Some of you may remember the water all in the face + cab of the dumb bitch i got before....

Here's part 2...

I get pretty damn tired of driving in rush hour daily with morons that cause traffic jams and hold everyone up by doing stupid shit.

So.... Before I get into the city, I'm on the highway going 60, with a big ass silverado beside me... 2 lane highway, each way.

Here comes a cavalier right out in front of me, with a plain view of me coming. She just pulled right out with the mentality of "oh well, they'll slow down."

I got down on the brakes, slowed down to about 30mph and go into the other lane, and pass her...

A few minutes later i see her coming up behind me. So I cut her off, then block her in with a car running 50mph for about 2 minutes. She's riding my ass, and moving her fat arms around.

I'm like k... and go on about my business.

We get into traffic... stop light, after stop light....

The bitch rolls by and looks at me in this disgusted face of "Learn to drive."

So I politely wave my hand in a smartass manner.

She flicks me off, and gets pretty raged...

Now the topper..... THE DUMB BITCH WAS DRIVING A COMPANY CAR WITH THE PHONE NUMBER, LOGO, BUSINESS NAME, AND ADDRESS ON EACH SIDE OF THE CAR.

So I pull up beside her, and let her see me putting the phone number into my phone.

I then drive off, and call the company, and explain to them that it isn't good for company image to have their employees flick people off in traffic.

The guy was like "what, who what" So I told him the license plate, the car description, + that a fat woman was driving.

He asked "Alright sir, where did this happen at?"

Asked me a couple more questions, and then told me that he would definitely see that this is taken care of and apologized to me several times.



Lesson learned: Be on your best behavior while in company vehicles. There's some vindictive assholes out there.

:rolleyes:

its traffic, learn to deal with it.


edit: if it pisses you off that bad, you could always stop driving :wiggle:

go ride a tricycle zero.

Damn that's funny.

:rolleyes:

its traffic, learn to deal with it.


edit: if it pisses you off that bad, you could always stop driving :wiggle:

I did deal with it.

Bwahaha, good job.

I did deal with it.
all you did was add to the problem.


example:


I get pretty damn tired of driving in rush hour daily with morons that cause traffic jams and hold everyone up by doing stupid shit.

So I cut her off, then block her in with a car running 50mph

all you did was add to the problem.


example:

The only person I affected was a moron that had no consideration for others.

The only person I affected was a moron that had no consideration for others.
and the difference is...





:dunno:

Bwahaha, good job.

Jesus just called me. He said that's not very Christian of you.

That's true, thanks for pointing that out. Even I get arrogant and vindictive thoughts toward those drivers who pull out in front of everyone, accelerate slowly then finally reach equilibrium at 15 over the speed limit (that's asking to get cited in these parts).

Fools!

I'll repent and pray for and end to my vindictive thoughts. Jesus always delivers.

Jesus always delivers.In 30 minutes or less or your next miracle is free...

I had an incident where some bitch didn't have ANY working brake lights on a 1st gen MPV.

Cuts me off and hits her brakes.

I lock up my tires (in my truck) and nearly rear ended her.

I look in the rear view mirror and could see cars/trucks diving and some smoke from the tires.

I try to follow her and she's trying to avoid me (some how I have a feeling that she knows her brake lights must have been the culprit).

Finally i get behind her long enough for me to call 311 and gave her plates info and what almost happened to the dispatcher.

Batman, what is 311?

non emergency version of 911.

They have it since in the past there is 911 was the only number to call cops. Most calls were not true emergencies, but rather complaints.

Its mostly a Bay Area thing isn't it?

yeah for Liberals to complain and cry.



alot of places has it.......... even NYC.

try calling it.

here in nyc we have 911, 411, 311. 111111111111111111111111

I would have done the same thing :)

That's true, thanks for pointing that out. Even I get arrogant and vindictive thoughts toward those drivers who pull out in front of everyone, accelerate slowly then finally reach equilibrium at 15 over the speed limit (that's asking to get cited in these parts).

Fools!

I'll repent and pray for and end to my vindictive thoughts. Jesus always delivers.


Jesus just called me again. He said to remind you that just deciding "it's wrong and admitting it" isn't good enough. At some point God doesn't forgive you, and it's not o.k. You chose the rules, you need to live by 'em.

I'll make an effort to improve.

Jesus said "Do or do not. There is no try."


Jesus sounds a lot like Yoda.


And tell him to stop calling me.

And tell him to stop calling me.I've got the opposite problem... every time I say Jesus Christ, He says "you rang?". :D

I'm taking your advice Jim, I'm hooking up with TURBOJEFF sometime next week to shadow him on the job, to see if engineering is really what I want to end up doing. His company hires 1-2 co-op students from my school every year. I met him autocrossing, that guy can seriously drive the shit out of any car.

"Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrrange the meeting."

:)

I'm taking your advice Jim, I'm hooking up with TURBOJEFF sometime next week to shadow him on the job, to see if engineering is really what I want to end up doing. His company hires 1-2 co-op students from my school every year.Good luck! BTW, Jeff doesn't get paid all that well... he certainly doesn't part out and repair wrecked FDs for fun. :D

I met him autocrossing, that guy can seriously drive the shit out of any car.I'd hope so, he's been "poor man" racing for years.

Hahahahahahaha, well then, you can always introduce me to your uncle Bill.

Don't tell me you rode stock options to millionaire status and don't even know your uncle, he seems like a down to earth guy.

???

Don't tell me you rode stock options to millionaire status and don't even know your uncle, he seems like a down to earth guy.

Vs. Sucking afictional jews cock>?

???

I think he was making reference to Senor Gates or "Macrohard" ;)

Jesus always delivers.
In 30 minutes or less or your next miracle is free...

now that is clever