Does anyone here have any weird pooping habits?
I cant poop while wearing clothes. I can only wear boxers and socks into the bathroom, and upon leaving, I always put the socks in the dirty clothes. I dont know why, or how it started...but I just cant poop with clothes on.
maniacmikey 08-27-2005, 04:51 PM Tmi
Queen 08-27-2005, 04:51 PM GEORGE: (emerging from bathroom, buttoning his shirt) A gymnast! I can't believe it, you didn't tell me she was a gymnast.
JERRY: (watching George buttoning his shirt) What is this?
GEORGE: What, I'm puttin' my shirt back on.
JERRY: (stares at George, incredulous) "Back on"? What was it doing off?
GEORGE: I take it off when I go to the, uh, y'know, to the "office".
JERRY: (laughing) What for?
GEORGE: Well, it frees me up. No encumbrances.
JERRY: Unbuttoned, or all the way off?
GEORGE: ALL the way, baby!
JERRY: Of course.
wonner 08-27-2005, 04:58 PM ^Thats funny....I prefer to take my clothes off, but sometimes, its not convenient(at work)
That's another thing.... I've only taken poops at my house, once at my grandmas, and in hotels.
I won't even use the bathroom at work, which only 3 or 4 people have access too and it's kept clean...
I dont even like touching handles on doors to public restrooms.
wonner 08-27-2005, 05:13 PM At work, I usually have to use port-a-johns-and they're always fucking digusting, but I gotta do what I gotta do.
I have NEVER used a port a john and hopefully never have to.
wonner 08-27-2005, 05:17 PM yeah, I don't suggest it......on a hot summer day, it'll make you gag.
Queen 08-27-2005, 05:17 PM I want to puke every time I go near one :/
1revnrex 08-27-2005, 05:25 PM I want to puke every time I go near one :/
I heard some guy just got arrested for actually climbing inside the shitter and watching woman piss and shit while he was inside.
Front row at the movie so to speak. :puke:
I heard some guy just got arrested for actually climbing inside the shitter and watching woman piss and shit while he was inside.
Front row at the movie so to speak. :puke:
I saw that too.... someone posted it here, he was hiding inside the hole where your ass went.
Queen 08-27-2005, 05:31 PM Reminds me of that scene in Schindler's List where that kid's trying to hide, and the only place left to hide is under those holes in the outhouse.. and there are already like 5 kids in there when he plops down into the shit pool :[
Say No To Pistons 08-27-2005, 06:25 PM hmm. lets see, i must poop with the lights on, must open the sink cabinate (i dont know why, i just like to look inside), sometimes i eat while i shit, sometimes i get bored and i take a bottle of clorox and an old tooth brush and start cleaning the floor (tiles), and i cant shit with my pants all the way down. ever since the new kohler tiolet been installed, it takes me an extra 2-4 minites to crap because its too damn long and tall. i liked me old short one w/o all the fancy crap.
Pooping is a delicate practice.
$100T2 08-27-2005, 06:59 PM Do we really need a thread about pooping?
wonner 08-27-2005, 07:05 PM Do we really need a thread about pooping?
We're just getting to know each other better....at least there isn't any pics;)
rodney87 08-27-2005, 07:08 PM at least there isn't any pics;)
YET..... :hide:
yappa15 08-27-2005, 07:23 PM i have to read somethin while im poopin
Say No To Pistons 08-27-2005, 07:23 PM i wanna know how you poop $100T2
$100T2 08-27-2005, 07:23 PM Pics will result in immediate disciplinary action, up to and including a fiery death and/or banning.
wonner 08-27-2005, 07:28 PM i have to read somethin while im poopin
:werd:
Pics will result in immediate disciplinary action, up to and including a fiery death and/or banning.
:rofl:
GSL-T2 08-27-2005, 07:34 PM when i poop i have to be doing sumthing
if youve ever read a theory of mine ive most likely thought of it while taking a shit
i once brought a whatboard in there like a good 2ft by 3ft whitboard
sumtimes i read whatevers on the counter
i usually open the window and look outside
ive fallen asleep only once
i always spray axe after im done and i tend to flush excessively
i have also gone through my drawr and organized it lol
infact i must go do the deed now
when i poop i have to be doing sumthing
if youve ever read a theory of mine ive most likely thought of it while taking a shit
i once brought a whatboard in there like a good 2ft by 3ft whitboard
sumtimes i read whatevers on the counter
i usually open the window and look outside
ive fallen asleep only once
i always spray axe after im done and i tend to flush excessively
i have also gone through my drawr and organized it lol
infact i must go do the deed now
Do you poo in a transportable basket or what?
wonner 08-27-2005, 07:47 PM Do you poo in a transportable basket or what?
He wears Depends;)
Shadow7 08-27-2005, 08:17 PM well at lest we got the wiping thread out of the way so thats two items checked off the bathroom list. Next topic peeing with a hard on (aka morning wood or after sex wood)? Personally sometimes I like the reverse superman method.
