wanna get a job but the place requires a drug test. any tips and tricks to pass? lol

don't do drugs! jerk face!

don't do drugs! jerk face!

shoulda expeted that one :worship:
but no i dont do drugs regularly whatsoever, just last weekend i was being an asshat and job oportunity came up a couple days ago.

advice :dunno:

don't do drugs! jerk face!
:werd:

If you are stupid enough to do the drugs, you shouldn't get the job.

ok ok, got the point. no more drugs.
once again, dick move on my part.
buuuut atleast does anyone know how long untill its outa your system?

but no i dont do drugs regularly whatsoever, just last weekend i was being an asshat ...


What substance?

just some weed.....its not like i shot up heroin and snorted some lines...

do more drugs. its good for your body and soul.

http://www.marijuanapassion.com/How-Long-Does-Marijuana-Stay-In-Your-System.html

Drink ALOT of water and cranberry juice. And try some system cleansers for added insurance.

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just some weed.....its not like i shot up heroin and snorted some lines...

You would have been better off with the lines. Amphetamines are out within about a week; Marijuana sticks around in your urine for a month. Good luck.

thnx ya'll, guess ima wait 2-3 weeks beffore i apply and drink a shit load of water haha

:werd:

If you are stupid enough to do the drugs, you shouldn't get the job.

For once.. I'm with you.

God, give the kid a fuckin' break. I smoke weed all the damn time and it's never once interfered with my daily duties. You just have to be smart about it, that's all. I know many, many, many weed smokers that are more successful than any motherfucker on this forum.

Now, drink a shit ton of water and excercise. THC is fat soluble, it stores itself away in your body fat. Drinking mass amounts of water helps to flush your system out, excercising and cardio burns some fat that it may be stored in. Don't bother with those cleansers or anything, or any tricks people tell you about vinegar, bleach, or whatever the fuck else. Water, excercise, that's it. And when I say water, I mean gallons of water. You should be pissing clear liquid into that cup.
The morning of the test, wake up and take a piss. Then slug down a gallon of water, and piss again. Then drink a bit more continuously so that when you are handed the cup, you have a steady flow of water going through your body. The results may possibly come back inconclusive if you have too much water, but that's alright because you just get to take it again.

I've done this many times, always with good results. Good luck, and don't listen to everyone's propaganda.

marijuana lowers testosterone levels. i'm sure you'll find many pro-marijuana sites stating otherwise.

Hash = boobies.

Good to know.

marijuana lowers testosterone levels. i'm sure you'll find many pro-marijuana sites stating otherwise.


So does alcohol, fast food, cigarettes, soda, and everything else that I'm sure everyone else on this forum partakes in.

Not steroids ;)

So does alcohol, fast food, cigarettes, soda, and everything else that I'm sure everyone else on this forum partakes in.

not as much as the 100% safe wonderdrug. alcohol, fast food and cigarettes do other horrible things to you body though.

Not as much? Show some proof. I absolutely guarantee you that you will develop bitch tits much faster from drinking than you will from smoking weed. Alcohol severely limits testosterone production, raises estrogen production, and is very calorie dense. Weed has no calories, and does not stimulate the production of estrogen. When was the last time you saw a pothead with a weed-gut? Or a pothead with big boobs? Now, when was the last time you saw a beer gut? Or beer tits? I know the ins and outs of weed and most other drugs, and most are extremely over hyped. Alcohol does far more damage to your body than weed ever could, yet everyone still sits in the afterschool special mentality that weed is absolutely terrible for you.

Also, show me how many recovering potheads there are vs. recovering alcoholics. I'd also like to see how many stoned driving fatalities there have been compared to drunk driving fatalities.

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Not as much? Show some proof. I absolutely guarantee you that you will develop bitch tits much faster from drinking than you will from smoking weed. Alcohol severely limits testosterone production, raises estrogen production, and is very calorie dense. Weed has no calories, and does not stimulate the production of estrogen. When was the last time you saw a pothead with a weed-gut? Or a pothead with big boobs? Now, when was the last time you saw a beer gut? Or beer tits? I know the ins and outs of weed and most other drugs, and most are extremely over hyped. Alcohol does far more damage to your body than weed ever could, yet everyone still sits in the afterschool special mentality that weed is absolutely terrible for you.

