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$100T2
07-08-2006, 10:29 AM
A Portland, Ore. man has filed a lawsuit for $832 million, saying he is tired of being mistaken for Michael Jordan, according to KGW-TV.

The television station's Web site says Allen Heckard filed the suit against His Airness and Nike founder Phil Knight on June 29 in county court, claiming to have been mistaken for the basketball legend nearly every day for the past 15 years.


And he's tired of it.

"I'm constantly being accused of looking like Michael and it makes it very uncomfortable for me," Heckard reportedly said.

Heckard apparently is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury, emotional pain and suffering. He is suing Knight for defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the world's most famous athletes.

Heckard, who stands slightly taller than 6 feet, says many people miss the fact that he is roughly six inches shorter than Jordan.

But Heckard bears a physical resemblance to Jordan because he has a shaved head, an earring in his left ear, and is in good physical shape — from playing basketball.

"Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan)," Heckard said.

Wouldn't most people consider that a compliment?

"Yes, don't get me wrong it's definitely a positive thing, because Michael, like I say is one of the best ball players that I've known to play the game. But then again, that's Michael and I'm me. So I want to be recognized as me just like Michael's being recognized as Michael."

The television station apparently caught Heckard wearing blue Air Jordan tennis shoes.

Is Heckard trying to look like Jordan?

No.

"They're very comfortable shoes to play ball in," said Heckard. "I play a lot of basketball and any other shoes I try to play in tend to hurt the bottom of my feet."

What made Heckard decide to file suit against Jordan and Knight for $416 million each?

"Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to."

vrooom305
07-08-2006, 10:41 AM
just as I suspected he's a NIGGA!
http://www.wfaa.com/s/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/L_IMAGE.10c152b4e38.93.88.fa.d0.3150f8e1.jpg

$100T2
07-08-2006, 10:43 AM
just as I suspected he's a NIGGA!
http://www.wfaa.com/s/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/L_IMAGE.10c152b4e38.93.88.fa.d0.3150f8e1.jpg

First of all, it's a frivolous lawsuit, he just wants his 15 seconds of fame.

Second, he's deliberately trying to look like Jordan. Tired of looking like him? Lose the fucking earring, stop shaving your head, grow a beard. Done!

aznpoopy
07-08-2006, 12:39 PM
lol. he doesn't even look like him...

c00lduke
07-08-2006, 12:40 PM
I can see it a little bit. I really dont think i would get too excited if I saw him.

vrooom305
07-08-2006, 12:44 PM
after squinting a little bit the guy looks like a Wesly Snipes with down-syndrom

SpartanTS
07-08-2006, 01:27 PM
I seriously doubt anyone with eyes would mistake him for Michael Jordan. Other than a bald head and dark skin, there is no resemblence.

He needs to ditch the earring. Of all types, he has a hoop, just like Jordan. :rolleyes:

rtryb2200
07-09-2006, 03:07 AM
Not even close!

rxtasy
07-09-2006, 06:11 AM
he wanna look like mike.........he wanna be like mike. guess if he had the cha ching like mike it'd be ok.

GSL-T2
07-09-2006, 10:46 AM
durr all black people look alike

edit- twas a joke

Supper
07-09-2006, 11:18 AM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a303/Sup1661/1dd728f8.gif

R281
07-09-2006, 11:27 AM
:roll:


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