Supper 08-27-2005, 10:17 PM pooping habbits?
If I don't need to poop, I can't. Otherwise, I'm happy so long as I have porcelain that flushes below my ass, but I'll settle for a portajohn in a pinch.
GSL-T2 08-27-2005, 10:37 PM Do you poo in a transportable basket or what?
nope i poop on porcelain(sp?)
infact io still need to poop cause i got distracted by dodge ball(teh movie)
DSMPOWERED 08-28-2005, 01:12 AM In high school, we wore uniforms. Seeing a kid who wasn't careful come back to class with a racing stripe convinced me to never shit with a shirt on. In public, I either hang it on a hook, or tuck it into the handicapped grab bars.
2ndGen.Rocket 08-28-2005, 02:53 AM i don't have any qualms about shitting. I prefer the comfort of my own bathroom, but could shit in a dumpster if need be.
and i cant read for too long, my legs go numb.
wonner 08-28-2005, 06:20 AM i don't have any qualms about shitting. I prefer the comfort of my own bathroom, but could shit in a dumpster if need be.
and i cant read for too long, my legs go numb.
:werd:
Say No To Pistons 08-28-2005, 09:24 AM i dont get how someone could shit for over 5 minites. usually i finish within 4 minites sometimes 2. it just slides out, i wipe and out i go.
Onlyonthurs! 08-28-2005, 09:34 AM its wierd but i need the faucet on when i take a crap.....i hate bowel (sp??) movement sound effects...so i turn the facet on to dumb down the noises...i actually hate takin a crap ...i just want to get in and get it over with......
its wierd but i need the faucet on when i take a crap.....i hate bowel (sp??) movement sound effects...so i turn the facet on to dumb down the noises...i actually hate takin a crap ...i just want to get in and get it over with......
:roll: I thought I was weird....
Queen 08-28-2005, 12:02 PM No, you're still weird
Say No To Pistons 08-28-2005, 12:38 PM who likes it when the shit hits the water and the water splashes all over your ass? i do, the first one is great but anything after that is nasty since its basically shit water hitting your ass.
wonner 08-28-2005, 12:45 PM I like it when my poop smells real strong.....I love the smell of my own poop. :p
who likes it when the shit hits the water and the water splashes all over your ass? i do, the first one is great but anything after that is nasty since its basically shit water hitting your ass.
I hate that, it makes me feel like something is violationg my ass... and the toilet paper has to suck it all up when you wipe your ass.
Say No To Pistons 08-28-2005, 12:48 PM I like it when my poop smells real strong.....I love the smell of my own poop. :p
try sitting in the bathroom for 20minites, your crap will start to smell weird.
Onlyonthurs! 08-28-2005, 02:52 PM 20 mins?!?!?! damn man go see a doctor or eat some damn FIBER!!!!
GSL-T2 08-28-2005, 03:40 PM i don't have any qualms about shitting. I prefer the comfort of my own bathroom, but could shit in a dumpster if need be.
and i cant read for too long, my legs go numb.
try moving your elbows off that main artery
or put the book on the floor
burnoutking999 08-29-2005, 08:26 AM I am a proud pooper. i can go most anywhere clean but always have to create and ass gasket and wipe the seat first. I too at home do the deed naked. I like to take one in the mornings at work sometimes just to make the restroom smell. People talking on there cell phones in the bathroom should get the swirly of a lifetime! it is annoying cause thats serious buisiness! :moon:
DarkAngelKamui 08-29-2005, 09:28 AM I cant poop while wearing clothes. I can only wear boxers and socks into the bathroom, and upon leaving, I always put the socks in the dirty clothes. I dont know why, or how it started...but I just cant poop with clothes on.
I'm sorta the same, oddy enough... I re-wear all my stuff afterwards, though...
lol, that sock thing kinda makes you sound like a cat...
1 bad 7 08-29-2005, 11:59 AM Other than 2ndgenrocket, you people are weird.
My legs go numb, too, if I sit too long. Doesn't matter if I have my elbows on my legs or not. :scratch: That REALLY sucks when it's time to get up... then all the blood rushes back in and both legs are in extreme pain :(
Supper 08-29-2005, 12:01 PM "pins And Needles! Pins And Needles!"
1 bad 7 08-29-2005, 12:03 PM Off-topic: Cool avatar, Sups.
BATMAN 08-29-2005, 12:05 PM http://www.tellmewhereonearth.com/Web%20Pages/Poop/Poop_Page_5.htm
Supper 08-29-2005, 12:06 PM thanks :D
I was gonna make it into a "STFU" pic, better as an avatar IMO.
meddle 08-29-2005, 12:27 PM I like to read liberal news sources on the shitter. The shit is so thick that it seems appropriate.
BoostFrenzy 08-31-2005, 11:41 AM I always spread my ass cheeks out a little bit using the seat as retention, I feel it produces more powerful less pinched-off lincoln logs
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