need" for females most of you have.. unless of course you'd like me to swoon over your victories in the pissing contests, or you just need something to leghump


She's definitely got everyone's number on here.

She's definitely got everyone's number on here.

Everyone?

no, that's queen playing her standard prissy condescending bs trump card

I think she's insecure in real life

now if that isnt the pot calling the kettle black....

no, that's queen playing her standard prissy condescending bs trump card

I think she's insecure in real life


Prissy maybe, but she certainly doesn't come off as insecure to me.

Prissy maybe, but she certainly doesn't come off as insecure to me.

+1

Well every girl I have ever known has had some sort of insecurities to an extent. Queen however doesn't seem like she would be topping that list.

typical chicks arent smart enough for the forum

no, that's queen playing her standard prissy condescending bs trump card

I think she's insecure in real life

simple minded people make simple minded assumptions about others

you've never met me, you don't have the slightest clue


typical chicks arent smart enough for the forum

You think they could rival AmishBoy? (<3 AmishBoy)

Holy Crap, Womenfolk!

I'm bookmarking this thread.

^ Either you have one abnormally small dick (otherwise known as pissballs [ your dick is so small, when you piss, you piss on your balls]) or some abnormally saggy balls.


Deffinitly not pissballs but pretty saggy, yes

Wait did i miss leg humping again? Shit!

Tony- I'm here for the gang bang. Hello. Hello.
Dammit!!

mmmmm.. queen. and i don't mean the band shes named after

sure you dont ;)

Tony- I'm here for the gang bang. Hello. Hello.
Dammit!!

Speaking of i dont think i am going to make it out at the end of the month.
I will let you know for sure in about a week but right now i cant make it.

Thanks for letting me know. I think we are heading out to the 1/8th of mile in the middle of July for a "daily driver shootout."

Thanks for letting me know. I think we are heading out to the 1/8th of mile in the middle of July for a "daily driver shootout."

Yeah the headstuds and headgasket that were supposed to go in two week still havent been installed. I still need to ship my ecu out to have the new EM installed on it and also my intercooler is still sitting at Virtual Works racing waiting on the owner to finish changing up one of my end tanks. If all goes retardedly well i can make it. But its not looking good so far.

I knew someone would knee jerk that one, but in your case, I label your posts left field/dumb because, 9 times out of 10, they are
nvmd

nvmd

I believe this is what you meant to say.


http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p133/tinman2020/stupid%20stuff/pot-kettle-black.jpg

UGH!!!!

a

lol what. is happening here?

Well me and Rigo are talking about going to the drag strip at the end of the month. YZFR1 is still acting like himself. Queen is dropping in little smartass remarks here and there and everyone is coming in for the gang bang.

I'm here. Now stop ruining my thread and worship me.

Queen, out of sheer curiosity, what do you do exactly? I either never knew or don't remember the story of how you ended up here.

lol

Queen used to date Zero. Zero was on the other board. We migrated here from the other place.

What broke you G rated lovers up?

Queen used to date Zero. Zero was on the other board. We migrated here from the other place.

The only thing i dont believe about this statement is you dated a girl.

What broke you G rated lovers up?

I tried to piidb...

j/k.

Wow someone added a rep point for me but left no comment. Jerks.

Queen, out of sheer curiosity, what do you do exactly? I either never knew or don't remember the story of how you ended up here.

I thought we all ended up here only because we're trolls, but I'm working on my B.S. and I work in a neuroscience lab and I don't really give a shit about cars.
But I think I was trolling about on 7club one day, likely making fun of Christi aka the Cryptkeeper, when SNTP pmed me and told me to come here, so I drug Zero along..yes, it's my fault :p

lol@people's reactions when i showed up... fucking classic.

I really used to fuck up anything on the internet that i got involved in... great entertainment.

I thought we all ended up here only because we're trolls, but I'm working on my B.S. and I work in a neuroscience lab and I don't really give a shit about cars.
But I think I was trolling about on 7club one day, likely making fun of Christi aka the Cryptkeeper, when SNTP pmed me and told me to come here, so I drug Zero along..yes, it's my fault :p


I'd like to thank you for reminding about Christi, and now that picture of her that someone posted. I swear to God, that vagina started the Cold War.

But cool, I was just wondering. I remember the Zero part.

Way to blow it Zero. :D

lol@people's reactions when i showed up... fucking classic.

I really used to fuck up anything on the internet that i got involved in... great entertainment.


It's a fine art really, not too many people respect the ability to lay waste to every thread that you set foot in.

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p133/tinman2020/stupid%20stuff/gif/motorboat_6_2.gif

How far is stupisfuckingville from niglanta?


I feel a beautiful love in this thread

One of my goals in life is not to have to tell my kids that their mom and I met over the internet.

time for thread death...

http://www.theforumlounge.com/d/249-4/Christi4.jpg

does it count as posting nudes in STB when you can't tell it's female?

Someone should poison the kool aid in atlanta.

time for thread death...

http://www.theforumlounge.com/d/249-4/Christi4.jpg

does it count as posting nudes in STB when you can't tell it's female?
hahahahaha... fucking a...

1: cryptkeeper covering nipples
2: vagina

post now thx

Jesus fucking Christ.

:boobies: :scratch:

lol@people's reactions when i showed up... fucking classic.

I really used to fuck up anything on the internet that i got involved in... great entertainment.


ahh the good old days when you could say ******
and I don't have the cryptkeeper nipples anymore. I'm pretty sure I deleted it because I didn't enjoy vomiting every time I opened my photobucket.. same reason I won't post the vag pic. I don't like puke =(

Someone should poison the kool aid in atlanta.


