So my hombre kapplesauce had this bitch all up on him at my house tonight, only later to discover vag blood all over his pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This is the best cell phone pic I can muster of the perp:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/Alex-7/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.jpg



And the crime scene?

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/Alex-7/aaaaaaaaaaaaa.jpg

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/Alex-7/aaaaaaaaa.jpg

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/Alex-7/aaaaa.jpg


So what's the verdict? did this floozy lay an egg on my home boy or what?

You sure those aren't shit stains? LOL

I was thinking it could be shit too!


It's way more rusty red IRL though.

Aweful.

Rusty red... Yep, that's blood.

Nasty.

Sooooooo nasty!

lol@kapplesauce
Disgusting. I'd never fucked a chick whom I knew bleeds out of her vagina.

Poor bastard that he is. (he's the one who got with the bitch that had a tube sticking out of her)


Hopefully he posts......

which one? Crazy glasses or half naked girl?

crazy glasses is the suspected egg layer.

from a girls prspective i think it's gross but some guys and some girls don't seem to worry about it



oh and technically the egg was dead thats why she was bleeding

what else do vaginas do?

um some chinese girls are very talented with ping pong balls down there lol

Is krapplesauce taking the 5th?

This thread is heading towards the religion forum.

no, it really is sick...the male sex drive has to be as powerful as it is or we wouldn't be going there, God knew what He was doing

god also gave big ass black men the sex drive to pull your pants down and ram it home.

This thread is heading towards the religion forum.

Everything is with Mark.

Does Mexican jail count? I mean that's only $200 bucks and your out

I think M.C. PeePants got after Kapplesauce imo.

what.... none of you guys have your red wings? fuckin pansies... its just blood...

just looooooooooool @ this

I didn't think that shit like this actually happened.

when the red river's flowing take the dirt road home

I didn't think that shit like this actually happened.

this isn't the first time I've seen it happen

My god its funny, I just wish we'd noticed while she was still there so we could have called her out on it!!!

Kapplesauce remains quiet.....

Note to self: Never go to Kansas Frat parties.

I haven't spent time in jail...you have?

what does that have to do with god given homos the ability to acvhieve erection when you bend over picking up the paper?

what does that have to do with god given homos the ability to acvhieve erection when you bend over picking up the paper?

This is a section Mark knows all too well about. Sticky his response and put it in the How-To section to come.

I ain't no frat boi.

I don't get how this happens.

Was she just starting to lay the egg? and for that reason had nothing there to play catch?

Or was she ragging so damn hard it got by what ever she was using, her panties, and onto kapps shorts?

Was she wearing pants or a skirt?

it looks like a dress, so she was probably drunk and didn't realize she had started

It looks like the other girl isn't even wearing pants or a skirt

it looks like a dress, so she was probably drunk and didn't realize she had started

So you can tell when you start? Tell me more...

why the fuck would you ever want to hear more about that?

In case you haven't noticed, gross things turn me on. Kick me in the balls you skank.

In any case, she was indeed getting off while hard rubbing her clitorous on poor Captain Kaps leg.

Girl looks like she's 16, and riding that other girl in the pic. Your buddy might not be the only one "tagged" that night.

She was 21 I think.

VERY short dress. nice ass she kept showing everyone.

typical 'lil skank.

Honestly looks like my friend Robin who moved down to Louisiana....Don't tell me her name was Robin.

I never got her name.

She left with some russian dude in a loud 5.0

lol

Honestly looks like my friend Robin who moved down to Louisiana....Don't tell me her name was Robin.

No, her name was Flow and she has a dog named Spot.

I think we should change Kapple's name to McLovin

whitepep!

I fap'd.

whitepep!

Sup!

You in CO yet?

F'n Finals were murder....I didnt want to touch a computer for a week.

Nah, dammit.

Trying to sell my 7 first.

found a house though.

why the fuck does this shit always happen to me! comes down to my poor decision making skills... especially whilst intoxicated. that chic was a total skank with a great ass... just my type, and she perioded meh!!!!!

i've got her number still... could i get a vote if i should call her?

call her and point her to this thread

you are a man when you bang chicks on periods imo

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/Alex-7/motivator9298404.jpg

lol god thats sick

why the fuck does this shit always happen to me! comes down to my poor decision making skills... especially whilst intoxicated. that chic was a total skank with a great ass... just my type, and she perioded meh!!!!!

i've got her number still... could i get a vote if i should call her?

McLovin!

Dude, hope you got some presoak spray and wash.
LOL, hope that wasn't a miscarriage.

"You shouldn't have done that....he's just a boy!"

fuck the skank and then cum on her leg. when she gives you a weird look just tell her "oh i thought you liked to leave bodily fluids on other people's legs. i thought that was your thing" and then throw her panties at her and tell her that she disgusts you and to get out

In case you haven't noticed, gross things turn me on. Kick me in the balls you skank.

Before the pill, my GF knew her schedule enough to keep a pad on around the times things began to start. If her calendar says it started the 23rd, she'd be ready the 21st. But other things changed down there, at least for her, getting all dischargy and shit. It wasn't an exact science and sometimes things would start early and finish late. But they weren't ever that bad, I guess. She's a light bleeder.

Thing is, I've only seen starting blood (not even enough to hardly change the color of a rubber) as a little rusty red, nothing like that, at all.

This girl knew and it got past her means of defense.

Vert if you have questions about this shit, get a GF that's willing to talk about it, not just blush and giggle. It's only biology.

Before the pill, my GF knew her schedule enough to keep a pad on around the times things began to start. If her calendar says it started the 23rd, she'd be ready the 21st. But other things changed down there, at least for her, getting all dischargy and shit. It wasn't an exact science and sometimes things would start early and finish late. But they weren't ever that bad, I guess. She's a light bleeder.

Thing is, I've only seen starting blood (not even enough to hardly change the color of a rubber) as a little rusty red, nothing like that, at all.

This girl knew and it got past her means of defense.

Vert if you have questions about this shit, get a GF that's willing to talk about it, not just blush and giggle. It's only biology.

I didn't know I was blushing and/or giggling about anything.

I didn't know I was blushing and/or giggling about anything.

Reading comprehension pwns you....

"Vert if you have questions about this shit, get a GF that's willing to talk about it, not just blush and giggle. It's only biology."

Reading comprehension pwns you....

"Vert if you have questions about this shit, get a GF that's willing to talk about it, not just blush and giggle. It's only biology."

My bad. Even though it's worded pretty much like shit imo.

But other things changed down there, at least for her, getting all dischargy and shit.

Its like spreading open a grilled cheese sandwich.

http://www.fuzzyssportspubandgrill.com/grilled_cheese_sandwich.jpg

Its like spreading open a grilled cheese sandwich.

http://www.fuzzyssportspubandgrill.com/grilled_cheese_sandwich.jpg

Nothing like that. NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING like that at all.

Nothing like that. NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING like that at all.

Are you sure???
Grilled cheese sandwich, dipped in tomato soup. Don't know kind of sounds like the same.

Are you sure???
Grilled cheese sandwich, dipped in tomato soup. Don't know kind of sounds like the same.

Positive.