Starts August 1st. And after 8 months of tests, reviews, background checks, drug tests and polygragh tests I'll be in the 75th police recruit class in Hilo Hawaii :bigthumb:

Can we call you Mahoney now?

lol i was just about to ask that

I hope to god you're classmates with a big tall black guy and a crazy gun loving fool.

So you're going to work with Dog the Bounty Hunter?

Sorry, no big tall black guys and no mullets. I dont know about any gun loving fools yet.

http://www.copsdonuts.com/Simpsons%20Cop.JPG

Well promise me you'll be a cool cop. Ya know. If you see some guy rocket by you at lightspeed on his bike... just give him a wave and be on your way. You catch a kid smoking a doobie, just crush it out and tell him to go home. And for god's sake man, don't arrest a guy drinking a beer in a bag on his way to a Megadeth concert. That's simply uncalled for.

Well promise me you'll be a cool cop. Ya know. If you see some guy rocket by you at lightspeed on his bike... just give him a wave and be on your way. You catch a kid smoking a doobie, just crush it out and tell him to go home. And for god's sake man, don't arrest a guy drinking a beer in a bag on his way to a Megadeth concert. That's simply uncalled for.

:ditto:

Congratulations. I hope to be joining the 196th New York State Police academy class myself.

We all know how well you handled the power of being a mod, I'm sure you'll make a great cop too.

We all know how well you handled the power of being a mod, I'm sure you'll make a great cop too.

We all know how you handled the responsibility of paying child support...

Oh wait...only I do.

What?

Exactly.

I can't tell if that was a joke. Do you really think I have a kid? If so, that is pretty damned funny.

I can't tell if that was a joke.

Than I have succeeded.

I can't tell if that was a joke.
It doesn't matter, because he is a joke.

And for god's sake man, don't arrest a guy drinking a beer in a bag on his way to a Megadeth concert. That's simply uncalled for.
hahahaha

It doesn't matter, because he is a joke.


hahahaha

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6100/hehhe2.jpg

lollll, I thought that the owning you received for humping my leg by continously posting my picture was enough?

You still haven't came up with anything but, "you're frail and stand like yzf."

Here, let me point out things about you:
1: You're a fat hairy midget, I think "Hobbit" will save me typing time.
2: Your nose looks like it was inflated with an air compressor.
3: Didn't you try to me a guido once with gel and highlights? Lol.

I am superior to you in everyway possible, THAT is why the picture bothers you so much. :)

And for god's sake man, don't arrest a guy drinking a beer in a bag on his way to a Megadeth concert. That's simply uncalled for.

Sounds like this is a first hand experience :40oz:

lollll, I thought that the owning you received for humping my leg by continously posting my picture was enough?

You still haven't came up with anything but, "you're frail and stand like yzf."

Here, let me point out things about you:
1: You're a fat hairy midget, I think "Hobbit" will save me typing time.
2: Your nose looks like it was inflated with an air compressor.
3: Didn't you try to me a guido once with gel and highlights? Lol.

I am superior to you in everyway possible, THAT is why the picture bothers you so much. :)

1 of those things was pointed out by another member. One was pointed out by me. Nice "owning" though with that original material, chooch.

The picture doesn't bother me at all. It's put there to emphasize upon how much of a pussy you look like/are.

I can't tell if that was a joke. Do you really think I have a kid? If so, that is pretty damned funny.

looool

It's a ring toss

looool

See, someone else thinks it is funny as well.

Man, I didn't think that whole exchange was actually taken seriously by people........

I wonder if he discovered the child support case(s) when he Magnum PI'd you on the internet

Yeah that might be it. Even if that is the case, that was some shoddy detective work. At least one person on this forum can verify that I don't have any illegitimate children.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsol4sJh9xw&feature=related

this threads drifting off topic... I was thinking about joining the force for a while still might. But I think firefighters are cooler; and when was the last time someone peeked out of the blinds and muttered..."that f-ing firetruck had best not stop in front of my house! Ill go out there and tell him where to stick it!" You know, its the level of community respect that I like about firefighters.

firefighters should just stick to firefighting. Not public safety. although they can be cool, they are the most laziest workers Ive seen. Furthermore, or course we need ff as much as ass needs toilet paper, but I think a lot of them are homosexuals.

Idk theyve always seemed really cool to me, maybe its just some areas that are like that.

yeah maybe. maybe i should move