Also, show me how many recovering potheads there are vs. recovering alcoholics. I'd also like to see how many stoned driving fatalities there have been compared to drunk driving fatalities.



i'm sorry i tested your "in's and out's" of marijuana. i didn't know you worked in a laboratory researching it.

i'm sure you will find websites, magazines, etc funded by millionaire marijuana smokers that will state it is has no adverse side effects.

all those things you pointed out about alcohol are true, thats why i don't drink. i just found this info that a new study came out which says, that a small amount of alcohol increases plasma and testosterone amounts for a short period of time in mice.

edit: the lack of fat bellies and tits in weed smokers could be due to the fact of increased metabolism. i'm not sure if i believe that though, since i found it on one of the pro-marijuana side effect sites.

http://www.projinf.org/fs/marijuana.html

they talk about medical marijuana. from reading this, it makes it seem that marijuana isn't as bad as i thought, but something athletic people should still stay away from.

True, but athletic people should stay away from damn near everything that your average person indulges in. That doesn't mean weed is worse than any of those things or should be ostricized as such.

And I don't know about the whole increasing your metabolism thing. That sounds like some Woody Harrelson bullshit to me. If anything weed would have the opposite effect in my eyes. Some of those pro-marijuana sites are absolutely retarded, and the entire movement has been stagnant because it's lead by a bunch of dipshit hippies. If someone halfway intelligent, well credited, and well respected advocated it then the shit would be legal in a heartbeat. Most people know the truth about it, but no one wants to have their face on the front of High Times. I know tons of successful people that smoke, and it has nothing to do with that whole hippie, bullshit, getting close to the earth side of it. They like to sit down, smoke a bong, relax, and let their mind unwind for the evening. I find it to be very therapeutic.

Because sometimes the benefit outweighs the risk. In my eyes, the benefit (ie-fun) from smoking or alcohol heavily outweighs the detriment to my health years down the road when I am too old to care. I am an extremely healthy individual, eat an extremely healthy vegetable based diet, and get lots of excercise. The toxic activities I partake in don't have much effect on me, as I do it all in moderation. I probably drink once a week, smoke a couple times a week. Well, except for this week because I'm on a trip.

http://www.marijuanapassion.com/How-Long-Does-Marijuana-Stay-In-Your-System.html

Drink ALOT of water and cranberry juice. And try some system cleansers for added insurance.

http://www.gnc.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2134311&cp=2167112.2109032&parentPage=family
http://www.gnc.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2134259&cp=2167112.2109032&parentPage=family&parentPage=family

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And damn, kids... Stop giving the guy such a hard time over bud... It isn't anywhere NEAR as bad as most think it is...

It all depends on that magical word "moderation", just like damn well anything else in this world...

Except coke, meth, and acid... That shit's retarded....

Weed is the most overrated drug on the fuckin planet. People think they're on cloud 9 when they're high, and they're sober as a nun on sunday.

I've smoked weed a few times, and it's a pure waste of money and time.

Weed is the most overrated drug on the fuckin planet. People think they're on cloud 9 when they're high, and they're sober as a nun on sunday.

I've smoked weed a few times, and it's a pure waste of money and time.

lol, probably because they got a weak-ass kind of bud... :evillaugh

To each his own, I suppose... I think it has it's benefits, however...

Weed is the most overrated drug on the fuckin planet. People think they're on cloud 9 when they're high, and they're sober as a nun on sunday.

I've smoked weed a few times, and it's a pure waste of money and time.


Haha, trust me, you haven't smoked good bud then. The people who think they are acting high probably also don't know good weed either. One thing I've noticed in the south is that the weed generally sucks real bad. It's all Mexican shit, it's grown outdoors and the female plants are always pollinated by the males mixed in which is why it's so seedy, and it usually has chemicals on it. Get ahold of some real bud, something that smells real sweet and skunky. You will then know what a good high is. I've recently had my hands on genuine Humboldt County Juicy Fruit, and a hybrid White Widow/Cali Orange. Both are amazing strains of marijuana, and when professionally grown will put you in a completely different world for hours.