:bubbrubb:

ahh the good old days when you could say ******


One of the greatest things about this place and the only reason trafic was so high during katrina.

edited niggar doesn't suit the character of the forum.

The only thing i dont believe about this statement is you dated a girl.

:rofl:

haha now I'm reminded as why i got my name to grand wizard with a lot of stupid and moronic things to say... i'm satirically pokin fun of all these racists' daddies!!

I'd bet that if you showed 25 people that picture of Christi's vag, 24 of them would vomit or cry.

Someone should poison the kool aid in atlanta.



I don't know if you've been through metro Atlanta lately, but there certainly isn't a shortage of kool-aid down here.

Hey, you like Lamb of God by any chance, seeing as how they are from Richmond and all? They are playing at The Tabernacle here in August and I'm gonna go see them again.

haha now I'm reminded as why i got my name to grand wizard with a lot of stupid and moronic things to say... i'm satirically pokin fun of all these racists' daddies!!


WE ALL KNOW THAT.

You're not revealing anything. yet, in every thread you "come clean" like you just pulled a fast one on us.

Nah I don't like metalcore at all... They all seem like talentless assclowns and all sound the same... The closest I come is a couple of mudvayne songs, but he actually sings instead of yells during those.

Those guys are all actually ridiculously good musicians, used to play a lot of math metal in the 90's.

WE ALL KNOW THAT.

You're not revealing anything. yet, in every thread you "come clean" like you just pulled a fast one on us.

lol
a glimpse of the way things used to be <3

Those guys are all actually ridiculously good musicians, used to play a lot of math metal in the 90's.

I had just heard a few of their songs and it was just loud screaming, couldn't understand anything being said... but that's my general impression of metal core. I'm all for hard rock and metal... just like the vocalist to actually sing.

I had just heard a few of their songs and it was just loud screaming, couldn't understand anything being said... but that's my general impression of metal core. I'm all for hard rock and metal... just like the vocalist to actually sing.


Yeah understandable. They do scream quite a bit. I actually don't pay much attention to the vocals in the songs, I like seeing them live to watch their drummer because the guy is an animal.

Oh, btw... I was on 85N from charlotte to greensboro saturday and saw a big ass burn spot in the road/concrete... was that were the honda burned?

No it was outside of Greenville

I saw a big ass billboard with a ribbon for VT on 85S right as I got into charlotte... that's pretty cool, didn't realize the impact was that big.

the way things used to be


:crying:

Yeah I saw that too on my drive back down here. Hell man, Wake Forest was damn near shut down when that happened as well, people were freaking out.

This entire region is still painted maroon and orange. I was amazed to see a billboard that far away though.

Pretty much everyone that I knew at school had some sort of connection to VT one way or another. My idiot ex-girlfriend graduated from VT actually. As soon as she heard about what was going on she hopped in the car to head up there, despite me insisting that it was a bad idea.

I went up there the next day just to see shit... I had to give a guy ride about 5 miles from there, so I was like what the hell and went over.

I'm sure it was a madhouse.

:crying:

there is always hope :yesnod:


http://theforumlounge.com/thread9430-free-site-passwords-for-you-all.html

there is always hope :yesnod:


http://theforumlounge.com/thread9430-free-site-passwords-for-you-all.html


Yikes!

A little fresh material like that and we're back in business.

Queen here's a question for you: What is with that extreme angle on you avatar and which dude is your boyfriend on here? I konw here's here, cause I can smell him. I smell stinky and grime.

I smell stinky and grime.


I bet that's fried rice and bare feet you smell, gookula.

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/lol-46383.jpg

I bet that's fried rice and bare feet you smell, gookula.
http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/6838/speedracerloljp2.gif

http://www.pictures.vaty.net/uploaded_images/lol-732655.jpg

Wow... What the fuck is wrong with you?

Are you still surprised by the people on this forum?

I think he needs a drink

btw, whoever gave me bad rep on my awesome Christi post, this is for you

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b261/QueenOTW/0a44606f.jpg

rotten Teenage boy titties ftl.

Queen you asshole. Its like a bad wreck. I know i dont want to look but i cant help but stare. Damn it.

bahahaha

I had a dream that Christi's tits set my face on fire last night.

"dream"?

Maybe I worded that wrong. But it started out as a dream, everything was going real well. Then Christi somehow appeared. I blame you for all of this by the way.

Maybe I worded that wrong. But it started out as a dream, everything was going real well. Then Christi somehow appeared. I blame you for all of this by the way.

Yeah sounds alot like a Nightmare to me. Did she have a mask on or was it a horrible one where you saw her face?

always a pleasure to ruin someone's day :D
and if he only saw her chest, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have realized it was even female
(assuming that the vagina didn't pop up, since you would've had a stroke in your sleep and wouldn't be alive to tell the tale)

Yeah sounds alot like a Nightmare to me. Did she have a mask on or was it a horrible one where you saw her face?


Oh no, I saw her thick glasses and autism stare through the whole thing.

Thanks Queen, I appreciate it.

Thanks Queen, I appreciate it.

Forget sleeping for the rest of the week huh?

don't picture her hairy womanparts tonight as you're falling asleep!

I just finished a double header softball game, trying to throw back a couple of beers so I can drift into sleep and hopefully not think of Christi ever again.

don't picture her hairy womanparts tonight as you're falling asleep!


Blocking that out right now!

mmm hairy hotdogs

son of a bitch

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/11/web/443000-443999/443455_1_full.jpg

I hope she's green this time.

Twins

http://www.cineol.net/images/noticias/Cameos/MrDeeds_2.jpg

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